Rum and Monkeys

I am done here, or I am going to get carried away :D

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying,"Fuck this," "Fuck that." The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us." "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest." Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Well tell him to get the fuck out and push!!!"

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? . . . . . . . . Because it raises their spirits!

How do you know when a moth farts? . . . . . . . . . It flies straight for three seconds.

That is all

Some of the shit you find when putting a minute or two into finding pictures....

I hereby volunteer my ability to annoy you in every thread you ever comment on, or create ;)

I have not been able to find Hamiltons on E-bay, do you have a link?

Can swap you a few TBM's for something interesting (cacti) if you like?

$75

Poopoo head.

Why the fluffin' hell abuse one of the most respectable members here?! Peoples arrr feerrrny. This is a lophophore sale thread, not pick the shit out of people thread. Nice plants mate

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