bogfrog Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) DCHIW someone is a bit rude and u let it get to you way more than it should. (But hey life's not that bad DCLIW you're angry and circumstances at work require that you must throw lots of glass bottles on to a concrete floor at the dump and you get to take great pleasure in smashing the shit out of all those bottles!) Edited January 13, 2014 by Ceres 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted January 13, 2014 I'm telling you man, women are where it's at...I don't understand what chicks see in dudes. We're big and clumsy-looking, covered in hair, often smelly and unkempt, and penises are just weird-looking. http://youtu.be/HQaoPHV9YvA?t=25s You might have to track down those lesbian recruiters you were talkin bout again. I'd definitely be gay if I was a woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted January 13, 2014 Haha thanks Gman.. I think you're onto something. Shame those lesbians are all in their 40's and 50's.. So I won't go giving them any big ideas But yeah. I certainly can't argue with the rest of your logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted January 16, 2014 DCHIW a housemate gets all self-righteous and acts like they do all the housework, when they really don't? I think we all feel a bit that way sometimes but the truth is everybody has their strong points and weak points. The guy complaining that he's the only one who cleans the bathroom (and by some illogical extension thinks he's the only one who does anything at all) is also the same guy who constantly trashes the kitchen, has never cleaned the microwave and doesn't even know how to change a bin liner, and used to just throw all his (unrinsed) recycling into a drawer until somebody noticed and bought a bin for it. Motivated reasoning strikes again *sigh* And I don't think I'm entirely expempt from that kind of hypocrisy either, or that anyone is...but at least I've learned to keep a lid on it the last couple years and to be more objective and understanding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted January 16, 2014 Dont you hate it when you wake up to find no milk. Jump in the car go up the shops only to have people look at you wierd. Then you realize you have a raging morning glory. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) ^ for real? lmao DCHIW you spray your favourite plants with garlic water to keep the grasshoppers at bay, except the garlic water is a few days old and has fermented a little bit. Even if one microscopic droplet of that shit blows onto you in the breeze, you smell strongly of week-old spaghetti. That's how ungodly potent that shit is. And to top it off, the grasshoppers don't seem to mind it all that much Edited January 18, 2014 by gtarman 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted January 18, 2014 Yeah was not my proudest moment of 2014. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted January 18, 2014 ^^Yeah, I Hate that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted January 18, 2014 Hawaiian baby wood - rose .. mourning glory bee milk ! It must suck to be a troll and no one bites Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yawning Man Posted January 18, 2014 Bigred, how could you not notice haha? You're not losing feeling down there are you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted January 18, 2014 Just so hung over , I even walked past a group of girls and they made a remark. It was like a half mast I felt like such a pervert, man i wish i had undies on. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted January 19, 2014 Can you stop these random crap posts as they degrade the threads 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mysubtleascention Posted January 19, 2014 novels of detection -shorts.. postdegrading pubic threads ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted January 19, 2014 I second that. It's starting to seem a little ridiculous/disrespectful. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted January 20, 2014 WOW. I think I just became the epitimy of stupid today. I don't think I even want to say DCHIW cause I hope that no one else has done this. But ok. DCHIW when you're at the supermarket and you fill up a pick n' mix bag with dried tropical fruit (starfruit in the mix!) then as you're walking around the store you start absent-mindedly swinging the bag of fruit around, then realise that you never shut the bag and you're throwing your lovely pick n' mix selections all over the floor of the supermarket 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted January 20, 2014 ^ HA! You would have looked like a crazy cat lady without a cat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted January 22, 2014 I picture Ceres as a sexy crazy cat lady LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted January 22, 2014 I picture her as this kind of crazy cat lady... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted January 22, 2014 (edited) That's her and I've seen her pic ^ Naww she's cute as a button I cannot lie!!! She could totally have me if she played her cards right hahaha (^not self piss-take for the unhumorised) Ermmm dchiw ur shopping at woolies in ur isle and u think no one is behind I in the isle and u do a really loud enjoyable fart and then realise there's a well dresse lady 3 metres behind u in shock Edited January 22, 2014 by incognito Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) novels of detection - shorts .. post degrading pubic threads ! Either they have taught a super intelligent ape to use a computer or your just a F wit . heres a song for you Na Na hey hey GOODBYE Edited January 23, 2014 by Bigred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) don't you hate it when you feed your plants with gogo juice and everything smells literally like poo forever and even washing you hands three times they still stink Edited January 26, 2014 by bot6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) dchiw you knock a full cup of coffee all over your somewhat pricey keyboard first thing in the morning, and then spend a significant amount of time pulling keys out, and moving everything from your desk so you can mop coffee off the desk, wall, and floor...all while your still half asleep and in need of a coffee. ETA: After draining the coffee out of the keyboard and then drying it, it is working fine, and I now how sparklingly clean keycaps again Edited January 28, 2014 by ballzac 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted January 31, 2014 Ahhhh fuckit, DCHIW when you're peacefully dreaming away, relishing the Saturday morning sleep in when your asshole of a neighbour decides to get out his ridiculously loud beast of lawnmower at an un-humanely early time for Saturday, so you begin your day swearing your ass off like a sailor and cursing the neighbour and his stupid noise-disturbance machine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted January 31, 2014 the people who do that, if you ask me, are perhaps one of the clearest indications that humanity is doomed. on a brighter note, this imo is exactly what water bombs were meant for.. if people are that daft & selfish, in the public interest i think we're obliged to teach them some manners. just don't get caught ;) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted January 31, 2014 Ahahahaa +1 paradox. Absolutely agreed. Time to stock up on waterbombs, the neighbourhood in general could really do with a bit of vigilante behavioural modification... Now..where did I leave my ninja suit? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
