Thelema Posted May 15, 2018 so, this is a hilarioulsly distasteful subject, so it seems. But I have been reading some ancient literature around masturbation and sex and have tried some of it it out - yeah,go, Thel. The most amazing thing I found out is that if you have a sister, or even if you masturbate about a sister doing this to you, provides the most sexually satisfying orgasm in male-life. This is indeed a weird science we have much to thank the compulsively-masturbatory yogi's for. Place a very tight elastic band around the whole base scrotum and around the top of the penis. Ideally your sister is doing this to you. Pull backward and downward against the shaft, digging your fingers into the testicles, and pulling the erect penis up by groping at the testicles and pullling them vigourously downwards. Rubbing like this on the side of the and down the testicles should give what is called a "squire" orgasm. It is usually accompanied by a stong smell emanating from the scrotum, and doesn't require touching the penis at all. In the old days, this type of masturbation was reserved for kings, and they had the youngest female consort as a passive oral recipient of semen. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xperiment Posted May 19, 2018 Could you explain it a bit more, maybe a diagram or video? My sister just can't get it right 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) Ok, not wanting to be a pansy here but what's it got to do with your sister? I'm confused Edited May 20, 2018 by Halcyon Daze 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMooseZeus Posted May 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Halcyon Daze said: WTF man, what's it got to do with your sister. I'm confused on a couple of levels right now. Is it a joke or something? I say leave your poor bloody sister out of it, man. Unless she's like consenting or whatever... Still confused tho.... Yeah! I like to think i'm open minded but come on mate! Also thelema, please respond to your cryptic PM you sent me. Im so confused Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xperiment Posted May 20, 2018 On 15/05/2018 at 11:38 PM, Thelema said: The most amazing thing I found out is that if you have a sister, or even if you masturbate about a sister doing this to you,...... . . . ........ Ideally your sister is doing this to you. Just trying to make light of the awkward situation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) Oh I GET IT...LOL ... Sister... Good one Edited May 20, 2018 by Halcyon Daze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xperiment Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) Nothing much about this thread makes sense... Edited May 20, 2018 by Xperiment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema Posted May 20, 2018 it's basically a thread about a little-known type of male masturbation technique as practised by Kings and squires throughout history. the idea of the sister being involved is complicated - one ruler insisted that his sister be present and tie the band around him, that's all. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted May 20, 2018 What the hell's a squire and where do I get one? Out the back of a sex shop? LOL Anyway, is it supposed to be this painful. And what's this rainbow stuff? I need more info FAST! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted May 21, 2018 What do you do if you haven't got a sister? Diagram would help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakazoid Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) and elastic bands were invented circa. 1845 in England, so, just how "ancient" is this text? and the elusive pictures in it.... Edited May 21, 2018 by freakazoid and another thing... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted May 22, 2018 Maybe the original Tek was with cat gut or maybe deer tendons? I'm hoping for a diagram,I don't think my sister will be keen. But I can persuade someone's sister I bet. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chemiconaut Posted April 23 Damn some True Zoroastrian's in the House. Preserve that divine blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sagiXsagi Posted May 7 LOL, this is a cool funny little thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meditator Posted May 18 I thought i was the only one who had a sister thing ._. atleast i know now im not just some sicko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meditator Posted May 18 But yes please show us wtf this looks like!!1!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saguaro Posted May 18 On 15/05/2018 at 11:38 PM, Thelema said: I have been reading some ancient literature pretty sure fetish porn isn't ancient literature, but thanks for the laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted May 19 (edited) Any of you guys actually HAVE a sister? LOL But a STEP Sister... now THAT'S HOT!!! Edited May 19 by Halcyon Daze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted May 19 Check out 'Stepsisters Gone Wild' volume 4,5 and 6! LOL I'm sure they exist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meditator Posted May 19 OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME IF THIS IS REAL! Im not gonna get into my sexual shit on here thats just fkn weird, but i damn well DEMAND an answer.. I like pain. And have always wondered if a painful orgasm is real.. or even a pure pain based pleasure orgasm. if this is a joke im taking this way too seriously... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
