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so, this is a hilarioulsly distasteful subject, so it seems. But I have been reading some ancient literature around masturbation and sex and have tried some of it it out - yeah,go, Thel.

 

The most amazing thing I found out is that if you have a sister, or even if you masturbate about a sister doing this to you, provides the most sexually satisfying orgasm in male-life. This is indeed a weird science we have much to thank the compulsively-masturbatory yogi's for.

 

Place a very tight elastic band around the whole base scrotum and around the top of the penis. Ideally your sister is doing this to you. Pull backward and downward against the shaft, digging your fingers into the testicles, and pulling the erect penis up by groping at the testicles and pullling them vigourously downwards.

 

Rubbing like this on the side of the and down the testicles should give what is called a "squire" orgasm. It is usually accompanied by a stong smell emanating from the scrotum, and doesn't require touching the penis at all.

 

In the old days, this type of masturbation was reserved for kings, and they had the youngest female consort as a passive oral recipient of semen.

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Could you explain it a bit more, maybe a diagram or video? My sister just can't get it right :lol::puke:

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Ok, not wanting to be a pansy here but what's it got to do with your sister? I'm confused

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4 minutes ago, Halcyon Daze said:

WTF man, what's it got to do with your sister. I'm confused on a couple of levels right now. Is it a joke or something? I say leave your poor bloody sister out of it, man. Unless she's like consenting or whatever... Still confused tho.... :huh:

Yeah! I like to think i'm open minded but come on mate! 

Also thelema, please respond to your cryptic PM you sent me. Im so confused

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On 15/05/2018 at 11:38 PM, Thelema said:

The most amazing thing I found out is that if you have a sister, or even if you masturbate about a sister doing this to you,......

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........ Ideally your sister is doing this to you.

Just trying to make light of the awkward situation :rolleyes:

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Oh I GET IT...LOL ... Sister...

 

Good one :P

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Nothing much about this thread makes sense... 

 

:P:lol:

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it's basically a thread about a little-known type of male masturbation technique as practised by Kings and squires throughout history.

the idea of the sister being involved is complicated - one ruler insisted that his sister be present and tie the band around him, that's all.

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What the hell's a squire and where do I get one?  Out the back of a sex shop? LOL

 

Anyway, is it supposed to be this painful.  And what's this rainbow stuff? I need more info FAST!

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What do you do if you haven't got a sister? 

 

Diagram would help:wink:

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c-3po-knew-luke-leia-were-brother-and-sister-but-2632170.thumb.png.bc34f72f1b1ec8e01639022cce1dab21.png

 

and elastic bands were invented circa. 1845 in England, so, just how "ancient" is this text? and the elusive pictures in it....

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Maybe the original Tek was with cat gut or maybe deer tendons? 

 

I'm hoping for a diagram,I don't think my sister will be keen. But I can persuade someone's sister I bet. 

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Damn some True Zoroastrian's in the House.  Preserve that divine blood. :worship:

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LOL, this is a cool funny little thread. 

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I thought i was the only one who had a sister thing ._. 
 

atleast i know now im not just some sicko :innocent_n:

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Grab the rubber bands sis! 

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But yes please show us wtf this looks like!!1!!!!!!!

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On 15/05/2018 at 11:38 PM, Thelema said:

I have been reading some ancient literature

 

pretty sure fetish porn isn't ancient literature, but thanks for the laugh

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Posted (edited)

 Any of you guys actually HAVE a sister? LOL

 

But a STEP Sister... now THAT'S HOT!!! :drool2:

 

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Check out 'Stepsisters Gone Wild' volume 4,5 and 6!

 

LOL I'm sure they exist :lol:

 

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actually dont...

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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME IF THIS IS REAL!

 

Im not gonna get into my sexual shit on here thats just fkn weird, but i damn well DEMAND an answer.. I like pain. And have always wondered if a painful orgasm is real.. or even a pure pain based pleasure orgasm.

 

if this is a joke im taking this way too seriously...:unsure:

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