MrBumpy

I spent a week at Northern University games avoiding having to check my results. I wasn't very confident about 3 of the 4 exams I sat... with a pretty good feeling i had fucked them royally and failed.... got a pleasant suprise once I got the balls up to check.... passed everything, with a some much better then expected results -bumpy

I understand how you'd trap them... but how would kill them once they are plump enough to harvest? I know I'd have a problem snapping the neck of a pigeon I'd been feeding for the last two weeks or so... it would be like a pet for me. You reckon there would be a market for pigeon meat at farmer's markets and stuff? -bumpy

damnit, why is it that whenever a meet is organised I can't come.... maybe I'm just destined never to spend time you fine individuals. One day... one day I will be able to make it. -bumpy

Hows this for shitty timing..... Each Pool game Australia has.... I have an 8am exam after -bumpy

Doesn't she realise that if she just turned the hot dog around and bit off the head first, the the screaming would have stopped? and she would have been able to enjoy the rest of the hot dog. And was that meant to stop you from wanting to take LSD? can't say it worked for me. -bumpy

whoah... I just had a thought... If the Queensland government invested in this, they could possibly help alleviate the water shortage and high petrol prices in Queensland

I'll check with my friends... apparently one of my mates is dating the cover girl for this months issue, so there is bound to be a couple of copies floating around. -bumpy

Phleb : You need to get someone to teach you the trick with a drinking straw and the pay phone coin return slot... then you won't have to pay for the call Pelinester : when it has been a slow news day, Today tonight and ACA show stories on these things alot. Mostly because of some child racking up couple of hundred dollars on a phone bill. Its the same thing for all the SMS businesses, whether they are for a competition, selling ring tones and wallpapers, sending jokes or the SMS dating thing. The only time I've sent a an SMS to one of these was to one of the services they advertise late at night for lonely individuals... on my mates phone since he was passed out drunk and we thought we'd play a joke on him. However, I don't know if it is the same for the other services, but this one sent a confirmation message first stating all the charges that would follow if we were to continue. I reckon these should be compulsory for all of these services. Also, since kids are gullible enough to join these things, parents should only give them prepaid accounts. The marketing and stuff might be underhanded, but it is a simple precaution to take so you don't get screwed by them, and at the same time teach the kid some value of money. -bumpy

Yes, I checked, and wasn't too surprised to find out that it is the post code for Inala... which, if you aren't familiar with Brisbane suburbs, doesn't have the best reputation. Something my friend pointed out at uni which I found funny, they tagged my car with 'Bloodz', probably trying to emulate american gangstas, but what he pointed out was that they really should have tagged with the Crips, since the crips are from the west side (as is inala), and hte bloods from the east side. It was able to allow me to find more humor in it. -bumpy

Last night my car was broken into. I didn't have anything worth stealing so it didn't bother when I realised, cause I didn't think there was anything to take. THey tried to take my radio but all they succeeded in doing was breaking the plastic frame off it, so now its ugly, but still works the same as before. Then I realised that they actually had taken something..... the rego sticker. Why the hell would somebody bother stealing a rego sticker? They also took the car manual and a little booklet containing outdated insurance information, so maybe my 82 SL Gemini was exactly what they were looking for,... but does anyone have any idea why somebody would bother taking a rego sticker? You would actually have to want it to bother trying to peel it off... so I'm just amazed. THen this morning when I was leaving for uni I also noticed whoever the bastard was that broke into car tagged it aswell. Luckily it was done in Permaent marker... which I found is quite easy to get off. You can see a picture of the tag here http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/Hob...-04-06_1551.jpg So, any one have idea what good a rego sticker is to people? -bumpy

"also Richard Gerber's book "Vibrational Medicine" is the classic text which explains the "theory" behind vibrational medicine such as homeopathy and flower essences. " If anyone is interested in reading Gerber's book, I have a copy I can give you. Had to buy it as a textbook when I was studying naturopathy at ACNM... can't say it was a wise investment. " I strongly object to the ostensibly altruistic, but in actuality profit based, marketing of ridiculously overpriced 'vibrational' (i.e. ethanol based) products to desperate and/or credulous people. " ethanol based? I thought homeopathy and flower essences were water based... since the theory is that the water retains the vibrational energy... if you are into that sort of thing. -bumpy

I'd be keen to taste your warez. Something else that I (and probably others) would definately appreciate is if you were able to write up a .pdf or similar with the differnet blends you've tried and tested. I get kinda lost every time I go back to your smoking mixes thread trying to find a specific one I could not quite remember. -bumpy

Fumigate your bedroom... your bed has fleas -bumpy

after re-reading the thread about 5 times... I think I finally get it -bumpy

Just did a quick search on epharmacy... all there codral cold and flu contained the regular codeine and pseudoephedrine. The only cold and flu I found that had DXM was one by Parke Davis ( is that the right company? I dunno...stupid lack of short term memory) and it was available by prescription only. -bumpy

I don't look down upon them because of their drug of choice, I look down on them because of how they behave. I'm not gonna give money to a guy who's new baseball cap costs more then all of what I'm wearing combined, including my watch. If they wanna sit at home and huff on a coke bottle, go ahead... don't sit at a train station and do it and then hassle me for money (goes for drunks or whatever... but the ones that really piss me off are the teenage chromers) -bumpy

I hate teenage chromers who are dressed in the latest gangsta fubu fashions... but still feel the need to hassle you for money and then yell abuse at you if you don't give them anything, and then sit down and think they are are being discreet by putting the coke bottle underneath their shirt to huff from it. -bumpy

Then they are the ones that make the brothels stay open -bumpy

How about, when she goes out.... slit her cat and her roomates throats.... then leave obscene messages written in blood on her walls, bed sheets and carpet... thats sure to get rid of her... or at least the kitty-litter problem. -bumpy

I caught the tail end of this story on the news... or it might have been one of those demon current afair programs...either way, the girls auction was shut down because it suggested things of a sexual nature. I think the story was the girls were complaining that there auction got shut down whilst the guys made a good sum of beer money. -bumpy

hmm, haven't heard of that... I know that some trendy bars won't stock Bundy anymore because it attracts the wrong sort of crowd. -bumpy

sorry guys, could only find the news short http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20...z1c16notes.html

unless the room is too dark and you can't tell the difference between the bottle of lube and the bottle of aeroguard -bumpy

who are these real aussies that you speak of? and what do you want them to do? -bumpy

You should probably use the term extra-terrestrials rather then Aliens... as aliens could also be misundertood to mean immigrants, and the way forwarded e-mails and sms's can be rewrittern or edited, its quite likely it could turn out that way -bumpy