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MERRY CRIMBO YOU DEGENERATE DRUG USERS


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It's so nice that you are thinking of everyone's...happiness stu, thanks mang.

 

Merry Christmas/Festivus/Holidays/Hanukkah/Solstice/ etc to all you stalwart contrarians and hyperspace tourists.

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  • 11 months later...

Lol... My eyes Stu, my eyes. Just had to look too hard at that avatar. Hope you get home ASAP.

 

Another year.... Yep still a degenerate, that ain't changing:wink: Merry Xmas you mofos.

 

Xmas is about kids for me, I'm a fckn grinch regardless.

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Who would have thought you could get PTSD from looking at an avatar. Thanks for that Stu.

 

Before I came clean with my kids and told them Santa was bullshit my oldest daughter was misbehaving in the lead up to Christmas. I told her Santa knows when you've been bad & if you keep it up you won't get any presents. She said you've said that before but he always comes anyway.

 

I snapped it & said well I'll stay up all night & drink the beer you leave out for him and when he gets here I'll king hit the cunt so he never comes back. She pulled her head in and behaved herself for about three days after that.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Sallubrious said:

Before I came clean with my kids and told them Santa was bullshit my oldest daughter was misbehaving in the lead up to Christmas. I told her Santa knows when you've been bad & if you keep it up you won't get any presents. She said you've said that before but he always comes anyway.

 

I snapped it & said well I'll stay up all night & drink the beer you leave out for him and when he gets here I'll king hit the cunt so he never comes back. She pulled her head in and behaved herself for about three days after that.

 

 

 

Lost my shit. So good.

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