incognito Posted October 22, 2014 In light of franks thread... I'm not a bogan but I'm known to wear blue wife beaters. I'm not a bogan but I have sock tan lines. I'm not a bogan but I live in a fibro home. I'm not a bogan but I like catching and eating yabbies. I'm not a bogan but I love an old fashioned aussie BBQ. I'm not a bogan but I played rugby league. I'm not a bogan but I honestly believe free balling in footy shorts is the most comfortable one can be. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I'm struggling to think of bogan things I do or own now, is drinking tooheys new bogan? If so I'm guilty of that as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) fuck off u fucked uped shroom eating hippy drinkin a tallie of tooheys makes u sound weak . bogans dont wear fucken socks u stupid cunt . yabbies what?? fuck that u asslicking cunt go fuck a goat u fuking coksuk u play footy aye fuck u fuck off. so fuck off before i smash your hippy tricho brains in fuckhead ps no means to u . just talkin shit lol jokes bogan style Edited October 22, 2014 by bullit 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I think your looking for the "I'm not a retard but..." thread. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) sorry leyland brothers Edited October 22, 2014 by bullit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 No worries ciggy butt brain. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-RC- Posted October 22, 2014 I just cacked out for about 2 minutes I'm not a bogan but revving your engine on ya front lawn for hours on end will fix just about any mechanical fault a car can have... 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) No worries ciggy butt brain. arr fuck it lets farkin drink sum piss smash sum cones then u stupid cunt . , them pillz work a treat.. how was ya sayin ya not a bogan u fucken cunt i though u were startin to give me a go ,farkin idiot. Edited October 22, 2014 by bullit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a bogan but I love cold chisel and think CCR are fuken amazing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 I was gonna start the same thread lol I'm not a bogan but sometimes I tell cunts to get fucked I'm not a bogan but I always wear thongs I'm not a bogan but I used to love bucket bongs I'm not a bogan but I was raised on a farm in north qld I'm not a bogan but I have two big, scary dogs I'm not a bogan but I like fast cars I'm not a bogan but i used to play rugby league I'm not a bogan but maybe I am actually a bogan? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Even scarier I think I'm a bogan hipster. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I don't care what anyone says them acrylic satiny material footy shorts are THE most comfortable attire for summertime, especially whilst freeballing. I've taken the freeballing footy shorts back up in a big way, dug a few pairs up out of my wardrobe and stole a few pairs of my nephews. The definition of comfort and freedom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 One thing u must say for bogan fashion is that it is uber comfortable and practical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted October 22, 2014 Im not a bogan but i................Dont like showing my wealth Live in reality Dont judge others on material matters Im proud to look scruffy Can handle the C word and swear like a trooper... fuck ! its only language.... Drink beer at 6am in the morning.... OH wait, i am a Bogan.....sorry carry on.... 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I'm not a bogan but I volunteer in my community and help out when disasters hit (floods, fires) Have you ever noticed on the news during floods and fires the people that are out in the floodwater rescuing a kid or going through a window to save an old lady has a mullet and is wearing thongs and a flanno? When the going gets tough, the bogans get going. You don't see hipsters doing that shit. Edited October 22, 2014 by incognito 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Is there a difference between a bogan mullet and a hipster mullet? Price? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 Is there a difference between a bogan mullet and a hipster mullet? Price? The hipster mullet is 'ironic' and done by a hairdresser named fabian for $100 The bogan mullet is practical because it keeps the sun off your neck and is done by me mate bazza for a 6 pack of vb 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a bogan but I'm offended if presented with a plate of food without any animal products in it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fydesvindico Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a bogan but my whole house is furnished with things found on the side of the road. Also.. I'm not a bogan but when me thongs break, I just fix em up with a bread clip, that way I'll get another 6 months out of em hahaha 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 RC where did u get that video of Bullit spongeing lighters?? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 I'm a new age bogan http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=uoEcIft_LEI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
