apothecary Posted December 3, 2006 A haiku is a short poem where the first line consists of five syllables, the second having seven and the third having five again. The winner gets one of the psycho0 bridgesii that passive sent me, I would rather grow one and get the other out into someone elses garden I will decide on the best one next Sunday at around midnight. If you like someones haiku you can 'vote' for it, and if one gets lots of votes or whatever I'll pick that one. Here is one to kick it off: Write your own Haiku You will like it very much Win an awesome prize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naja naja Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) Inside she glows bright Lighting up this faded life Now all is clear Edited December 4, 2006 by naja naja Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bongchitis Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) I'll try making reference to my current situation: Yum! Chilli pizza Inevitable arse burn Very slow learner Edit: I cant count! Edited December 3, 2006 by Bongchitis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Μορφέας Posted December 4, 2006 (edited) Ahh I love the ocean on a bright hot day Sunshine ripples glow below the blue deep, roll, calm caressing feet Edited December 4, 2006 by tepa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parzival Posted December 4, 2006 I have raven called depression. Terrible weight, Emotions do cloud, Brilliant light. The deepest depths, Vast ocean of nothing, God weeping. A fuck it you know, sometimes i'm happy... Glorious rapture! The lotus ever-blooming! None of it matters! (hahahahahahaha!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parzival Posted December 4, 2006 I put in a half vote for Bongchitis, i know the burn, hahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hebrew Posted December 4, 2006 heres one for the mesa mesa so divine cactus tobacco we shine raise cleanse turn around hope htat is right i never written one before LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oxydiser Posted December 4, 2006 I love Haikus, write them everywhere to make people think Here's one I wrote on my mate's fridge when he was staying at a share house Big, white food cooler Fill me up with beer and snacks Who drank all the milk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PD. Posted December 4, 2006 ^LMAO. that is one vote for Oxydiser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted December 4, 2006 Oh yeah, feel free to submit as many haikus as you like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny Blister Posted December 4, 2006 Here's one about an encounter with clamydia I had once: Drunk fuck dirty slut Burning piss and itchy dick Swab my urethra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cisumevil Posted December 4, 2006 (edited) Green Cacti with spikes Oh how have you helped my life put away the knife Edited December 4, 2006 by cisumevil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DreamingNagual Posted December 4, 2006 (edited) Hmm Similar to mine kenny Dirty ex girlfriend Passed her Virus onto me She is gonna pay This is fun Edited December 4, 2006 by DreamingNagual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DreamingNagual Posted December 4, 2006 Heres another, For Joel My Son Is My Life He Gives Me Strength Will and Love I Thank God Above Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Μορφέας Posted December 4, 2006 DreamingNagual got my vote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gollum Posted December 5, 2006 I just had a shit day at work, My boss is a prick Why does he treat me like shit? Give me my money! I feel better already! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobriquet Posted December 5, 2006 They say one thing is fun beyond normal pleasures Pass me a tissue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Griffin... Posted December 5, 2006 Reality fades For a moment all is fine but life continues Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bongchitis Posted December 5, 2006 and another 'difficult' boss motivated Haiku: Square peg, round hole.....fit? knowledge is power........weakling Waving goodbye soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny Blister Posted December 5, 2006 Seems I already have the lageniformis on offer, so leave me out of this one. One more haiku for the thread though, to vent my grievances on the domestic front... Nebulous fighting Never wrong, never sorry This shit wears me down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted December 6, 2006 I wish I had skill To write a decent haiku And win a cactus wow - im pretty bad at this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tobias Posted December 6, 2006 +1 for oxydiser and a haiku in honour of the most generous prize psycho0 bridgesii flourish, grow big, fat, strong sow acceptance, love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tobias Posted December 6, 2006 and some self pity over my impending oldness the joys of youth soon to be but memories thirty tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted December 6, 2006 and some self pity over my impending oldnessthe joys of youth soon to be but memories thirty tomorrow Happy B'day for tomorrow? T'was mine just yesterday All the best Tobias! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Old Man Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) Sacrament vapour Fractal shrapnel tears apart Oh what have I done!?! Edited December 6, 2006 by Dirty Old Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites