Pie'oh'Pah Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Seed Giveaway Free Post5 xNicotiana Tabacum x 250 ApproxColeus Blumei Solenostemon x 25Morning Glory x 10Hawaiian Baby Woodrose x 30Amaranth x ?One for a complete noob (Under 50 posts)Two for semi noobs (Over 50 posts under 100)Two for long terms (100 posts and above)To win What is the strangest lie you have been told?Winners will have posted prior to 11pm tomorrow and it will be based on the most likes received on your post.Have fun! Edited February 17, 2014 by Pie'oh'Pah 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortly Posted February 17, 2014 The strangest lie huh Could be That the newly formed (at the time) NLIS was only ever going to be a voluntary system to allow greater access to world markets for participating australian pastoralists and nothing more. Or perhaps the more incredulous claim by the budgie smuggler when he poplicly announced that if elected to the orifice of pm/ceo he would spend the first week of office with the Yolngu ppl in Arnhem land. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pie'oh'Pah Posted February 17, 2014 Thought I would add mine. More a lie I tell people coming to Australia: Have you heard about the drop bears? The only way to keep them at bay is Vegemite behind the ears? Yanks normally fall for it. Silly but funny. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brendo Posted February 17, 2014 Lol @ dropbears! Vegemite behind the ears & toothpaste moustache Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortly Posted February 17, 2014 Santa claus! Santie is a lie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nailthesnail Posted February 17, 2014 This is a lie I told some people who wanted to go swimming with me and I hope it qualifies. So I was like 15 or something and My mate, his new girlfriend, me and a couple randoms were chilling in town and they wanted to go swimming but I told them all I couldn't And they said why?(except my mate who was in on not wanting to go swimming) I replied smoothly "Well I can't really because I got hit by a bus a few years back and I can't go swimming at this pool." They all semi believed it and didn't really question that, We ended up going to the movies and it sucked. I wished we did go to the pool. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thistime Posted February 17, 2014 My girlfriend says I'm great in bed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ace1928 Posted February 17, 2014 Strangest lie... Not sure about strangest but a commonly occurring set of lies seems to pop up around election time...Could just be coincidence but i THINK it MIGHT be coming from the politicians... Call me a nutter but they are the strangest set of liars of them all... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1208 Posted February 17, 2014 it's not you it's me.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jox Posted February 17, 2014 My girlfriend says I'm great in bed ^^LOL, that is funny, your girlfriend says I'm great in bed too . Another funny lie I saw recently, "I'm a compulsive liar but I plan on changing so you can trust me" haha. Nice give away mate. Cheers Jox 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pie'oh'Pah Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Another funny lie I saw recently, "I'm a compulsive liar but I plan on changing so you can trust me" haha. Nice give away mate. CheersJoxLOL that was my inspiration for this.I made up the packs this morning, all ready to send. Edited February 18, 2014 by Pie'oh'Pah 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doxneed2c-me Posted February 18, 2014 The strangest lie I have ever been told is that things are made illegal because they are dangerous. It seems that some things are made illegal because the world is supposed to be blind... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terracottacactus Posted February 18, 2014 I was told that collecting plants and succulents was a boring hobby for old people that I'd soon grow out of... Though now I'm house hunting and looking for a place with a bigger back yard! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slocombe Posted February 18, 2014 As a kid "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you". Yeah right! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted February 18, 2014 Junior primary, health ed or similar, teacher asks the class, wat grows in your ears I put my hand up n said............potatoes grow out your ears.............ta mum. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francois le Danque Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Okay i have some good ones. People like lying to me, but i am very good at telling the truth. Let's see if we can see the mistruth in the following statements. 1) A good friend once claimed he could finish the xbox game "halo 2" in 2 hours. I had recently read that year's Guinness World Records and knew it was in there so we looked it up. 3 hours 46 mins. My friend then claimed "oh maybe that doesnt count cutscenes or vehicle use". Shut up ben... 2) At a party the other day i had some idiot tell me and a fellow member that "you can breed cannabis with other plants to make flavoured cannabis". We explained to him how both species in general, and cannabis genetics with "flavoured" strains specifically (ie you just breed cannabis plants together that share the common traits, eg passionfruit flavour) work. He wasn't into it. He continued even when i said "That means you could breed humans with whales". He said "You could if you could get the sperm into the egg". 3) The best though, that happened to this fellow member (if it wins i will give him the package!). Another party scenario. Some wiseguy is trying to explain to a "girl" how mushrooms work. Apparently they make your brain cells swell up, then rub together, causing the psychoactive effects. My friend insisted that your brain cells already take up a large proportion of the brain and if they were to swell up, your brain would probably come out your ears. Oh and lastly, 4) Some guy tried to sell me mushrooms and informed me that, to use them, one puts them in the bong water and breaths that shit ...... I have since tried it, just because i thought blue bong water would be cool. This, at least, is true. Where do i find these people? Edited February 18, 2014 by Frank leDank 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swampjrass Posted February 18, 2014 The one i enjoyed the most n still works today on the poor kids is the 'can you grab me the left handed hammer ' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pie'oh'Pah Posted February 19, 2014 So the winners are: ghbeer - Below 50 doxneed2cme - 50 - 100 thistime - 50 - 100 Jox - 100+ Frank leDank - 100+ Will PM you all now. Thanks for the participation I will run another give away next month. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thistime Posted February 19, 2014 Thanx and pm'd :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slocombe Posted February 19, 2014 Thank you very much Pie'Oh'Pah. PMd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thistime Posted February 20, 2014 Arrived today, thanx. and with bubble wrap! fuck yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gr33ntea Posted February 20, 2014 As a kid "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you". Yeah right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francois le Danque Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) HUzzah! This is only the second thing i have ever won, after a Goosebumps electric pencil sharpener from a packet of crisps. I know the game is over, but I remembered my favourite lie and it's pertinent. It's where my lifelong interest in psychopharmacology began. 2 year old Frank: Mum, if smoking is bad for you, and everyone knows it (i mean i know it, i'm only 2), then why do people still do it? Mrs Frank: Because they're stupid! ...Doesn't add up, mum. Better look into it myself. (edit: PMed, Pie) Edited February 21, 2014 by Frank leDank 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites