Thelema Posted December 2, 2012 I can think of plenty of things that don't kill me and don't make me weaker. Like breathing. So that was TRULY shitty advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 2, 2012 you can also ask shitty questions in this thread and you will get heaps of shitty advice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert&Ernie Posted December 2, 2012 Why have aliens not revealed themselves to the entire population of earth yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted December 2, 2012 When i put the heater on in my car, it smells like mold, what should i do? *waits for shitty advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted December 2, 2012 Why have aliens not revealed themselves to the entire population of earth yet? They have, its just that we were all brainwashed afterwards so we cant recall it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted December 2, 2012 When i put the heater on in my car, it smells like mold, what should i do? *waits for shitty advice. Ahhh that old chestnut, its simple really. Pack your heater box full of dog shit and lawn clippings. Walah !! no more mouldy mildew smell.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted December 2, 2012 How do i reverse the aging process for real, I wanna be young and stupid again, not just stupid ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert&Ernie Posted December 3, 2012 Invent a time Machine that instead of changing the time of the world around you it changes the time of the object or organism inside if it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halif Posted December 3, 2012 When i put the heater on in my car, it smells like mold, what should i do? carry a car door with you you can just wind the window down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 3, 2012 when im on the bus i cant help getting a traveller(boner,woody, stiffy ) what can i do its the vibration plus many other factor's that are out of my control your shitty advice would be appreciated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert&Ernie Posted December 3, 2012 when im on the bus i cant help getting a traveller(boner,woody, stiffy ) what can i do its the vibration plus many other factor's that are out of my control your shitty advice would be appreciated whip it out... the shame will surly make you lose your boner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted December 4, 2012 Why have aliens not revealed themselves to the entire population of earth yet? They have, its just that we were all brainwashed afterwards so we cant recall it... We have a problem mission commander, the roaming orb has detected a washed earth entity that requires re-scanning . It seems this mr b caapi remembers the event103 brainwash scan , also, seems to possess the fake recollection of the wipe and wash phase. I told you we needed double the amplitude ...... "No no no that's shitty advice', you said, 'no no ,5million cycles per... is plenty' ,you said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema Posted December 4, 2012 hey, when i was younger i used to love looking at guys with boners on the bus, especially those who chose to wear tracksuit pants with no dacks underneath. But that's just me...not gay, but just a young horny prick. Today I doubt I'd be much offended. Not unlike the last time I went into the city to buy some shoes....I heard the girl complaining to her male colleague "he's not wearing any underpants" and I realised she's been gazing at may ballsack the whole time. So my question is: How do you get away with showing random women your genitals without fear of disgust or recompense? Is there a way to do it surreptitiously and possibly get good results? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted December 4, 2012 fraid not, we're not bonobos, you're gonna have to get a girlfriend. unless you can disguise it so they wouldn't know. but then that wouldn't be the same. is is really necessary to say on labelling that the ingredients of milk is milk, and the ingredients of sultanas is sultanas, honey is made of honey etc. etc. . people already know that . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foo Posted December 4, 2012 Mil made of milk? Are you sure you dont have a time machine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 4, 2012 Go to work ripped, you will be more relaxed and the night will go quicker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 4, 2012 hey, when i was younger i used to love looking at guys with boners on the bus, especially those who chose to wear tracksuit pants with no dacks underneath. But that's just me...not gay, but just a young horny prick. Today I doubt I'd be much offended. Not unlike the last time I went into the city to buy some shoes....I heard the girl complaining to her male colleague "he's not wearing any underpants" and I realised she's been gazing at may ballsack the whole time. So my question is: How do you get away with showing random women your genitals without fear of disgust or recompense? Is there a way to do it surreptitiously and possibly get good results? i normally just wear a kilt people find it hard not to look Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Uri Posted December 4, 2012 Teach kids how governments work by taking all their lollies off them and then telling them to F*ck Off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Distracted Posted December 5, 2012 Car tires don't actually need to be full of air, if you get a puncture just keep driving, it's fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 5, 2012 checking your cars oil levels is not necessary, its a never ending supply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 5, 2012 always make eye contact with the biggest burliest redneck whilst eating a bannana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted December 5, 2012 doesn't matter if the back brake on your pushy's F'd, can still use the front one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted December 5, 2012 pre-breakfast sesh is always a good idea, you'll still have a productive day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted December 5, 2012 if you see someone who looks like a bikie beating up a woman, be chivalrous and go and stick up for her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~shameless~ Posted December 5, 2012 I saw a bumper sticker that said "when all else fails, hug your teddy, im no t too sure if this is good advise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
