Francois le Danque Posted October 12, 2014 (edited) Hi guys. In the vein of "i'm not a racist but.." and "i'm not a homophobe but..." comes I'M NOT A HIPSTER, but... The rules are simple. Let us in on a part of your life that many would consider the realm of hipsterdom and metchy/trendy poseurs, whilst maintaining that you are not a Fitzroy-dwelling latte sipper. Or maybe you are?. I'll start the ball rolling with some of mine. I'm not a hipster, but i do consider any video game console after the Nintendo 64 'new fangled and lame" (Similarly), I'm not a hipster, but i can finish the original Super Mario Brothers 5 minutes within the world record. I'm not a hipster, but my preferred modes of transport are razor scooter, old ladies' bicycle and tram. I also collect metcards. I'm not a hipster, but my favourite way to watch a movie is on VHS video tape. I'm not a hipster but i do have a dashing goatee. I'm not a hipster but i do wait until my shoes are unwearable before getting new ones. I'm not a hipster but i do make the best damn soy chai lattes around! SO do you lot harbour secret kale grow-ops, yarn-bomb by night or somehow enjoy the Smith Street Band? Get it off your chest amongst those you can trust: your fellow non-hip gardeners and plant aficionados. PS I'm not a hipster gardener but the only plants i grow are poisonous or psychoactive.. Edited October 12, 2014 by Franke von Danke 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J Smith Posted October 12, 2014 I was not a hipster before it was cool. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted October 12, 2014 I'm not a hipster but I have a beard. It makes me look more homeless than hip though. I'm not a hipster but I play guitar I'm not a hipster but I like quinoa I'm not a hipster but I own a hookah I'm not a hipster but I like craft beer I'm not a hipster but I have attempted to grow organic kale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted October 12, 2014 i'm a hipster and this is really offensive and discriminatory and honestly i came out to have a good time and i'm feeling so attacked right now 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slocombe Posted October 12, 2014 I'm not a hipster but I have a beard (apparently that's a hipster thing now?). I also have a wooden watch.... Not sure I can defend that one though 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted October 12, 2014 Hey frenchy, instead of hipster, maybe ya'll are suffering from groover symptoms. the two symptoms are equally confused quite regularly. i'm sure i've seen cold war tapes where the person was actually grooving instead of perceived hip steering. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted October 12, 2014 (edited) Yep definitely the hipster beard, I'm no hipster but I have one. since waaaaaay before they made their trendy resurgence. So many beards around now, it's hard to tell the true-blues from the fly-by-nights. Anyway, hipsters are people too, I've come to accept that now -ever since one of my brothers 'came out' as one. Gotta love the pork pie hat and lense-less glasses on this guy Edited October 12, 2014 by Halcyon Daze 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted October 12, 2014 I'm not a hipster but I act like me and some people find that amusing in a condescending way and I find it sad in a self-superior way. Anyway man I better go I'm like running out of street credit but um, ya, it's a shame you can't come to my party. I know, I just didn't invite you though. Laterz. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted October 12, 2014 I'm not a hipster but I often wear bright/mismatched socks. I'm not a hipster but I think most new music is fuckin shit. Neil Young's Harvest album is the bomb; but the others suck. I'm not a hipster but I read books when I'm out eating lunch by myself. (I read; there I said it. I feel better) I'm not a hipster but I love my cats and bunnies. I'm not a hipster but I usually prefer my own company to the company of others. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in_spirit Posted October 13, 2014 I'm not a hipster but cats taste just like bunnies 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in_spirit Posted October 13, 2014 I'm not a hipster but I usually prefer my own company to the company of others. Just kidding fancy pants, well i'm not they do taste very similay but i am vegetarian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francois le Danque Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) Edited October 14, 2014 by Franke von Danke 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machineelf Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I'm not a hipster but I have gay friends.I'm not a hipster but I'm not racist. I'm not a hipster but I cant stop 'fighting' the system. I'm not a hipster but I'm a vegetarian.Franke said "PS I'm not a hipster gardener but the only plants i grow are poisonous or psychoactive.." --That's a gangsta gardener. Years ago my mates turned into hipsters, before I had ever heard the term, it pissed me off and I wondered 'wtf happened to you dudes'? I like how this thread can be seen as offensive but would only be offensive if you totally suck donkey balls. I'm not a hipster but I am a pretentious twat. ahh that feels better. Edited October 22, 2014 by anon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I'm not a hipster but I own two pairs of fisherman pants. I'm not a hipster but I love my crystals. I ain't a hipster but I fuken love my coffee and love sitting out the front of coffee shops talking about hippy things with my hippy friends. I'm not a hipster but I love sbs chill. I'm not a hipster but I love traditional indian music. I'm not a hipster but I dislike tony abbott. I'm not a hipster but I'm anti whaling and am against the shark cull. I'm not a hipster but my favourite colour is purple. I'm not a hipster but I won't read the daily telegraph in protest. I'm not a hipster but I wear a black obsidian crystal necklace I'm not a hipster but I wish there was a yoga centre in my area. I'm not a hipster but I'm a huge believer in reiki and wish there was somewhere to learn it in my area Edited October 22, 2014 by incognito 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Cursive Posted October 22, 2014 None of you are as cool as...Hipster Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Cursive Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Double post. Edited October 22, 2014 by _Cursive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Cursive Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Triple post (???) Edited October 22, 2014 by _Cursive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Cursive Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Quadruple post (???) Edited October 22, 2014 by _Cursive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irabionist Posted October 22, 2014 I think a lot of you are mixing up "hipster" and "indie"see a "hipster" are people who are trendy, drink coffee, roll up their chinos, ride foldable bikes to an organic cafe and browse facebook/twitter on their macbook air and always have apple products because they are designed very well.Now an "indie" is someone who dressed from Savers, also drinks coffee but from wherever they can get it, loves anything old, etc. The problem is that now they are so intertwined but you can spot out the few who have stuck to their steeze. I'm not a hipster but fuck I get off to things that are well designed..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a hipsters but I tried amazonians "I can't believe its not bacon" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machineelf Posted October 22, 2014 I think a lot of you are mixing up "hipster" and "indie" see a "hipster" are people who are trendy, drink coffee, roll up their chinos, ride foldable bikes to an organic cafe and browse facebook/twitter on their macbook air and always have apple products because they are designed very well. Now an "indie" is someone who dressed from Savers, also drinks coffee but from wherever they can get it, loves anything old, etc. The problem is that now they are so intertwined but you can spot out the few who have stuck to their steeze. I'm not a hipster but fuck I get off to things that are well designed..... Hipster/ indie same shit, same smell... to me anyway. Both smell of pretention. I know, my hatred of hipsters is out of place. I guess I'm a hater. or more like a hatter. I'm not a hipster but I try to be cool......if only it worked. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted October 22, 2014 I'm not a hipster but I still love this place after more than ten years as a member. I love all you hipsters, bogans, hipster-bogans, indies, indie-hipsters, indie-bogans and indie-hipster-bogans. The only place where I feel any where close to "normal" As a matter of fact some of you make me feel very normal haha. I'm one for the freaks 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irabionist Posted October 23, 2014 Hipster/ indie same shit, same smell... to me anyway. Both smell of pretention. I know, my hatred of hipsters is out of place. I guess I'm a hater. or more like a hatter. Haha, bro, we live in Melbourne, they're everywhere here 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Is this hipster or just pretentious musician? Either way its a crack up http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZiae16Ry8 Edited October 23, 2014 by ThunderIdeal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-YT- Posted October 26, 2014 Im not a hipster but i knew incog and rubbed his noggin for good luck before it was the socially acceptable cool thing to do! and also growing a goatee when i was younger was a pinnacle of achievements personally, consider it took me 21 years to grow bum fluff and it was way before hipsters did it! i felt like socrates or some shit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites