withdrawl clinic Posted February 12, 2019 I was say 11 or 12, and went to a catholic school. bell ring's, boy's go to the urinal, and guess what? this fellow pupils always left the "highest pee stains" after a while, we tried to, imitate him... who would win the challenge. some boy's turned there penis 180 degree to "get high spray". other's like me either increased there tilt (of penis) or even moved the latter like a catapult. who would win the high drop competition, next time? than, a paper was puplishd, to the parents, saying he had "HIS URETRA SHAPED UPWARDS, NOT DOWNWARDS AS MOST OF US" and we stopped compeeting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glaukus Posted February 12, 2019 The "dam the flow, wait for pressure to build to rupture point, then release" technique is always a winner in this game... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted February 12, 2019 I think this deserves to be in the Creativity, Spirituality and Philosophy forum 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
withdrawl clinic Posted February 13, 2019 than, I met, electronic air fix kit guy!! he gave me the parts & the blueprints. built a small system, overpowering radio frequincesiss. than, I turned an old radio, into an ampli... with his help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glaukus Posted February 13, 2019 I'm loving where this is heading, so random! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) It's a dangerous game you're playing Edited February 13, 2019 by Halcyon Daze 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
withdrawl clinic Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Halcyon Daze said: It's a dangerous game you're playing and so ar u mr bond. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infinity Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) Bahahaha I pissed myself laughing. I really needed that. Thank you. Edited February 13, 2019 by Infinity Retarded Spelling 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted February 13, 2019 I dare you to try piss over your own shoulder. Do you have the Manhood, the finesse, the raw courage! This could this be the next big thing to follow up the 'Shoe-ie' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
withdrawl clinic Posted February 14, 2019 snow or sand pee'ing, your initials, is a good rite too... see it: like south park eyes. in my birth country, I could buy fire works! I liked the pirate, me bro like the "gnome". the "gnome" was a short rocket firework, without a stick.. just a short cylinder, with a tiny fuse at the bottom. me bro lites the "gnome", goes straight into the window left open, in the kitchen and does, what's, it's here 4... explodes, left burn marks, but me & bro cleaned the mess up! instead of moms punishment, she remarked oh, you kleaned the window. and got treated with super rich poppy strudel. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted February 14, 2019 funny how the seppos say pissed when they're angry??!!.............we'll they still use the imperial system mmmmmmmmmmm poppy strudel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted February 14, 2019 also not to piss anyone off but you do know pissing on your own toes brings luck your way 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glaukus Posted February 14, 2019 You know piss is aseptic too, so if you find yourself in a survival situation with cuts and injuries, it's the best thing to clean your wounds with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted February 14, 2019 are you guys taking the piss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted February 14, 2019 Some people drink it for some supposed health benefits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
withdrawl clinic Posted February 15, 2019 me thinks, gonna hav, th sacrament, tonite. (plant) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
withdrawl clinic Posted February 15, 2019 just cleaned the dishes, gonna hav a good one, tonite! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slocombe Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) Life isn't a pissing contest. Or is it? Edited February 18, 2019 by Slocombe Second link 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) Urine therapy.....is fresh straight from the sausage the best? Edited February 19, 2019 by waterboy 2.0 Forgot the important question mark 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Humboldt Posted February 21, 2019 Thats 'Golden' WB! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
withdrawl clinic Posted February 22, 2019 pee contains a lot of phosphor a true element (ignites if exposed to air)!!!, which was, discovered utilising pee. some architects are willing to separate solids from the pee, imagen "less mining"... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
