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12 hours ago, Anodyne said:

Should I spend $270 on a hooker?

Might depend on duration of visit and services included...

 

but im just fishing for titilating details

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Freakazoid: you're on the internet - you do know that they have porn here, right? There are entire websites which are nothing but er...titillating details. So to speak.

 

and MoonUnit, hey, at least you own it. As for your offer sorry mate, but Hillbilly advertised leather shorts - there's no competing with that.

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They have porn here? I shall check it out :wink:

 

but it sometimes interaction with actual responsive humans is nice too, starting to refer back to your original question

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On 15/07/2017 at 9:15 PM, MoonUnitBotanica said:

Wow. What I have gotten out of this thread is the word cuntbucket.

thats a really sad take FP. So u spent 200k going to court to get 10k of damages rectified?

 

I mis-read some of the decision, so apparently we "won" and the 10k was awarded to us. But the biiiiiiig issue is that the "member" (dad calls him Richard aka Dick) didn't read some basic and very problematic shit; for example a subsequent contract made on the day we involved Fair Trading, and the douchebag builder has to come back to rectify what we spent a helluva lot of money to fix to make it liveable and then tenable (is that the word to make it right for tenants?). But the 200k is what we paid the builder + what we paid to fix + some of the legal costs. It's now over and above that with the continuing legal costs. We have to appeal now because the MEMBER didn't do his job properly in the first place. So more costs for that, more time away from my partner, and longer that I can't apply for paying work because I don't want to leave an employer high and dry for possibly only 2 months. Hopefully the the appeal will take no longer than 3 months. Oh and the asshole barrister who threatened to sue us earlier in the year because he gave us one week to settle his surprise $9k fee (which I thought was upon finality) after making us come up with $12k last week for his services, now says he couldn't do the appeal papers on time so we've got to find a new barrister. If I didn't hate lawyers and barristers before... 

 

Again, not leaving on a bad note: I have a roof over my head, food in my belly, still in a much better position than many besides being cash poor AF, people who love me, I'm relatively healthy, got D in my freezer (love me some gold tops tho), and if I'm going to be stuck anywhere, I may as well be stuck somewhere the weather's pleasant and I can enjoy winter sunshine :)

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just so everyone is clear,

 

 

I look smoking hot in tight leather shorts

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Death for Apostrophe's 

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22 hours ago, FancyPants said:

Oh and the asshole barrister who threatened to sue us earlier in the year because he gave us one week to settle his surprise $9k fee (which I thought was upon finality) after making us come up with $12k last week for his services

 

I think "cuntbucket" is applicable here as well FWIW:wink:

 

Gotta keep smiling:)

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The thoughts that try to fill the void where a respected mate resided upon hearing of his sudden death.

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The faster you talk, the smarter you are. This is an ancient Law.

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My next door neighbor, knocked unconscious, split his face open and nearly died surfing a reef in Lombok, Bali bout 2 months ago.
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http://stabmag.com/news/brazilian-surfers-save-aussie-nathan-bartletts-life-at-desert-point/
 

Hes back home, and back out there lol the mental cunt:
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Sometimes I watch him and his brother get air like martians man... and sit there with a stiffy and a joint... better than television...

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Hirin' c**ts

Firin' c**ts

 

 

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why did jesus never crack jokes?

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"The parable of the humourless cunt"

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It seems like basic medic treatment is no longer a right in Australia.

 

Local doctors point blank refuse to see "new" patients in this hick town. So yesterday I drove to the nearest medical center in a nearby city that takes walkup patients. They were chokablock with people in the waiting room. I nearly turned around right there, but I thought to myself "I've come this far I might as well wait it out" So when I booked in I asked the halfwit on reception how long I should expect to wait and she told me "about an hour and a half" That didn't seem too bad so I waited standing up until a seat became available and then sat down.

 

After sitting there for two and half hours with blood filled pus dripping out of my ear I asked the fuckwit on reception how much longer I should expect to wait. She went and counted the stack of admissions sheets and came back and told me "about an hour and a half" so I said to her "so everything you said to me before was bullshit. Then I said fuck this and left.

 

 

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Birds are alot like fish, they just swim through an ocean composed of gasses, instead of liquid..... think about it 

But you never see blokes standing around with fishing rods, trying to catch birds for dinner using bread as bait...... its a strange time to be alive indeed. 

Maybe if you did, it would be called a birding rod. 

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“You were a slimy creep then and you’re a slimy creep now, and when you die they won’t have to bury you; they can just pour you down the nearest drain, so you can join all the other turds.”

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is there a grass thread ?  , my lawn is the absolute worst type of grass I've ever had the opportunity to walk on

 

 

 

on another note why is outback Australia so damned beautiful , feel like I need somebody to  teach me about aboriginal culture

 

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Yep today I decided to pretty seriously chainsaw prune an olive tree.

 

I pick up the mini me from school and he asks straight away about the tree when we get home and then we chat things of olive legends and lore. I had stacked up a heap of limbs for some future use as tool handles and such shit.

 

The boy looks them over carefully and says to me 'hey dad, you know this one would make a good bat of peace'

 

I could only laugh... At times the dove carrying the olive branch just doesn't cut it. You know what, I am gonna spin that boy up a baseball bat on a lathe and name it the Bat of Peace.... Lol

 

 

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quick someone tell me the old platform game where you were a dinosaur or something and you went through and beat the shit out of buildings. it was in the nineties i think cant rememeber which platform it was on maybe sega? 

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Rampage

 

Great game.  You replenished health by swiping people and eating them, and you could have multiple players and either agree to cooperate or directly compete which if i recall meant punching each other when in range or collapsing the building they were climbing on.

 

 Was it three or four player? Hella fun times

 

Two other four player games i loved multiplaying were atomic bomberman and super smash brothers

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