Francois le Danque

(i'm still abstaining from voting because i can't help but think it's a trick; "oh no i'm not a narcissist, no way, i'm too good for that!")

they can already take the money from your bank account if you don't touch it for a couple of years...

The Original Boat Person

watch out for crazy old ladies...

I am considering going into business buying vapos and delivering them by bicycle in my local area. How much are you guys paying for your hardware? Do you think there is a big difference between cheap and expensive models? Do you think the former contain toxic materials? -Francesca Katsenjammer

Hi guys. In the vein of "i'm not a racist but.." and "i'm not a homophobe but..." comes I'M NOT A HIPSTER, but... The rules are simple. Let us in on a part of your life that many would consider the realm of hipsterdom and metchy/trendy poseurs, whilst maintaining that you are not a Fitzroy-dwelling latte sipper. Or maybe you are?. I'll start the ball rolling with some of mine. I'm not a hipster, but i do consider any video game console after the Nintendo 64 'new fangled and lame" (Similarly), I'm not a hipster, but i can finish the original Super Mario Brothers 5 minutes within the world record. I'm not a hipster, but my preferred modes of transport are razor scooter, old ladies' bicycle and tram. I also collect metcards. I'm not a hipster, but my favourite way to watch a movie is on VHS video tape. I'm not a hipster but i do have a dashing goatee. I'm not a hipster but i do wait until my shoes are unwearable before getting new ones. I'm not a hipster but i do make the best damn soy chai lattes around! SO do you lot harbour secret kale grow-ops, yarn-bomb by night or somehow enjoy the Smith Street Band? Get it off your chest amongst those you can trust: your fellow non-hip gardeners and plant aficionados. PS I'm not a hipster gardener but the only plants i grow are poisonous or psychoactive..

Shit that. Go FedEx! such strong points they make too. not surprising though really. If fedex is responsible for the contents of packages, does that make electricity and water companies culpable for people using their utilities to grow dope? ..ridiculous

....anyone hitting up the gardens? i'll only do it if you guys do!

I can't believe they criminalised khat in the UK...it's barely as strong as tea

Yeah america has millions of horror stories like that. Have you seen How to Make Money Selling Drugs? it's pretty good. uncovers lots of such despicable shit. but do you think this is the sort of thing getting people held in qeld?

When hitch hiking from nimbin to uki once, lysergised (bad idea...) i said to my friend "hey did you know Rainbow Country has the highest incidence of UFO sightings in Australia?" so we looked up. It is true.

So is it on tomozzle or what?

I think they meant "data", not "knowledge". Science needs to substantiate the former if the masses are to gain the latter.

I don't get it; what are they doing in there if they haven't been convicted of an offence? is it like, when you're waiting to go to court?

LOL meanwhile channel 9's Getaway program shows that bogan guy having ayahuasca in South America i wonder if he got permanent brain damage

nuff said...

Last night i had a dream where i was running around in interesting scenarios and adventures as usual, but then i somehow acquired this horrible parasite thing, like a big alien/crab/spider thing, like as big as a basketball, that lived inside my anus! TMI i know, but how do you think i felt? i had to get rid of the fucken thing. I did so somehow but then was super paranoid it would somehow come back, or had laid eggs in there. It was super scary and realistic. I think it was because just before i went to bed i read a post by a dude who drank creek water while baked and then had diarrhoea, and someone else said "go to the hospital, you might have a parasite". Also i had been walking by a creek all day. I'll try and have a less disgusting dream tonight. thunderhorse: what effects do you get from smoking heimia? i got some recently but am reluctant to make a tea due to many reports of painful hayfever-like symptoms.

me too! did you feed the money in and nothing happened? bastards..

Fair call rigs, i am just concerned about your health! you gotta have some spare time to yourself, you'll die! and don't get me wrong i did actually used to work 6 days a week, but one day was just at an ice cream shop so it was more like a day of neverending dessert...

um, don't work so much? why would you do that to yourself? even 5 days a week is abhorrent/slave labour as far as i'm concerned

Hey inco, my dad is an ambo and he seems alright. Very resilient fellow. Personally i live in absolute fear of the day i encounter a car accident or other serious situation with mangled people; i don't think i could handle it even once, let alone every day. Ambos are my heroes. As for suicides, i know another paramedic who has known ~30 others in the field personally who ended their own lives after struggling with PTSD and depression. Not trying to put you off, it's just ...i dunno why i'm telling you that actually . gotta be prepared for such realities i suppose. And be ready to seek and accept help if you need it. Finally, thank your lucky stars you don't live in Victoria! Ambos here get paid 15% less than all other states (including SA and WA, where the service is run by a charity). They also apparently have much heavier workloads! shameful government... Though i've never heard of bullying in Ambulance Victoria. PS. i just asked my dad if he had anything to add and he says to be wary of getting posted to some shithole for placement, which could be 1-3 years!

Hey ∂an, what are your thoughts about the identity of kykeon?

Hey dude! you can speak of integral experiences all you want, you're just not meant to mention the breaking of any laws which might have taken place! i love this emoticon though