Evil Genius Posted February 11, 2010 Lets share some wisdom! I start: - Its a bad idea to unscrew the cooler of your car shortly after you drove. - Girls like you a lot more if you pretend to be gay! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FoleyLane Posted February 11, 2010 1) If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. 2) Expectations lead to disappointments. 3) First it was the gooks and now, its the geeks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 11, 2010 You cannot get shocked by pissing on an electric fence. (rural ones, the huge fuckoff prison ones....?) Anger is most often an expression of one's sense of self-importance. Milk plus HBWR seeds is unpleasant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted February 11, 2010 the only thing that never changes is the fact that everything always changes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reptyle Posted February 11, 2010 i know something that you don't know. and that is a very valuable thing to know. though if you shout me a drink...I'll tell you for free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiral Posted February 11, 2010 It's really fucking difficult to put a live octopus into a string bag... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted February 11, 2010 don't listen to people who tell you that the electric fence won't shock you. maybe they are right, but if you don't want to get shocked better to just leave the fence alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nabraxas Posted February 11, 2010 the only thing that never changes is the fact that everything always changes... the more everything changes the more it stays the same... the whole world is between your feet. The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. it is no more than 2 steps to the door of a friend; you are stopping with the first step. take one step outside yourself - the whole Path lasts no longer than a step. everything you know is wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bℓσωηG Posted February 11, 2010 If your personality were programmed to accept contradictions as natural, and if it did not react , you could not experience negative emotion or anguish... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiral Posted February 11, 2010 It's like trying to herd cats... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-YT- Posted February 11, 2010 sometimes the best option is not to be honest or tell the truth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naja naja Posted February 12, 2010 Just because your not paranoid, doesn't mean there not out to get you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 12, 2010 don't listen to people who tell you that the electric fence won't shock you. maybe they are right, but if you don't want to get shocked better to just leave the fence alone. hey man that piece of "wisdom' comes directly from experience. but yeah why piss on the fence when you can piss on the grass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted February 12, 2010 i reckon you didn't "cross the beams" during the precise moment when the shock was coming through, lots of electric fences only give one brief shock followed by a few moments of no shock. i see no reason that it wouldn't shock you. the question here really is not 'can you be shocked by pissing on an electric fence?', because nobody really needs to know the answer to that. the question is why did you piss on an electric fence, knowing it could give your pee-pee the shock of it's life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbbard Posted February 12, 2010 A quote, but wisdom none the less Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. ~Philip K. Dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shroomy Posted February 12, 2010 -Never try to keep up with the jones,s its better to drag them down to your level -a job well planned is a job half done -if you take the time it takes it will take you half the time -how long is a piece of string? twice the distance from the centre to one end -what if the hokey pokey is really what it is all about? -It takes a realy big dog to weigh a tonne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 12, 2010 most electric fences used in a rural setting have a electric charge every seven seconds or so. This combined with the the piss stream rarely being completely unbroken, (not just mine) provides for a safe chance to piss around with electricity. (very sorry for that) As to why did i do it: I really don't know, but i think if we had a rational reason for everything that we did we would cease to become human. And let us not disregard irrationality in man's action for without this I am sure that we would be without many interesting and pleasurable things/experiences. Cheese is great but what was the first person to eat mouldy milk thinking/ Alright that's one" justification for posting something stupid" Any other questions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J Smith Posted February 12, 2010 Don't be surprised that if you post responses while insane you may discover that said posts were not actually posted. (No seriously, did a mod delete my post in the NSW camping trip thread??) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted February 12, 2010 were you hoping it would shock you? :D nah ignore that. i'm wrecking the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 12, 2010 A quote, but wisdom none the less Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. ~Philip K. Dick good to see a fellow dickhead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watertrade Posted February 12, 2010 Don't be surprised that if you post responses while insane you may discover that said posts were not actually posted. (No seriously, did a mod delete my post in the NSW camping trip thread??) Not as far as I know - I think you were just mad ;) please post it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nabraxas Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) what if the hokey pokey is really what it is all about? if, as i always thought, the hokey pokey is all about sex, then yes it really is what it's all about. Nothing is true; Everything is permitted. . Edited February 12, 2010 by nabraxas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rahli Posted February 12, 2010 "Let me help you, for you shall surely drown" said the monkey to the fish as he put him safely in a tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slybacon Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) You cannot get shocked by pissing on an electric fence. (rural ones, the huge fuckoff prison ones....?) I have been shocked pissing on a cattle fence as a kid. No shoes , pissed on the fence got shocked and cryed like a girl, So my wisdom is - Don't piss on electric fences, even if a forum on the internet says its ok And dont worry about the first person to eat moldy milk. Definition of brave is the first one to down an oyster. Edited February 12, 2010 by Slybacon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted February 12, 2010 wisdom: the first person to eat mouldy milk was: hungry the first person to down an oyster was: hungry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
