incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 In light of franks thread...I'm not a bogan but I'm known to wear blue wife beaters.I'm not a bogan but I have sock tan lines.I'm not a bogan but I live in a fibro home.I'm not a bogan but I like catching and eating yabbies.I'm not a bogan but I love an old fashioned aussie BBQ.I'm not a bogan but I played rugby league.I'm not a bogan but I honestly believe free balling in footy shorts is the most comfortable one can be. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm struggling to think of bogan things I do or own now, is drinking tooheys new bogan? If so I'm guilty of that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) fuck off u fucked uped shroom eating hippy drinkin a tallie of tooheys makes u sound weak .bogans dont wear fucken socks u stupid cunt .yabbies what?? fuck that u asslicking cunt go fuck a goat u fuking coksuku play footy aye fuck u fuck off.so fuck off before i smash your hippy tricho brains in fuckheadps no means to u . just talkin shit lol jokes bogan style Edited October 22, 2014 by bullit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think your looking for the "I'm not a retard but..." thread. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 what cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) sorry leyland brothers Edited October 22, 2014 by bullit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 No worries ciggy butt brain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RC- Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I just cacked out for about 2 minutes I'm not a bogan but revving your engine on ya front lawn for hours on end will fix just about any mechanical fault a car can have... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) No worries ciggy butt brain.arr fuck it lets farkin drink sum piss smash sum cones then u stupid cunt . , them pillz work a treat..how was ya sayin ya not a bogan u fucken cunt i though u were startin to give me a go ,farkin idiot. Edited October 22, 2014 by bullit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a bogan but I love cold chisel and think CCR are fuken amazing <___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I was gonna start the same thread lolI'm not a bogan but sometimes I tell cunts to get fuckedI'm not a bogan but I always wear thongsI'm not a bogan but I used to love bucket bongsI'm not a bogan but I was raised on a farm in north qldI'm not a bogan but I have two big, scary dogsI'm not a bogan but I like fast carsI'm not a bogan but i used to play rugby leagueI'm not a bogan but maybe I am actually a bogan? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Even scarier I think I'm a bogan hipster. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I don't care what anyone says them acrylic satiny material footy shorts are THE most comfortable attire for summertime, especially whilst freeballing. I've taken the freeballing footy shorts back up in a big way, dug a few pairs up out of my wardrobe and stole a few pairs of my nephews. The definition of comfort and freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 One thing u must say for bogan fashion is that it is uber comfortable and practical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr b.caapi Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Im not a bogan but i................Dont like showing my wealth Live in reality Dont judge others on material matters Im proud to look scruffy Can handle the C word and swear like a trooper... fuck ! its only language.... Drink beer at 6am in the morning....OH wait, i am a Bogan.....sorry carry on.... 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I'm not a bogan but I volunteer in my community and help out when disasters hit (floods, fires)Have you ever noticed on the news during floods and fires the people that are out in the floodwater rescuing a kid or going through a window to save an old lady has a mullet and is wearing thongs and a flanno? When the going gets tough, the bogans get going. You don't see hipsters doing that shit. Edited October 22, 2014 by incognito 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamwalker. Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 mullet 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Is there a difference between a bogan mullet and a hipster mullet? Price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Is there a difference between a bogan mullet and a hipster mullet? Price?The hipster mullet is 'ironic' and done by a hairdresser named fabian for $100The bogan mullet is practical because it keeps the sun off your neck and is done by me mate bazza for a 6 pack of vb 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a bogan but I'm offended if presented with a plate of food without any animal products in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RC- Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fydesvindico Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a bogan but my whole house is furnished with things found on the side of the road.Also..I'm not a bogan but when me thongs break, I just fix em up with a bread clip, that way I'll get another 6 months out of em hahaha 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 RC where did u get that video of Bullit spongeing lighters?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolname Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm a new age bogan http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=uoEcIft_LEI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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