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Congratulations man. Definitely look forward to seeing photos if you post them. Hope all goes well. :)

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On behalf of my lady, myself and little J.Bob, id like to thank all of you for your love, light, support and well wishes with equal respect to those of you i know and those i have not had the pleasure of meeting yet. it helps to process this whole experience.

My friends, sisters and brothers i love you all.

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Jimmy we will love you forever my little buddy! even if your covered in poo.

WARNING!!!! photo contains blood. might upset the squemish.

my favorite photo i caught, 4 seconds after his emergence.... just like his daddy with his big feet, large head and huge balls.

wow this is insane. im over the moon!!! a perfect little dude!!! i just cant believe it, ive been walking round most of the arvo going "oh wow", "my goodness" and "(sigh)....shit..." in disbelieve, shock and awe.

he is exactly 3kg's. exactly on the nose of 3000gm's. 50cm's long and cranium is 40cm round(large skull like his daddy). and again these are exact. there is no milimetres or points or anything. exact measurements. HE IS PERFECT!

holy shit this fucking rules!!!!! its amazing...watching the surgery and his emergence was so..... beyond words. im still gathering my thoughts, been home hour and a half and im still piece things together.

fucking wow.... ive got this wierd feeling that i cannot shake, that ill wake up tomorrow and this will have been my mind playing tricks on me. not a dream but me tripping balls virtually.

this is surreal.

EDIT - removed one pic as i got sick of seeing that persons face (not my baby)

Edited by Amulte

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It's a trip to watch em come out huh...told ya..there is nooooooooo feeling like that from anything else...enjoy man it's life, its love, its light....pass me the nappies and wipes now please. :lol:

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this was a c-section under general anesthetic if i forgot to mention it.

It's a trip to watch em come out huh...told ya..there is nooooooooo feeling like that from anything else...enjoy man it's life, its love, its light....pass me the nappies and wipes now please. biggrin.gif

hehe i never doubted you Hunub, nor bacchy, nor obtuse, nor any other the other fathers that told me the same thing LMAO. but yeah was a c-section so a slightly different experience im sad to say, so i cannot relate 100%

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OMFG!!!!!! im someones father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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uber congrats mate

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Congratulation mate!

I'm so happy for you and C :wub:

.... just like his daddy with his big feet, large head and huge balls.

yes.. hmm. all Jimmy needs now is a big bushy beard :lol:

I've a feeling he's gonna be one hip kid :wink:

all the best bud!

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OMG, he's got your attitude :o

Beautiful. Perfect. Awesome.

Nice work dad.

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Heartfelt congratulations on your boy and your entirely new life Amute :wub: There is so much ahead that the birth will one day just be a proud memory in a pile of thousands.

All the best for yourself, Caitlin and Joel :)

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Aaaaaaaawwwwwww... cuuuuuuuuuuuuute...

Again, congratulations. This shit makes me wanna procreate.

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Whoa. Big feet.

Congrats man. Happy to hear the happy outcome.

I hope your lady is making a good recovery.

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Congratulations dude, what a gorgeous kid. :) P.S. I think this thread is right at home in 'news and notices'

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Wow dude, Congratulations! You must be dripping in positive vibes right now lol.

Much love to your baby boy, mum and yourself!

Take it easy!!!!

cheers

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awww shucks, thanks and much love to all. flat out atm so im coming back later.

just wanted to say thanks and share the love.

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OH and his name is James ;) its ok :)

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Bravo !!!!

Lol, he already has his pictures on internet ! :lol:

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Congrats mates

If only my Dad was so well versed in the multiverse & its inhabitats

Well done & all the best mate.

nice work bigfoot

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welcome to the world lil jim bob (love it)

..you know wat they say about boys with big feet... :P

best wishes to the family Amulte

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his name is James ;)

Shit, my apologies mate, I must have misread his name when I was wandering through the thread :blush:

..you know wat they say about boys with big feet...

Big shoes :wink:

Again, all the best with the new family Amulte.

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Congratulations Amulte, beautiful little boy, even when covered in goo.

I hope mum and bub are both doing well :) and Dad too :) good on you Dad :wink:

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hehe its all good ace. all very very good ;)

seriously i love you all.

she is coming along ok.... in quite a bit o pain today, went pale and shakey on me a few times. im a bit worried she may have ruptured or torn something internal as they gave her morphine (AGAINST MY WISHES!!!!!) and she had violent vomiting and dry heaving from it in conjunction with the GA after effects. they got more training, sure, but i know the girl and her reactions to things. and WTF?!?! the anesthesiologist is trying to tell me morphine is NOT ADDICTIVE!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!#!)^@(&%@#($%02817461203963-9 WTF!!!!!.

that is the MOST MORONIC AND FUCKING RETARDED THING IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!

we discussed it before this and it was put into the birth plan for her NOT to be given morphine! she was ment to be given Remifentalin. yes it has a sorter life in the system but its just a matter of changing the PCA dose control lockout timer to be shorter in duration. ill explain all this in a bit, sorry shit is so full on atm im having trouble keeping up.

ill be able to explain things better when things cool down.

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ok things are looking better now.

i explained the fuck up and "it all makes sense now" as to why shes not doing well. NOW things are looking better and she has been rehydrated but she is pushing herself as she desperatly wants to get home.

For those who dont know PCA is Patient Controlled Analgesic. push a button for a dose, after a dose it locks you out of dosing for a few mins, then allows dose again. they filled hers with 180mg of morphine.

they checkout out her internals and it appears torn but no bleeding.

much love.

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Good to hear things are goin' well mate. Is Catlin gettin' any take home meds?

(bad bacci :slap: )

:P

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congrats dude - all the best :)

wish i had a button i could push for morphine every few mins :P

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Congratulations!!!

I'm pretty damn happy for you and your family now, can only imagine it to be a pretty off-tap little unit full of love!!! I hope Caitlin makes a fast recovery too so you can both get to parenting together and tripping out at this new life, have fun! :D

haha I'll no doubt meet the kid in some years time and be like "I remember when you were still only 600 pixels tall"

wish i had a button i could push for morphine every few mins :P

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