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I was say 11 or 12, and went to a catholic school.

bell ring's, boy's go to the urinal,

and guess what?

 

this fellow pupils always left the "highest pee stains"

after a while, we tried to, imitate him...

who would win the challenge.

 

some boy's turned there penis 180 degree to "get high spray".

other's like me either increased there tilt (of penis)

or even moved the latter like a catapult.

 

who would win the high drop competition,

next time?

 

than, a paper was puplishd, to the parents,

saying he had "HIS URETRA SHAPED UPWARDS, NOT DOWNWARDS AS MOST OF US"

and we stopped compeeting!

 

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than, I met, electronic air fix kit guy!!

he gave me the parts & the blueprints.

 

built a small system,

overpowering radio frequincesiss.

 

than, I turned an old radio,

into an ampli...

with his help

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snow or sand pee'ing, your initials, is a good rite too...

 

see it: like south park eyes.

 

in my birth country,

I could buy fire works!

I liked the pirate,

me bro like the "gnome".

the "gnome" was a short rocket firework,

without a stick..

just a short cylinder,

with a tiny fuse at the bottom.

me bro lites the "gnome",

goes straight into the window left open,

in the kitchen and does, what's,

it's here 4...

explodes, left burn marks,

but me & bro cleaned the mess up!

 

instead of moms punishment,

she remarked oh,

you kleaned the window.

 

and got treated with super rich poppy strudel.

 

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pee contains a lot of phosphor a true element (ignites if exposed to air)!!!, which was,

discovered utilising pee.

 

some architects are willing to separate solids from the pee,

imagen "less mining"...

 

 

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