alkatrope Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Just felt this needed to be posted here.. Sorry for the explicity.. Edited July 31, 2008 by teonanacatl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertmorpheus Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) I'm not sure who or what the greatest monster specimen is in all this, Alkatrope I worry about the non responsive viewers? Oh ok I know what happened, they cut n pasted then got sidetracked but'll get back to you about it in the morning after sleepytimes! Isn't that lovely?I'm glad it all worked out for the best VM Edited July 29, 2008 by Vertmorpheus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garbage Posted July 29, 2008 Government Health warning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindExpansion Posted July 30, 2008 Wow, i can see a gov't health campaign using that pic lol. 'Don't fuck with cactus, they only lead to pain!' That is a little funny...but pretty fucked. Oh and Alk...how did you happen across that pic? lol. Peace, Mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alkatrope Posted July 30, 2008 lol.. There's an rss feed that I check sometimes that is constantly being updated with new lol-pics and that happened to be there yesterday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted July 30, 2008 Poor thing probably doesnt want to go up in there... I mean who knows where she's been? On a slightly sicker note - is that handcuffs on the girl (ankles - cant see hands though)? I wonder how much she actually wanted the cactus up there? I wonder if some sick bugger has lead her into a very twisted situation just so he can post that pic on the net? Certainly doesnt look like the most consenting look on her face. I can only hope that she is sitting on that cactus for her own enjoyment (how/why, I dont quite know...), and that there's not some saddistic bastard with a gun/other potentially deadly form of pursuasion outside of the frame... You'd think she'd track down a scop if she was looking for some giggles Come on guys - not one TBM joke yet?? Shafting cacti has been discussed before, but I think the aim is to de-spine them first... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted July 30, 2008 what species is that, by the way? it looks alot like this one i found a while back. the spines have those ridges or barbs or something which make them seriously brutal & getting them out again is near imossible. yowch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 30, 2008 it is, of course, ms smith as soon as he recoered from his 'BIG-OP" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conan Troutman Posted July 30, 2008 had that pic on that back of the toilet door for years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark80 Posted July 30, 2008 porbably a fake, or they at least despined it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genesis Posted July 30, 2008 New rooting method? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! FTW! I swear, some people have SERIOUS fucking issues... Gen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindExpansion Posted July 30, 2008 New Rooting Method lol fuck i love that..funny stuff. No doubt they've de-spined it, @ Ace, im sure you know that there is more fucked up porn than that about on the net, some ppl would actually jack off to it cause they like girls being tortured and other such sick shit, but no doubt they do de spine it... well you'd hope anyway...anyway my point is that im sure she isn't in any danger, just involved in some sick porno shoot (Couldn't tell if you were kidding or expressing serious concern) Peace, Mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alkatrope Posted July 30, 2008 New rooting method? rofl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Posted July 30, 2008 @Mindexpansion - half serious. Seems like it has serious potential to be the result of a sick fantasty come true, but then again there are plenty of nutbags who would put themselves through some self-torture as a way to get themselves off. I'll just assume that it was her own adventure and that she is enjoying it @JD - well said! I knew there was a quality joke in there somewhere @Conan - you show the true markings of a cactus nut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MindExpansion Posted July 30, 2008 lol Ace I meant she was being paid for the pic to get off other sicko nutbags...such as conan (jokes jokes) who like pain porn. Peace, Mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teonanacatl Posted July 30, 2008 lol its been posted before, great pic :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertmorpheus Posted July 30, 2008 New rooting method, maybe... I was thinking finally, a solution to getting rare specimens into Australia without the unpleasantness of Customs and AQIS. So sCrime, when you heading back to straya, and how many those crested pachs do you think you could fit up your arse? On the other hand, it has that kinda Germanic vinyl-and-bumnuggets smut vibe about it, maybe take a trip to visit EG in the Fatherland...surely he could hook us up with the cactus cuts AND a couple dozen deranged looking masochists. "A masochist and a sadist are talking the masochist says "Whip me" the sadist thinks and says "No." VM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDanger Posted July 30, 2008 @JD - well said! I knew there was a quality joke in there somewhere Can't believe I got to it first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teonanacatl Posted July 31, 2008 Sorry guys I was happy to leave it if offended noone, but some people have complained, Im sure you understand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alkatrope Posted August 1, 2008 lol, wicked van stylezz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teotzlcoatl Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) Your moving it? or deleteing it? *edit*- Oh, you changed the pic to the Fonz, why not just move it and let the convo continue? Edited August 1, 2008 by Teotz' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
