Bigred Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 ok its on the rap battle bust a rhyme winner will get a ethno seed packB to the i, I to the g .G and the muther fucking R-E-Dbusting out rhymes round the corroboreeso clear the throat and rub the eyeswin the battle win a prizeor whinge and go homeor take it to ethno domeeither way you rap battle alone 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajindo Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I flow like a dolphin being deeper than aquariumYou float like a dead fish with a shallow craniumI feel pity man, so I don't battle such dudesSnack such cowards like dehydrated foodsYou must be high man, I'm too hard for you foolsIt would be harder battling some high school girlsChop you like a chopper feed you to my iguanaSell your cheap chains to my amigos in TijuanaMy style is too cold while chilling in my Land RoverYou're cold 6 feet below, found by your landowner.Come at me bro. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Those lines are so played it's hysterical,I'll add you up and subtract you like numericals.I'll bounce you like a ball that's spherical, I'll kill em all.You're gonna fall.Mince you up like ground beef, chew you up with my back teeth, spit you out and rinse you out, you wanna know what it's all about?It's all for the seeds n shit.Pick it up and take a hit.You can't handle it, you're freaking out. Passing the baton, you're down for the count.Next. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigred Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 i put my rhymes through the lab with high gain \i turn it into a chemical that takes over your brainbefore you know it your on your kneesBigred is the new god you pleasemy lyrics infect like a disease .So AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i screamas my followers drink my creamim living the australian dreamwalk around the streets with respectBut plagued by overwhelming debtLove the way we battlebut don't get cute or you willbe slaughtered like cattleUH god dam bring the next fool il take him to school 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterboy 2.0 Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Bitch...I come from the hills, I like power plants that can heal ya ills. I am 2.0 and I hail from the south, use to be a day only chems entered my mouth. With a litle bit this and a little bit of that, even had them sad popo come for a chat These days wisdom comes from the weed of the seed, it'll only fuck you up if you approach it with greed. So OG Red slaps down a pack, I'm tellin you bitches I'm grabbin at that. Step aside, run away, stand your ground its OK The southern division will stand victor today. Wipe your eyes, clear the tears, realise suddenly all of your fears. The two headed one takes no prisoners you'll say, 2.0's chucklin 'cause I'll be sowing some day. Edited July 5, 2015 by waterboy 2.0 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 You ain't high art,It's a brain fart Like an a butt clown You got shut down Like an asshat You got laughed at Your land rover got bent over You got more derp Than big slurps Of that mineral turps You're a serial perp.Don't make me come down there... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Just out of curiosity red, what happens if you win your own battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooge Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 https://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=https://i.imgflip.com/nsuk4.jpg&key=a4bd5f6aad8968c6852495bab0dfe1185518ccbd52661bc489abe9fb35348367via Imgflip Meme Maker 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigred Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Just out of curiosity red, what happens if you win your own battle?well if it comes to that owning all you bitches is priize enough 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Ohhhhh! Go glaukus! Go-go glaukusGood to see u rap battling, making a raucusYour so damn hot just like fine yo chilli sauce isPlease my love, Take the big red down, please do him slowly we've had enough, the guys a clown. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajindo Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) We battle for the seeds, but I see no fights.Seen more controversy in the Bill of civil rights.Go hard or go home, you softer than foamI'm more scared of a shroom-eating gnomeRespect for my gnomes, at least they can rhymeI'm the master of rhymes and a master of thyme.That's right bitch, I cook you with thyme.Cook you with lime, sell your body for a dime.You can't see me, unless you got a time machineSince fourteen, been canning rappers with sardinesYou sleeping with the fishes, sleep with submarines.Chop Chop those fake rappers like chop-suey greensEnglish ain't my native, have no idea what that meansWhatever man, I'm out. Peace. Edited July 5, 2015 by dajindo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Boom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Now reds called us out,There's no restitution, gather round folks,Come watch his execution This is turning me on, it's time to clean the pipesSome moderator better hurry this quick to bitches and gripesBig Red who? as far as battles go, I have a real feeling that the rangas all show. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 *airhorn* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strontium Dawg Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Braap braap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Now you all know there is a gangster at largeBusting rhymes showing why, at rapping, he is in chargeHillbilly is here to show the wayRhymin, while chillin on his bean bag all the daySmoking fat cigars and sippin on portKilling the other rhymes like some kinda blood sportim popping out rhymes like some kinda villainfor me its not an effort, im just sat here chillin.Send me the seeds this contests overim luckier than a bunch of four leaf cloverIm sure incog will have a come back,But his rhymes, like his anus, are real damn slack 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) *nods head, scampers back to the beat lab*It's not loose it's a medical condition! :.( bwaaaa Edited July 5, 2015 by incognito 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigred Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 As the rap battle heats up i stand my placeA rap battle rule if you get burnt stay coolIts good to see creation and insperationRemember its for fun who cares aboutgripsBitches and that location in my opinion itsabout style and rythym it was not started to causeDivision .so on your feet sing to the beat and may the illist rymes make the decision 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeti101 Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Been philosophisin’ Since the sun was risin’ Ascertainin’ reality? Neural fatality! Don’t think, but look Put down that book Just think watch and feel Be present, be real Watch your plants grow Cause one day it’ll all go But these moments are pure And will forever endure 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Incog reports my rhymeHe wants me doin timeBut busting sweet raps it aint no crime 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrivers Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I have been chillaxing and watching your riffsand think all of you should have pleaded the 5thincriminating yourselves by trying to rhymeI don't know why Red has given you the timeall right then I will leave it at thatand have given my deets for that ethno seed pack 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etherealdrifter Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 reporting and rhymingthat's his stylingfree rappingand scrappingyou meanfreaking andfapping 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajindo Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 damn, it's getting hot in here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystical oyster Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Red your not god, keep the diseaseOnly thing infecting me is gonna be your free seeds.Too much shit talk in here smells like fecesNow the mystics here rappers might as well leave.BelieveIts a corroboreeRap battle robberyWhen I leave with the seedsRappers gon be snobbin meAin't none of youGon be stoppin me The game is realThis ain't monopoly 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinO'Scopy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 The seeds will go where the seeds wanna beTheir force will guide the fingers on the key and the west is good for all manner of greeneryyour efforts wont change their destined scenery and I know I'd love 'em with all my heartmy new greenhouse would be the perfect start but rap demands anger and bravado you seeand that kinda shit just really aint me so as a token effort to hang shit on each othersI suggest you guys go make love to your mothers if thats not enough to get the seeds in my mailerthen I'll write another verse like a Gruntled Sailor 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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