wert Posted August 28, 2015 Dchiw your at your mother in laws house trying to have a piss but struggle so you try even harder and feel the warm stream of piss running down your legs into your pj's ...cause your fuckin dreaming. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted August 28, 2015 At least you weren't trying to take a dump wert.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted September 1, 2015 Cats. Can't help but love them, can't avoid being driven mad by their antics and endless demands. Bloody cats. Furry overlords. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted September 12, 2015 DCHIW dickheads get handed stuff to them on a silver platter..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted September 15, 2015 Dchiw you are taking a cutting of a cactus and it starts to fall to the floor and you are so off your game you don't even try to resist that impulse to reach out and grab the spiny mofo with your bare hands.. Ouch. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted September 22, 2015 Dchiw you are plunging a coffee, a stubborn coffee who doesnt seem to want to be plunged, when suddenly hot coffee and bean fragment come shooting out at high speed to splash into your eye as well as all over ye face and the bench. ..how do i even?? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted September 22, 2015 Dchiw you are plunging a coffee, a stubborn coffee who doesnt seem to want to be plunged, when suddenly hot coffee and bean fragment come shooting out at high speed to splash into your eye as well as all over ye face and the bench. ..how do i even?? I did that with my presso. Ground the coffee too fine, and was putting all my bodyweight on the levers, trying to push the water through, when the plastic cylinder broke and sprayed boiling water all over my chest and face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flora Posted September 22, 2015 Dchiw you are plunging a coffee, a stubborn coffee who doesnt seem to want to be plunged, when suddenly hot coffee and bean fragment come shooting out at high speed to splash into your eye as well as all over ye face and the bench. ..how do i even?? +1 today all the cool kids are doing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Change Posted September 30, 2015 Dchiw Dr Karl is on holidays I miss science hour 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted October 1, 2015 when you're doing all this stuff at once, and something ordinary happens, and you saw it but didn't care enough to respond, and you go back to doing what you gotta do, but it's not the same, and you try to tell them but it's no use, you just gotta breathe in & out, even though it will never be the same, you still need to sit down, reflect, but it doesn't impact your life or your choices, and deep down you don't care that it doesn't, you need to do it anyway 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) Don't cha hate it when... Someone tells you to keep a certain date free cause somethings on, so you put in for the weekend off (which is where the bulk of my wage would come from), and then at the last minute, they jump ship. *shrugs. Oh well, at least now i can say ...'Thank F#&% it's Friday' !!! lol. Edited October 15, 2015 by Amazonian 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted October 17, 2015 Don't cha hate it when... you forget that you ate beetroot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flora Posted October 17, 2015 or when ur preggers and u forget u drank beetroot juice and think you're havin a miscarriage 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted October 18, 2015 DCHIW your charlie carp is in the same shaped container as your glyphosate 360, and you come *THAT* close to fertilizing all your fave plants with roundup. FML insomnia is no fun. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted October 20, 2015 DCHIW... some of the insects you've been hallucinating turn out to be real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted October 21, 2015 (edited) DCHIW you have a bad dream that influences your mood on waking. Not a nightmare as such, but dreams that reopen old wounds and rub salt in them, as though somebody designed the dream specifically to push your emotional buttons and make you feel lousy. Thanks sleep, you jerk. Edited October 22, 2015 by gtarman 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted October 23, 2015 when you rub your head and dandruff goes in your eyes and your eyes water but it's really not from the dandruff it's just because life is sad sometimes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted October 26, 2015 "Put a raw egg in your hair" said the internet. "What could possibly go wrong?" said the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedOSpines Posted October 26, 2015 Don't you hate it when you moved to the only damn block that's still on adsl1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted October 29, 2015 dchiw you're editing a document, and you save it almost every 10 seconds after every little edit, but the damn thing crashes and for some unknown fucking reason none of you're changes that you saved actually saved. so you have to start back at the beginning and redo almost an hours fucking work because microsoft are a bunch of useless twats. smfdh. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted October 29, 2015 DCHIW you are slowly back pedalling from one sizable venomous snake and dont notice the second one until you step over it while back pedalling and gotta start exiting stage left. Randy males...lol...ended up watchin them fighting. That tested me heart today 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadStar Posted October 29, 2015 DCHIW you are slowly back pedalling from one sizable venomous snake and dont notice the second one until you step over it while back pedalling and gotta start exiting stage left. Randy males...lol...ended up watchin them fighting. That tested me heart today Did you squeal WB? You can tell me. I wont say a word 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted October 29, 2015 ^ only on the inside mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yawning Man Posted October 30, 2015 DCHIW - Snails eat the nice new growth on your cacti. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted October 30, 2015 dchiw ingrown fingernails. this had way more pus than i was expecting 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites