Halcyon Daze Posted February 13, 2018 7 hours ago, DualWieldRake said: This thread is gold LOL true, It's got ass- grabbings, it's got Monster pigs eating out of bins, Hell it's got Astronauts eating their own SHIT in space... So relieved the media keeps us up to date on 'the grand progress of humanity'. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted May 9, 2018 !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! SERIAL POOPER FINALLY CAPTURED! -Turns out to be Superintendent 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northerner Posted May 9, 2018 Baahahaha. When you gotta go you gotta go. Don't know what all the fuss is about. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slocombe Posted May 10, 2018 ** NEWS FLASH ** Wombats love rimming https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/may/10/bum-biting-wombat-sex-lives-revealed-video 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted May 17, 2018 Mauled to death by sausage dogs 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 18, 2018 "My dog shot me" Read the above about the woman being eaten by her dogs then just below that was this story , made me giggle , damned canine crimewave 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 27, 2018 http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/mysterious-werewolf-killed-in-montana/news-story/15ae56eccf201bc200455a5e5f74734b 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 31, 2018 http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9816784 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted May 31, 2018 And this because ... Creepy https://au.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/little-girls-terrifying-description-imaginary-friend-goes-viral-072424723.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubism Posted May 31, 2018 Take care whilst doing the weeding!!! https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/father-left-horrendous-leg-injuries-14718670 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted May 31, 2018 Hawaiians near volcano warned not to roast marshmallows in lava 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) Aliens... Seems like everyone wants war with the U.S , north Korea , China ,Russia , Aliens fuck Edited June 1, 2018 by Ex-Cess'es How to use hyperlink 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) "Two containers from the 83 that fell have already been sighted about 100 metres offshore from Fingal Head and Boondelbah Island near Port Stephens." somebody fucked up and on top of that some of them have gone rogue and taken off on an adventure .. Nice Boaters warned of debris after 83 shipping containers fall from cargo ship off NSW coast Edited June 1, 2018 by Ex-Cess'es Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 4, 2018 https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/fbi-agent-does-a-backflip-in-a-club-drops-his-gun-and-accidentally-shoots-someone-police-say-20180604-p4zj8z.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted June 4, 2018 Woman shoots husband for beating cat ... Lol I like where it says the cat had run away weeks earlier then the incident . *"No he was thrashing my kitty"* *" and where is this cat ma'am ?"* *"oh he ran away weeks ago"* *"errrrr....... Guilty !! "* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted June 7, 2018 !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! Dumb Blonde (the dog) taken by big crock https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/famous-goat-island-lodge-croc-chasing-dog-dumb-blonde-taken-by-big-saltie/news-story/db62b321b52df315debc76410baa13f0 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! Brisbane’s poo jogger caught with his pants down!!! https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb BRISBANE’S “poo jogger” has resigned from his corporate job after he was photographed in the act. STREWTH What's the world coming to? Edited June 7, 2018 by Halcyon Daze 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMooseZeus Posted June 8, 2018 Not quite news but THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO OUR DEMOCRACY... lol 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted July 18, 2018 Neigh means Nay! man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bardo Posted July 19, 2018 On 01/06/2018 at 8:24 AM, Ex-Cess'es said: Aliens... Seems like everyone wants war with the U.S , north Korea , China ,Russia , Aliens fuck 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bardo Posted July 19, 2018 On 07/06/2018 at 3:42 PM, Halcyon Daze said: !!!!!NEWS FLASH!!!! Brisbane’s poo jogger caught with his pants down!!! https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb BRISBANE’S “poo jogger” has resigned from his corporate job after he was photographed in the act. 21 hours ago, SayN said: Neigh means Nay! man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him On 17/05/2018 at 5:35 AM, SayN said: Mauled to death by sausage dogs On 07/06/2018 at 3:42 PM, Halcyon Daze said: STREWTH What's the world coming to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Cess'es Posted August 19, 2018 Police taser 87 yr old woman for cutting dandelions 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auxin Posted August 19, 2018 I was all ready to believe that australia was getting as bad as the US Then I realized she was in Georgia, USA 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bardo Posted September 18, 2018 Old fella fights off robbers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bardo Posted September 18, 2018 This is berry bad and berry shocking. What the heck is going on in the mind of such a person http://junkee.com/strawberries-apple-banana-needle/175513 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
