Thelema Posted April 27, 2003 Guaranteed next-day delivery through cold storage transport. 5ml of embryology-clinic-certified viable human "pollen" in a nutritious plasma of semen. $25 @ vial. $100 @ turkey-baster.(30ml) [ 26. April 2003, 22:17: Message edited by: Thelema ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gomaos Posted April 27, 2003 You must have been collecting for quite a while, Thelema...anything sore yet? Let me know if it sells...I might take up that line as well... [ 27. April 2003, 11:10: Message edited by: gomaos ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darklight Posted April 28, 2003 Melissa Etheridge joke deleted... [ This message edited by Darklight 27 April 19.28 ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gomaos Posted April 29, 2003 Originally posted by Darklight: Melissa Etheridge joke deleted... spoilsport...come on, let's hear it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted April 29, 2003 im feeling a wee sick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plantsoma Posted April 29, 2003 Cartman from South Park may be after some 'semen', for his underwater sea-ciety. (-for any of you out there that may have seen SP on monday nite.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema Posted April 29, 2003 Oh, I forgot to mention another item on this catalogue: Fresh Administration: call-out fee + travel costs; ~5-10ml of human pollen delivered in vivo using my special lubricated tool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted April 30, 2003 im feeling a wee bit sicker.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shroomy Posted April 30, 2003 Dazd: (-for any of you out there that may have seen SP on monday nite.) Sucked it out of a hose eh mphhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted April 30, 2003 Hey Thelema. I know this guy in your town who is rather keen on the applicated delivery. what's your fee? Surely you don't discriminate against certain customers!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auxin Posted April 30, 2003 Does it come in more than one flavor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thelema Posted May 1, 2003 No Discrimination between the sex of the buyers.. However, male recipients of the in-vivo+call out fee option are requested to take an oral delivery rather than the traditional rectal one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
planthelper Posted May 4, 2003 dont, we have those wanker cabin sex live shows in oz? just collect from the floor with a turkey baster... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted May 4, 2003 Originally posted by Thelema: male recipients of the in-vivo+call out fee option are requested to take an oral delivery rather than the traditional rectal one. Why don't you just say you want a head job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted May 4, 2003 wouldnt the acidic compounds in the saliva kill the sperm??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mescalito Posted May 5, 2003 Sea man stains ......consider youreself DISCHARGED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted May 5, 2003 saliva is alkaline. it really only affects starch, not protein. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gomaos Posted May 5, 2003 .......still considering taking up this line as well...any sales yet thelema? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by Thelema: no sales yet ....but he is practising delivery anyway.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted May 6, 2003 lmao @ torstens comment...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peas-pipe Posted May 7, 2003 I know someone who frequents human pollen exchange programs held at various parks and public toilets at night time. Thelema, perhaps you could somehow hinder this free market to promote your business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
