Halcyon Daze Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, DualWieldRake said: This thread is gold LOL true, It's got ass- grabbings, it's got Monster pigs eating out of bins, Hell it's got Astronauts eating their own SHIT in space... So relieved the media keeps us up to date on 'the grand progress of humanity'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halcyon Daze Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! SERIAL POOPER FINALLY CAPTURED! -Turns out to be Superintendent 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerner Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Baahahaha. When you gotta go you gotta go. Don't know what all the fuss is about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slocombe Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 ** NEWS FLASH ** Wombats love rimming https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/may/10/bum-biting-wombat-sex-lives-revealed-video 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayN Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Mauled to death by sausage dogs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 "My dog shot me" Read the above about the woman being eaten by her dogs then just below that was this story , made me giggle , damned canine crimewave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/mysterious-werewolf-killed-in-montana/news-story/15ae56eccf201bc200455a5e5f74734b 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9816784 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 And this because ... Creepy https://au.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/little-girls-terrifying-description-imaginary-friend-goes-viral-072424723.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubism Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Take care whilst doing the weeding!!! https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/father-left-horrendous-leg-injuries-14718670 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayN Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Hawaiians near volcano warned not to roast marshmallows in lava 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) Aliens... Seems like everyone wants war with the U.S , north Korea , China ,Russia , Aliens fuck Edited June 1, 2018 by Ex-Cess'es How to use hyperlink 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) "Two containers from the 83 that fell have already been sighted about 100 metres offshore from Fingal Head and Boondelbah Island near Port Stephens." somebody fucked up and on top of that some of them have gone rogue and taken off on an adventure .. Nice Boaters warned of debris after 83 shipping containers fall from cargo ship off NSW coast Edited June 1, 2018 by Ex-Cess'es Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/fbi-agent-does-a-backflip-in-a-club-drops-his-gun-and-accidentally-shoots-someone-police-say-20180604-p4zj8z.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Woman shoots husband for beating cat ... Lol I like where it says the cat had run away weeks earlier then the incident . *"No he was thrashing my kitty"* *" and where is this cat ma'am ?"* *"oh he ran away weeks ago"* *"errrrr....... Guilty !! "* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halcyon Daze Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! Dumb Blonde (the dog) taken by big crock https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/famous-goat-island-lodge-croc-chasing-dog-dumb-blonde-taken-by-big-saltie/news-story/db62b321b52df315debc76410baa13f0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halcyon Daze Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! Brisbane’s poo jogger caught with his pants down!!! https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb BRISBANE’S “poo jogger” has resigned from his corporate job after he was photographed in the act. STREWTH What's the world coming to? Edited June 7, 2018 by Halcyon Daze 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMooseZeus Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Not quite news but THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO OUR DEMOCRACY... lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayN Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Neigh means Nay! man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bardo Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 On 01/06/2018 at 8:24 AM, Ex-Cess'es said: Aliens... Seems like everyone wants war with the U.S , north Korea , China ,Russia , Aliens fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bardo Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 On 07/06/2018 at 3:42 PM, Halcyon Daze said: !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! Brisbane’s poo jogger caught with his pants down!!! https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb BRISBANE’S “poo jogger” has resigned from his corporate job after he was photographed in the act. 21 hours ago, SayN said: Neigh means Nay! man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him On 17/05/2018 at 5:35 AM, SayN said: Mauled to death by sausage dogs On 07/06/2018 at 3:42 PM, Halcyon Daze said: STREWTH What's the world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Cess'es Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Police taser 87 yr old woman for cutting dandelions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auxin Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 I was all ready to believe that australia was getting as bad as the US Then I realized she was in Georgia, USA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bardo Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Old fella fights off robbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bardo Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 This is berry bad and berry shocking. What the heck is going on in the mind of such a person http://junkee.com/strawberries-apple-banana-needle/175513 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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