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Torsten standing above me. Weeing all over me.

mmmm yeah

Jono

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Torsten standing above me. Weeing all over me.

mmmm yeah

Jono

you are funny... are you drunk?

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you are funny... are you drunk?

nope he's just horny!

Lol

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Fuck you motherfucker how come you didn't visit me!

I'm coming up north on Sunday you better still be where you are now.

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Fuck you motherfucker how come you didn't visit me!

I'm coming up north on Sunday you better still be where you are now.

Are you guys actually gay, or is it just a metrosexual horseplay thing?

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jonos alter ego i think but sexy none the less :blink:

illegalbrain are you a girl or do u just act like one?

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jonos alter ego i think but sexy none the less :blink:

illegalbrain are you a girl or do u just act like one?

Let's just say I'm in touch with my feminine side, and leave it at that... not like this bigoted fuckhead the other night who thought it was hilarious to repeatedly say "you are so gay!" because I was talking about hair dye. Yeah, like it's gay to talk about hair dye.

Nothing gay about that, is there?

Okay, I may also have mentioned sticking things up my arse, but I think it was the hair dye thing that really gave him the impression. And possibly the big girl's sunnies I was wearing... plus, I had boobs.

Now that I cut my hair, allow my clothes to be washed and shave occasionally, people act like I'm a big metro sex queen, when in fact I'm basically totally feral underneath it all... but I can't help it if I'm sexy in some kind of innate way, and I just wish everyone else would start accepting that and getting on with their lives.

No crested pachs for you if you keep teasing me though.

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hahahah CS penetrated Jonos mind hijacked it and left it for dead in sinas monkey cage

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Torsten standing above me. Weeing all over me.

mmmm yeah

Jono

u could psychoanalyse the shit out of that cs.

never, ever, i repeat, never leave ur sab accounbt logged in when cs comes to visit!

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u could psychoanalyse the shit out of that cs.

never, ever, i repeat, never leave ur sab accounbt logged in when cs comes to visit!

I SWEAR this advice has been given at least on one occasion before. I think people purposely leave their computer logged on for cs to weave his hillarious magic, and claim they had no idea later.

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ur sooooo onto it duder...

freaking emos :blink: :blink:

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I have this horrilble fantansy that ophra winfrey is urnatating on my face.

As a lesbion.

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roflmao devance!!! :lol: :lol:

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Sina and I should be in your area today Jono to wee on your face as much as you desire :) If you're lucky, Eli might have a tinkle to tickle your fancy as well :P

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Let's just say I'm in touch with my feminine side, and leave it at that...

If I had a feminine side I'd be touching it all the time.

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Sina and I should be in your area today Jono to wee on your face as much as you desire smile.gif If you're lucky, Eli might have a tinkle to tickle your fancy as well tongue.gif

LIARS!! :ana: :ana:

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Sina and I should be in your area today Jono to wee on your face as much as you desire smile.gif If you're lucky, Eli might have a tinkle to tickle your fancy as well tongue.gif

LIARS!! :ana: :ana:

Sorry Jono, Sina had to Rage Against the Machine and I got lost in Ariel's eyes for days, you know being the dirty old bugger I am :P Or was it that she found your phone and I got lost in all the pornographic images you had saved on it? :P I could have sworn there was one on there of a woman fucking two polar bears...

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ur weird mesq

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