Chemical Shaman Posted June 9, 2005 Shit I had no idea how close this was, I thought we still had months!! So who is coming? Post below if you intend to come to Entheogenesis Australis!! You'd be stupid not to, with Albert Hoffman already confirmed as the mystery guest speaker!!!! I also hear rumours that there might be a suprise drag show starring none other than T*****n himself (to be revealed at conference!). A lot of people had pre-bought tickets under the assumption that shroomy and waterdragon were going to be there, but unfortunately Waterdragons commitments at his cooking website where he is moderator and webmaster, have made him unavailable to attend. Shroomy who was still keen to come though unfortunately has been admitted to hospital to undergo extensive emergency anal surgery. His excuse was that he slipped and fell in the shower, now im not one to point the finger but who the fuck washes their pineapples in the shower anyway????? I just don't get it. This event is looking like it will quite possibly even overshadow Ethnobotanica, infact 'Ethnobotany Weekly Magazine' is already calling this "The event of the year!!". Eugene Rottencrotch, the Chief Editor at 'Ethnobotany Weekly' has been quoted as saying "You'd be a faggot not to go!". So to those that are contemplating, get your shit together and get an early bird ticket now. Otherwise they might all be sold out and you'd be forced to gate crash and look like a complete fucken tool ala Mulga. I might even bring Nozzle Boy with me who has been hiding out in relative obscurity in his secret bat cave laboratory, analyzing chemicals and downloading music illegally. If I do I will probably even have a spare seat in the pussy wagon so if you need a ride pm me! For those that know these events are unspeakable vacations from the matrix and the sort of thing you can't even conceive of without being there. Spare your excuses for those that give a shit!! I don't care if your kids have got aids, this is Entheogenesis sweet jesus!!! WHO'S WITH ME!!! -Chemical Shaman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2b Posted June 9, 2005 I'm going. Can't wait and yes it has crept up quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simon_marklar Posted June 9, 2005 well i was going to be going but i havnt heard back from anyone about the minivan. seeing as i cant drive there's no way i can get there. so in the spirit of what i think will be happening, i will be consuming a large dose of belladona and sit in a room with a powerpoint slide about the australian acacia tree repeating over and over till i vomit. please someone offer me a lift. go on, im cute and cuddly and can receite my credit card number off by heart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benzito Posted June 9, 2005 quote: go on, im cute and cuddly and can receite my credit card number off by heart! Learn your parents and friends' numbers too, and I might just consider it! Actually, I'm not going unfortunately. I've got plans quite similar to yours, with the projector and the vomiting and what-not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psycho0 Posted June 11, 2005 i'll definitely b there! cant wait:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mesq Posted June 11, 2005 See you all there. Hope you are ready to dance :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonnySimulacrum Posted June 11, 2005 Well you know i am there with bells on :D come on people lets get together and play up :cool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psycho0 Posted June 11, 2005 so isnt there any tix at the door? cheers aaron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entheogenesis Australis Posted June 12, 2005 psycho0: so isnt there any tix at the door? cheers aaron Sorry, not for this event.If there are any issues regarding late payments please email us: [email protected] We are holding a conference not a Rave, so it's set up differently. If you want to attend you must pre-arrange your admission, please email us: [email protected] [ 19. June 2005, 13:53: Message edited by: Entheogenesis Australis ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psycho0 Posted June 12, 2005 my inbox is empty now thanx mate! r there many tix left if say my friends pay direct deposit next week can they still get a ticketa? CHEERS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonnySimulacrum Posted June 13, 2005 Yes that is fine man, there are still Tickets left :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted June 15, 2005 I'll be there! Just need some final details so I can book a plane ticket and bug someone about giving me a lift or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical Shaman Posted June 16, 2005 There have been rumours circulating around that somebody might try to organise a big fuckoff tank of Nitrous Oxide for this event. So incase I didn't make it clear before, this is going to be THE event to go to this year!!! -Chemical Shaman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Cadaver Posted June 16, 2005 (edited) wau, wot a scoop! Edited April 17, 2007 by darcy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 16, 2005 im there 1sat time outta n.s,w-scary! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted June 16, 2005 CS pm'd me earlier and said it was just some of his man juice that had been gasified and compressed and I could have a cut if I had a tank to put it in! I mean, CS's gasified compressed man juice is almost as good as Nitrous, but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Cadaver Posted June 16, 2005 Will there be a 'Man Juice' stall at Entheo G? Sounds refreshing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonnySimulacrum Posted June 16, 2005 Good to see people are coming out to this one, it will be lots of fun to meet up with some of you again and even meet new people. I went into a toilet in Frankston today and on the back of the door I read the following line; ‘EGA-if CS is going, I am there for sure’ :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted June 16, 2005 well, I've kept quiet about whether or not I will be there simply because I don't know. I'd love to, but the world is conspiring against my attendance. I have to be in court on friday and on monday, so even if I get all my ducks in a row I could possibly fly down from brisi on friday evening and fly home on sunday night. It means I'd catch all of saturday and some of sunday though which is pretty good under the circumstances. There is still a chance of an out of court settlement, but even that won't be until the thursday, so that leaves just as little time for planning and travelling. I am really trying hard to get there cos there is nothing more satisfying than going to an ethnobotany conference and not having to do any work It would be great to catch up with everyone!!! I'll sms CS with my travel plans on friday afternoon, so if you want to know whether or not I'm on my way just hassle him - hassle him lots and frequently, especially if he is really bent :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted June 17, 2005 Plenty of flights left on Virgin T. CS said he wasn't one (a virgin) but I don't believe him. It's cheaper too. I only paid $200 for Virgin, but Qantas wanted $300 :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical Shaman Posted June 18, 2005 Hey Torsten, Im going to be picking up this faggot ↑↑ from either the airport or from the CBD on friday afternoon. If you want we can just fucken hang around the airport getting drunk and doing drugs and then we can give you a ride to EGA. Saves you getting a hire car. Of course, as you know the XF has come down with a bad case of super aids so im driving a PulsarQ at the moment. You'd have to sit in the front with those massive fuckoff legs of yours, or better yet you could just drive! What time do you reckon you'll be arriving at melb airport? -Chemical Shaman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted June 18, 2005 If T drives, we'll probably overdose and die before we even make it out of Melbourne. What's your favourite beer CS? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chemical Shaman Posted June 18, 2005 Usually anything that I can swipe outta your mums fridge after she passes out from a harcore depraved fuck session. -Chemical Shaman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites