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    Importing ariocarpus seed

    I believe they are protected by cites legislation. Is a phyto certificate all is needed to Ensure their safe arrival on my doorstep? I apologise if this question has already been asked, I just want not shite from customs Or even Worse getting in shite, losing money, and have thousands of potential pieces of natural art destroyed ? 10 homegrown loph seeds to the best answer lol Nah seriously 10 Loph seeds to the best answer (best I.e correct)
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    Incogsfukup comp

    Thought since I've sent out a fukload of seed might give yall inspiration to grow them. Up for grabs is an acacia obtusifolia plant, an acacia confusa plant and a penis cactus. I'll set a 6 month time frame so grafting will be the shot. Starting from today and ending on the 26th sept, I'd like to see the largest sized graft that will get the big prize. Also I'd like to a lot the prize to the "coolest" looking specimen which will be judged by the forum members. This prize shall consist of a pair of golden eagle footy shorts, perfect for freeballing or free vaging in the garden on thems hot sweaty days. Edit- also added one bottle of the finest hillbilly moonshine of his choice, I'll let him decide what category his prize shall be for, im outta ideas. I shall also chuck in a $50 buk sab gift voucher after I speak to my old mate T, to be spent in the sab Webstore , to go with free-balling/vaging shorts for the fastest growth. So pull yer fingers out and get them asses into gear! Your time starts... (Wait for it) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOW!! Ps pics to come of the prize packs. Edit- so fastest grown gets the acacia obtusifolia, acacia confusa and penis cactus. Coolest looking cactus as voted on by forum members gets freeballing shorts and $50 sab gift voucher. And another prize for whatever hillbilly chooses will get a bottle of his finest moonshine.
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    Incognitos trich crosses

    As inspired by the great zelly, Any yall got any pics of mine? Yall fukers promised me them!! ;)
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    Grevillia and banksia seed prop

    Any other native plant growers keen to do a swapskie? I'll put up a list of what I have, most have popped their heads up bar the grevillias.
  5. Hello, wondering if any members are succesful germinating these babies? I have read conflicting info, in that you can scarify seed for faster and better germ with smoked water or smoked vermiculite. Grevs are pretty hit and miss and can take up to 8 months to germ? I treated my grevs with boiling water overnight and my banksia seed with bong water.. Does this sound okay? What could I be doing better or am i overthinking things and they will do fine just binged straight into the growing medium? Many thanks in advance!
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    Grevillia and banksia seed prop

    nice ive really only gotten into natives recently, since I planted my block with various acacias, and been looking for drought and frost hardy, bird attracting natives with different colour flowers. Have sown many varietys of grevillia, kunzia, banksia, euc, proteas (I know not native but dang they cool) and hakeas. im hoping to plant out most, as well as bonsai one of each
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    The Federal Government are dogs!!!

    and keep your inappropriate boners in your pants!!
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    The Federal Government are dogs!!!

    from what I remember of my sitcho, if I didn't take on the work for the dole, my payment was to be cut completely. I think I got an extra 30 buks a fortnight to do it. It actually was a blessing, it got me out of the self inflicted rut I was in, and got me out of the house talking to people, in a work like environment. I got a job (which I left to be a garbage man- best job I ever had, however the hospital gave me a glowing reference which helped land a few jobs after that.
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    The Federal Government are dogs!!!

    oh well, if ya gotta do it, be presentable, and do a good job, for your own satisfaction. You never know what might come from it.
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    Vale ReshroomEd

    man sorry to hear it. Ed was always very kind to me. I bet hes up there stirring shit out of cs right now- those two where always razzin each other lookin forward to hitting the "sippers" bar in the hopefully distant future.
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    The Federal Government are dogs!!!

    I got a job out of the work for the dole program doing hospital sanitisation. (basically steralising med equipment..scary really) this was back in the mid 90's. its actually gave me a break from the copious amounts of weed I was smoking and selling. I can see method in the madness. I think if your receivbing newstart, and able to work, contributing back to the society that supports aint that bad of an idea. I like the idea of work for the dole actually being about assisting people in need, hospital work, meals on wheels etc
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    Grevillia and banksia seed prop

    Thanks my first time growing these babies from seed. And yes you are right I should research the individual species. I'm onto it.
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    Rehab is making me crazy (crazier....)

    Now I'm collecting all my bong head associates bong water to use on my grevillea and banksia seed. I'm trialling a soak in bongwater before planting, and watering in with bong water after sowing. Smoked water is all the go with these babies apparently, and apparently bong water is smoked water either way rad place U have there mate, how many acres ??
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    The Random Thread.

    8 girls cruising down the street on pushies under the age of 12 telling all and sundry that they are the "Bible Crushers" is doing my freakin head in they are becoming quite infamous, maybe I'm a terrible parent but this is funny as fuck.
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    The Random Thread.

    Wiping a tear of pride from my eye when I walk up to my daughter and nieces who are losing their shit, to discover upon interrogation, that they have left a treasure map in the neighbourhood boy-gangs cubby house, which leads to a buried toblerone packet containing a mix of dog and kangaroo shit. They have also set up a pushbike gang called the "Bible Crushers" in opposition to my nephews L plate motorcycle gang "Christ Punchers".
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    Bonsai -- Show and Tell

    So who is going to the canberra show asides for flora and I? Where could we meet up?
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    Bonsai -- Show and Tell

    Who's coming to the canberra bonsai show? I'll be there, maybe we could all go out for a feed afterward? Smack some nangs on the ass?
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    sa.gov.au

    Really? I smashed him in an armwrestle without any effort at all really. But yeah best of luck to you and your southern massive thing. I reckon U will do awesomely.
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    sa.gov.au

    As opposed to a standover man he couldn't knock the skin of a rice pudding.
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    sa.gov.au

    Hillbilly can pretty much build anything better than most tradies. He's a freak. I'm employing him to build my greenhouse, cacti house and shadehouse and im betting his shits all over any qualified tradies.
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    sa.gov.au

    Hired hillbilly as in get him to build ur greenhouse
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    Rehab is making me crazy (crazier....)

    Did u grow your gravillia from seed wb? I've down a heap this year after boiling water scarification, from what I've read they are tricky from seed?
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    sa.gov.au

    You should have hired hillbilly. Fark man good luck, hope u stay out of the big house!!
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    Caketus id please

    pc. happy birthday
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