to the people that had sex on my driveway

[Bigred]

man i dont care where you do it but can you clean up the mess after

[Bert&Ernie]

Ewww

Also I was hoping you had caught it on camera xD

[PositiveHAL]

did you at least get to watch?

[PositiveHAL]

got images of you standing in your driveway early on a Sunday morning, y fronts, singlet and bed hair,

hosing a spent condom off into the gutter

[Alice]

Gross. But lol sorry

[Bigred]

got images of you standing in your driveway early on a Sunday morning, y fronts, singlet and bed hair,

hosing a spent condom off into the gutter

 

lmfao dont forget the plumbers crack

[dionysus]

sorry man, i promise i usually am more tidy

[Bigred]

and it was a really fancy comdom pink and thin and the funny part small imagine buying those ones pink and small wtf dude

[Auxin]

It wasnt me, I always leave a dogs chew toy next to the condom to confuse people.

[Sallubrious]

It wasnt me, I always leave a dogs chew toy next to the condom to confuse people.

 

It works, I'm confused.

[goneski]

It wasnt me, I always leave a dogs chew toy next to the condom to confuse people.

 

No, that just makes you kinky

[Pat Uri]

Used condoms make great fish flavoured chewing gum for cats. (Hey - is that any good for you, McDonalds?)

[Bigred]

i can't believe coles sells dildo's thought it was pretty funny but unfortunately my girl friend didn't :censored transcript

( who gives a fuck what other people think wanking is natural if you dont do it THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU )

and people gawked I think some old lady fainted . Best 30 bucks spent just get lithium batteries for the fucker

[Pat Uri]

I thought they were neck massagers! The model on the front cover of the box is going to be the first fellatrix to knock her own teeth out.

But really there bigred82 you should have contacted the police and reported the trespass. Scene of Crimes officers would have come, taken photos and removed the 'evidence' for forensic and DNA analysis to catch the culprits. They've probably got nothing better to do.

That is, of course, if you have nothing to hide...

[qualia]

i'd like to see them with their rubber gloves spraying bigred's drive way with that glow in the dark semen juice or what ever they use,

[Alice]

You'd probably be able to see it from the moon.

[Bigred]

lol think i might put a covert camera up

edit tried to put a funny pic up but all it showed was code

[Stillman]

[Pat Uri]

What makes your driveway so romantic anyway? Are there some pheromone laden aphrodisiac herbs along the borders that you haven't let us fellow forum friends in on? Ylang-ylang? Patchouli? Androstenone celery?

Come on bigred - I'll give you free registration to the Industrial Hemp Association of Queensland if you tell us!

 

[~shameless~]

Did you actually see two people? might have been a solo effort.....

[Sallubrious]

You reckon someone raped a condom and left it for dead ?

[Pat Uri]

Prehaps a jellyfish?...it's just I heard about this bloke in Ipswich...

[Francois le Danque]

i can't believe coles sells dildo's

 

do they??

[Sallubrious]

They keep them in the same section as the pocket pussies Frank.

I wonder what would happen if I shoved a vibrator into a vibrating pocket pussy, switched them both on and let them fight it out.

But seriously do they really sell stuff like that at coles ?

It could make an awkward moment for parents if their kid picks one up.

What's that mum ?

[mutant]

lulz

Hey wtf is Patchouli. This is a greex expression to describe an oldskool and too thick of an aroma and a rather unpleasant one.. lets google it

ok I see ... you learn something every other day day