Bigred Posted November 23, 2012 man i dont care where you do it but can you clean up the mess after Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert&Ernie Posted November 23, 2012 Ewww Also I was hoping you had caught it on camera xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PositiveHAL Posted November 23, 2012 did you at least get to watch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PositiveHAL Posted November 23, 2012 got images of you standing in your driveway early on a Sunday morning, y fronts, singlet and bed hair, hosing a spent condom off into the gutter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alice Posted November 23, 2012 Gross. But lol sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted November 23, 2012 got images of you standing in your driveway early on a Sunday morning, y fronts, singlet and bed hair, hosing a spent condom off into the gutter lmfao dont forget the plumbers crack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dionysus Posted November 23, 2012 sorry man, i promise i usually am more tidy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted November 23, 2012 and it was a really fancy comdom pink and thin and the funny part small imagine buying those ones pink and small wtf dude Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auxin Posted November 23, 2012 It wasnt me, I always leave a dogs chew toy next to the condom to confuse people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted November 23, 2012 It wasnt me, I always leave a dogs chew toy next to the condom to confuse people. It works, I'm confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goneski Posted November 23, 2012 It wasnt me, I always leave a dogs chew toy next to the condom to confuse people. No, that just makes you kinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Uri Posted November 23, 2012 Used condoms make great fish flavoured chewing gum for cats. (Hey - is that any good for you, McDonalds?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted November 23, 2012 i can't believe coles sells dildo's thought it was pretty funny but unfortunately my girl friend didn't :censored transcript ( who gives a fuck what other people think wanking is natural if you dont do it THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU ) and people gawked I think some old lady fainted . Best 30 bucks spent just get lithium batteries for the fucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Uri Posted November 23, 2012 I thought they were neck massagers! The model on the front cover of the box is going to be the first fellatrix to knock her own teeth out. But really there bigred82 you should have contacted the police and reported the trespass. Scene of Crimes officers would have come, taken photos and removed the 'evidence' for forensic and DNA analysis to catch the culprits. They've probably got nothing better to do. That is, of course, if you have nothing to hide... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qualia Posted November 24, 2012 i'd like to see them with their rubber gloves spraying bigred's drive way with that glow in the dark semen juice or what ever they use, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alice Posted November 24, 2012 You'd probably be able to see it from the moon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted November 24, 2012 lol think i might put a covert camera up edit tried to put a funny pic up but all it showed was code Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Uri Posted November 24, 2012 What makes your driveway so romantic anyway? Are there some pheromone laden aphrodisiac herbs along the borders that you haven't let us fellow forum friends in on? Ylang-ylang? Patchouli? Androstenone celery? Come on bigred - I'll give you free registration to the Industrial Hemp Association of Queensland if you tell us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~shameless~ Posted November 24, 2012 Did you actually see two people? might have been a solo effort..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted November 24, 2012 You reckon someone raped a condom and left it for dead ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Uri Posted November 25, 2012 Prehaps a jellyfish?...it's just I heard about this bloke in Ipswich... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francois le Danque Posted November 25, 2012 i can't believe coles sells dildo's do they?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted November 25, 2012 They keep them in the same section as the pocket pussies Frank. I wonder what would happen if I shoved a vibrator into a vibrating pocket pussy, switched them both on and let them fight it out. But seriously do they really sell stuff like that at coles ? It could make an awkward moment for parents if their kid picks one up. What's that mum ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted November 25, 2012 lulz Hey wtf is Patchouli. This is a greex expression to describe an oldskool and too thick of an aroma and a rather unpleasant one.. lets google it ok I see ... you learn something every other day day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites