Psyentist Posted October 11, 2015 Hey everyone, I want to giveaway a ten pack of some seedlings I've been growing. The pack contains six macro x scop, two roseii#1 x scop (both from interbeing) and two bridgesii x SS02 (from Amazonian). All of which are just over two years old. To make it interesting I thought I'd give them away to the person who could post the shittiest, lamest joke. I'll keep it open for two weeks from today and the winner will be decided by the post that has the most likes. Thanks guys! 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mystical oyster Posted October 12, 2015 Nice one man! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geebus Posted October 12, 2015 Why did the pony go to the vet? Because it was a little horse. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedOSpines Posted October 12, 2015 A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your type here" and the Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a Fun- gi" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toast Posted October 12, 2015 How do you recycle toilet paper? Beat the crap out of it 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kierbob Posted October 12, 2015 I don't want anything to do with your seedlings I hear they're a bunch of pricks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadStar Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) Removed shit joke. Edit. Already growing some of these seedlings Edited October 12, 2015 by DeadStar 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ace1928 Posted October 12, 2015 What's brown and sticky?A stick 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball ? An Australian man will actually search for a golf ball. Edited October 12, 2015 by Sally 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted October 12, 2015 wat do you call a sex worker with a runny nose full 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColinO'Scopy Posted October 12, 2015 Q: What is a Shih Tzu? A: a zoo with no animals. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berengar Posted October 12, 2015 What do you call a donkey with three legs? Glue. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubism Posted October 12, 2015 What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A drug dealer can't wash their crack an sell it again. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted October 12, 2015 How do u make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer then through a bandsaw,,,, meeooowwwwww. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted October 12, 2015 How do u get Pikachu on the bus?,, you Pokemon. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted October 12, 2015 Oh yeah,,, Australia's government. Australian laws. Most shittiest joke ever! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColinO'Scopy Posted October 12, 2015 What's the difference between a chick-pea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarlDry Posted October 12, 2015 What's the difference between a Hippo? and a Zippo? One is a little Lighter HaHa 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BassCompound Posted October 12, 2015 Whats the difference, between a brown chicken, and a brown cow? *guitar with wah pedal starts playing porno music* Brown chicka brownn cowww 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-RC- Posted October 12, 2015 Why did the piece of toilet paper hate surfing? Because he always got wiped out Why did the toliet bowl hate taking tests? Because it always got shit marks 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted October 12, 2015 how'd you make a hormone......... Kick him the guts 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted October 12, 2015 what smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovies cunt 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Visceral420 Posted October 13, 2015 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cue Posted October 13, 2015 I finally thought of a shit joke. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites