hutch Posted March 17, 2011 British woman 'bites off' boyfriend's testicles A BRITISH man had surgery to reattach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off, the Daily Mirror has reported.Maria Georgina Topp, 43, appeared in court accused of carrying out the horrific attack on her boyfriend Martin Douglas, 45, in Newcastle, northern England. Douglas had to call emergency services himself after the incident, but was in so much pain operators could not understand what he was saying. He needed emergency surgery and had to spend several days in the hospital recovering from the attack. Paramedics who attended the scene called police when they saw the extent of his injuries and Topp was arrested and charged with causing grievous bodily harm. A Northumbria Police spokesman said, "At around 4:00am [local time] on Friday, Feb. 18, police were called to a report of an assault. Officers arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault. A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman Hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area." Topp is due to appear at Newcastle Crown Court next month. Her teeth should be forcedly removed....one at a time.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random Posted March 17, 2011 How is that even possible? Ew, poor guy. Surely she couldn't have bitten them off completely?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dworx Posted March 17, 2011 (edited) Abandoned Edited March 15, 2012 by dworx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hutch Posted March 17, 2011 I have heard of a penis being bitten off in a car accident but how could someone bite off ya nuts? Maybe he was in handcuffs.... I wonder what he did to piss her off so much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted March 17, 2011 She would have had to have her mouth full to bite them off. I imagine it would be pretty sinuous(?) down there, not an easy task. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabaelthazar Posted March 17, 2011 Maybe it was a bit of S&M gone wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mac Posted March 17, 2011 (edited) I wonder if his nickname name was Nobby .................. Edited March 17, 2011 by mac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psili sausage Posted March 18, 2011 ^^ haha, that's more than a nibble bro! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dr dognutz Posted March 18, 2011 well i hope in this case she didnt swallow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dr dognutz Posted March 18, 2011 well i hope in this case she didnt swallow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted March 18, 2011 I have gelded a few horses in my time, nuts dont come off easy! Its a crunchy sinuey stringy kinda event. I have no idea how she would ever bite them off. Poor guy, although im sure someone doesn't get ones nuts bitten off unless they sorta deserved it at least in part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
santiago Posted March 18, 2011 i reckon the guy was lucky, i would rather she bite off a ball then bite off my penis. i did see a tv program once where a guy lost his willy and ended up getting it replaced with his thumb. apparently he could get hard ons and everything, may a mechanical pump im not sure but for any typical man losing his dick would be the worst thing in the world...........probably besides becoming unable to have direct intercourse or replacing with a thumb, turning into a sex change woman might be the only option to remain sexually active in a weird reverse kinda way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
