coolname Posted November 4, 2014 Sometimes I like to inject a deadly cocktail of jenkem and krokodil directly into my testicles. I call it jenkodil and it feels so so good. Then I pay prostitutes to poo in my mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-YT- Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) Wow dude that actually sounds like a half decent friday night! edited for a massive +1 for scat therapy! Edited November 5, 2014 by -YT- 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted November 5, 2014 YT, don't encourage me lol. Another time I got quarterflesh to give me a hot carl while endorfinder whipped us both with a piece of caapi vine after we smoked some damiana. It was awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted November 5, 2014 What the hell is a hit Carl? Anything like a dirty mo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted November 5, 2014 Incognito it's called a hot carl. And seeing as ladies visit this forum and I am a gentleman, I would rather not say. But the urban dictionary can answer your question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted November 5, 2014 Wow. Haha. What I want to know is, who is this guy named carl that it was named after? Also I have seen worse stuff than that on the urban dictionary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubism Posted November 5, 2014 Haha. What I want to know is, who is this guy named carl that it was named after? Also I have seen worse stuff than that on the urban dictionary Curiosity got the better of me. Had to check it out. I'm also now aware of the "Alabama hot pocket" and kinda wish I never looked. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slocombe Posted November 6, 2014 I thought hot pockets were a Kentucky thing??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teonanacatl Posted November 8, 2014 I dont consider these depraved but others might: - Was out hunting pigs and the dogs found one, I shot it once but it didnt die and had run out of bullets and had no knife so I tackled it tried to break its neck and choke it, eventually I found a big log and managed to knock it out. As I was carrying it home it kept waking up so I had to keep knocking it out. - The easiest way to kill birds is to rip their heads clean off, I do this regularly for food. - The easiest way to kill an injured kangaroo if you dont have a gun or knife or anything else is to stomp its head- have had to do this more times then you'd imagine. - Ive tried to kill a large boar with a machete, I was hungry and didnt have a gun with me. The pig smashed and charged me multiple times, I was lucky not to get ripped, the pig got away after I chased it for several km- not sure it would have survived its injuries though. - Ive had 2 occasions where Ive shot large boars in the brain with my .22, then bled them out and gone home for the wheel barrow to carry them home only to come back and find zombie pigs. In one case I had a knife so I just bled it again. The other case I had no knife so I beat it unconscious with a rock and then stuck a stick down the aorta to remove the clot that had formed. - The best tasting pigs I get are pregnant sows, loads of hard fat and sooo tasty! Anyway being pregnant they are full of foetuses. Ive always wanted to take them home and cook them but thus far none of my hunting partners/ witnesses has allowed this. People will probably be thinking "thats not ethical", my opinion is that its hunting, its not ethical. You are taking a life and thats not ethical though you should do it in a humane fashion. Life is not perfect and for the 100's of animals Ive killed for food very few go wrong, what Ive listed is the worst. I believe one has a responsibility to kill an animal as humanely as possible, and sometimes depending on the circumstances thats not very humanely, thats life. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted November 8, 2014 the thing about cooking the foetuses is a little creepy though 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted November 8, 2014 it's hard to know what the most depraved thing ive ever done is.. like teo said head stomping kangaroos that are mangled after being hit by a car but that aren't yet dead would be up there.. As well as a few times when hunting hasn't exactly gone to plan & you have to reluctantly do things that are quite horrific.. but are those things depraved? killing to eat isn't depraved unless you actually enjoy watching something die or enjoy seeing something in pain right? when i was a kid i had a dodgy friend, he wasn't quite a psychopath but he was a little cunt & definitely a bit depraved.. He had a little dog that was deaf & kind of a runt & was a bit mong. One day i was at my friends house & my friend started playing with his dog & he put it in the peg basket of the hills hoist & we spun it around. the poor little dog was scared shitless & we spun it really really fast until the little thing went flying out & smashed itself. It was just a sweet little innocent dog with issues & we had abused it for our own entertainment. A few months later it got hit by a car because it was deaf & couldn't hear it & it died. Seriously, i can still see it's little scared face staring up at me seeming to be wondering why we were being so mean to it. It haunts me to this day & makes me feel sick to think of. Though i probably did much worse things as a child.. Basically every kid is a bit depraved from time to time.. I guess when we're young we have to push the boundaries of morality & really feel that guilt to truly learn about these things.. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Distracted Posted November 8, 2014 teonanacatl it would only be depraved if you had a hard on while doing it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted November 9, 2014 Teo I have found that the best way to put an injured kangaroo out of its misery if you don't have a weapon handy is with a big rock. I have also been in a few situations similar to some of those you listed, and don't consider it to be depraved. Maybe a bit brutal, but not depraved. Unless of course you have a hard on like distracted said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watertrade Posted November 9, 2014 I'm so glad i'm vego. my only experience with kangaroos was when a big kangaroo jumped in front of a few cars while driving to sydney. (hume highway) only me and a halal butcher stopped to finish off the kangaroo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted November 9, 2014 the most depraved thing i did this week was eat a chicken burger from KFC. it had gross bits in it like liquid-filled tumour sacs but i kept eating it. i don't think KFC chicken is usually like that? anyway it was a dream but that's no excuse. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrDoRight Posted November 9, 2014 as we were walking down the street I touched an old ladies boob. I was 11 .. Somehow I knew where the woman slept so I knocked on her door and asked to use the bathroom and left silently because it felt awkward seeing her grandson who was In an older grade than I. I feel pretty gross about it. My sister and her friend had this club where they would kiss and do lesbian shit when they were 8 & 9 so I was in there fingering her friend when I was 10. I think I even used a toothbrush. Damn kids. I stole packs upon packs of yugioh cards from the devils workshop aka waldermart aka the American store never to shop at , if only you had a choice on anything other than porn. I made a soft core underage porn making out with a naked girl because she wanted hickeys on her titties. While my friend had a rental car we shot car windows and busted em" out with BB guns in my junior high parking lot and drove home around the corner and parked in the garage. Ive Spray painted over another persons graffit because theirs sucked and mine looked much cooler . Not trying to mean any disrespect to the tagger either , I was just bored at my cousins house and he lived by a tagged up wall. Ive stolen products from global corporations like target & walmart because the person controlling those stores would kill our babies if he had the chance too IMO. Deciding abuse the decent people of 3rd world societies by taking their insecurities as an advantage to step all over their toes and its sad. Its sad that the children can't play with the toys their parents made because America wants to get the crappiest production in the highest numbers possible because they know the cocky shmucks of dumb-Merrica will buy whatnever is advertised using tits and ass . All while complaining they don't have a job because the store they shop and shit at has the money and oppertunities whicj is only trickling up . UP into the rich shmucks bank account located in his echo chamber, where only he himself knows wtf is going on. Practically every time I visit Walmart I notice people making fools of themselves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massner Posted November 11, 2014 Taking a poo in a solicitors office? Does that count? She was a rude stuck up biatch who annoyed me, I was thinking of filling two 9 ltr buckets full of poo and pee and letting it sit for a few days first then going back and sprit zing her office from the top down but ...... Well it just did not work out like that but the thought is still there. If anyone wants to use it they can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woof woof woof Posted November 12, 2014 I like these some of these confessions. I have a very long list of shit I've done...........way to long............ some of it, really bad stuff. I still feel ashamed of some of the things I've done. Lets just say that it is better that I not mention the really bad stuff I did. I'm glad that I grew out of it. (Thanking God/Universe/Nature for that!) For me this is a good moment for reflection. thx! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) If this was the nook I would have entitled it "where have you left a shit lately" LOL Edited November 12, 2014 by Halcyon Daze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francois le Danque Posted November 13, 2014 Voted for Tony.... not really I don't vote! so, you just allowed him to win by your inaction 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francois le Danque Posted November 13, 2014 When I was a kid I threw a rock at a seagull, prolly 50 meters away and to my astonishment I hit it. It hopped around like it had a broken wing and I felt soooooo bad. I went over to see if I could help it and it flew away like nothing had happened. I swore I'd never do anything like that ever again and I never have. i did a similar thing with a spider at ~10m. i really didn't expect to hit it, i was just trying to scare it off the gate! the rock exploded the spider's abdomen, but it's thorax and legs ran away before i could put it out of it's misery. where it's guts went left a stain on the gate, and every time i saw it i felt really bad, for years. stupid spiders 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted November 13, 2014 so, you just allowed him to win by your inaction ooooooooooohhh thems burn words 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted November 13, 2014 i did a similar thing with a spider at ~10m. i really didn't expect to hit it, i was just trying to scare it off the gate! the rock exploded the spider's abdomen, but it's thorax and legs ran away before i could put it out of it's misery. where it's guts went left a stain on the gate, and every time i saw it i felt really bad, for years. stupid spiders i continue to have hypnapompic visions of spiders. i won't apologise for spraying a huntsman on my verandah a few days ago, but since in the back of my mind i'm fearing that it ran for maximum shelter into my bedroom i ended up opening my eyes while half asleep and seeing it near my alarm, and theorising for the first time that all of these hypnapompia incidents are actually the ghosts of murdered spiders. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted November 14, 2014 I snaped my freinds he man dolls arm off. It felt good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites