incognito Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) Thought since I've sent out a fukload of seed might give yall inspiration to grow them. Up for grabs is an acacia obtusifolia plant, an acacia confusa plant and a penis cactus. I'll set a 6 month time frame so grafting will be the shot. Starting from today and ending on the 26th sept, I'd like to see the largest sized graft that will get the big prize. Also I'd like to a lot the prize to the "coolest" looking specimen which will be judged by the forum members. This prize shall consist of a pair of golden eagle footy shorts, perfect for freeballing or free vaging in the garden on thems hot sweaty days. Edit- also added one bottle of the finest hillbilly moonshine of his choice, I'll let him decide what category his prize shall be for, im outta ideas. I shall also chuck in a $50 buk sab gift voucher after I speak to my old mate T, to be spent in the sab Webstore , to go with free-balling/vaging shorts for the fastest growth. So pull yer fingers out and get them asses into gear! Your time starts... (Wait for it) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOW!! Ps pics to come of the prize packs. Edit- so fastest grown gets the acacia obtusifolia, acacia confusa and penis cactus. Coolest looking cactus as voted on by forum members gets freeballing shorts and $50 sab gift voucher. And another prize for whatever hillbilly chooses will get a bottle of his finest moonshine. Edited March 28, 2015 by incognito 19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted March 28, 2015 This prize shall consist of a pair of golden eagle footy shorts, perfect for freeballing or free vaging in the garden on thems hot sweaty days. Edit- also added one bottle of the finest hillbilly moonshine of his choice, I shall also chuck in a $50 buk sab gift voucher after I speak to my old mate T, to be spent in the sab Webstore , to go with free-balling/vaging shorts for the fastest growth. those footy shorts ingogo.............would the colour match a pair of chubby white legs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) The pasty whiteness sure would contrast with the black material. If anyone wants seed I still have plenty left. Edited March 28, 2015 by incognito Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted March 28, 2015 can my catagory be most phalic looking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) It's your prize my phallus obsessed friend Edited March 28, 2015 by incognito 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted March 28, 2015 you better send me some seeds so i can win shorts to match my shirt then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 28, 2015 I do not think they would germinate for hipsters. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted March 28, 2015 youre just jelous because you grow a beard like a 9yr old girl 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted March 28, 2015 Lol, mine are going in tomorrow. I'm aiming for that hillbilly rooster juice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) So whos in this comp? Hell I'll even give seed away to people to enter! Condition- must be in this comp. I've got all the prizes here I'll get some pics, though they are brand new freeballing/vaging shorts, I'm happy to break them in for you before I send. I'm really keen to see what turns out from them I got reports of eBay customers that most sprouted within 40 hrs Edited March 31, 2015 by incognito Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted March 31, 2015 I put mine down yesterday. So I'm in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glimpse Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) ill throw my hat in the ring Edited March 31, 2015 by glimpse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted March 31, 2015 I'm in.......them shorts, please send them unwashed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 31, 2015 Pimento would be in to but he's scared and admited he can't really grow cactus from seed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 31, 2015 They are brand newts in the plastic but I can wear them in if u like. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted April 1, 2015 How about you model the shorts so I can see what I'm getting into ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zed240 Posted April 1, 2015 I'm in too, although my seeds aren't sown yet, they will be going down no later than this weekend. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geebus Posted April 1, 2015 I'm in! Sowing this afternoon woot! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted April 1, 2015 That's 7 entrants, that's a comp 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zelly Posted April 2, 2015 yo! incog, howz about opening up yer comp to world wide participation huh? why limit yerself to 7 when theres some mighty fine growers & grafters world wide? (not speaking of myself btw) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted April 2, 2015 I have? Just no one has stuck there hand up here, eg and mutant should have a crack though if mutant entered we may as we'll send him all the prizes now :/ if anyone wants to enter I'll send them some seed for free though they mUST germinate them and enter the comp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Incogs beans are viable as all hell man. The cordo x's are popping like crazy after a couple of days. Edited April 2, 2015 by Glaukus 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Idon'tstudydinosaurs Posted April 2, 2015 I'm in, I only have a small stock of peres but I'll see how many I can do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted April 2, 2015 inco I havent grafted shit for some time.. and I am definately not nearly half as good as you make me to be. I think I will try, but I am a slack mofo ... received the seed today ... and also I dont want any prize... does the the stock have to be pereskiopsis? because I think I got some Selini almost ready to graft on.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites