GypsyLee Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 “Mum.. I live in a caravan in depression!” —Guy up the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerner Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Dark humour is like food, not everybody gets it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 "that'll be fifteen pounds please" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerner Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 "Americans! I raise my glass in your honour! I love Americans and the way they mangle English as if they spontaneously decided to pull the Babelfish from their ears and chew them like gum instead." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerner Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 "So long and thanks for all the fish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoStu Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 You've made a powerful enemy today my friend - Montgomery Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerner Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 "It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anodyne Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 this is our wildest mount- a headless horse but though it runs unbridled off its course, and all our blandishments would seem defied, we have ideas yet that we haven't tried - Robert Frost 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) you're never alone, even when you're alone [lyrics] Edited November 24, 2017 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoStu Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Aloneness and silence are two aspects of one experience, two sides of the same coin. If one wants to experience silence one has to go into one´s total aloneness. It is there. We are born alone, we die alone. Between these two realities we create a thousand and one illusions of being together - all kinds of relationships, friends and enemies, loves and hates, nations, races, religions. We create all kinds of hallucinations just to avoid one fact: that we are alone. But whatsoever we do, the truth cannot be changed. It is so, and rather than trying to escape from it, the best way is to rejoice in it. Rejoicing in your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. The meditator is one who dives deep into one´s aloneness, knowing that we are born alone, we will be dying alone, and deep down we are living alone. So why not experience what this aloneness is? It is our very nature, our very being. - Osho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 "it would be logical to assume" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 toad in the hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 "well I think they all need slaying off and I'll be laughing so hard about it if I get to know it's happened so fuck them like they thought about us before they fucked themselves up and went too far" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 *scouse accent* "but they need to fuckin learn mate eh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 “I know that Members are not supposed to do this, but I call on people to break the law, to come here and use cannabis and see what happens—to challenge the authorities to arrest them. That is the only way to get through to the Government’s mind, which is set in concrete. The law is evidence-free and prejudices rich.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 (edited) Fuckem and their law Edited March 5, 2018 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 "only for a chocolate biscuit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etherealdrifter Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 beanbags are flammable 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 The Guardian is a corporate, tax-dodging flagship of the center right. Its lecturing tone (are you listening at the back!) is necessary because most of its readers are teachers, social services personnel and multiple-gender agitators. It flies the flag of Nato, globalists and Hillary Clinton. Its Russian coverage is enhanced by the UK security services which provide stories to supplement its reporters lack of imagination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Only old people still read newspapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) now then Vallerie , get thy detty pillerz out fer't fukkin ladz *viking bellow - gerremout!* Edited December 18, 2017 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 "now all I need is a ginger pet to name Vallerie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 why would Vice.com lie so badly and for what agenda could it serve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 "I have the power to tell you to fuck off" - Lillith Darkwraith 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 "ta ta 2017 , now off you fuck there's a good chap, don't let the door hit your arse on yer way out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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