Hey Fucko! Get your cock out of your sock pocket and put your rock into a jock socket

[Chemical Shaman]

because it's time to rocket.

I have been absent from the internet for approximately 3 months. If you have sent me email in the past 3 months and i have not replied it is because I didn't get it. my hushmail was shut down due to inactivity months ago so i have no access to any old emails. I also don't have anyones email addresses anymore. If you have sent me any email in the past 3 months and I have not replied, please re-send it because I didnt get it. If you sent me email more than 3 months ago and i still have not replied it's either because i don't like you or because your mum smells like cat pee or probably becuase i don't like you due to the fact that your mum smells like cat pee. If your mum smells like cat pee and I know about it (which i probably do) then don't email me. You can keep your cat pee fetish to yourself, i dont want to hear about it.

The following people need to email me post haste:

Darklight

Shroomy

Veronica

Adrian

Tom's Mum

and anyone that requires hardcore cyber sex.

I am starting a new life, beginning with the following email address

[email protected]

use it sparingly and remember only if your mum doesnt smell like cat pees.

Happy new year to everyone that spent it buried face deep in their livingroom carpet.

Also merry Fucking Christmas.

Also next time gimme more than 7hrs notice that there is going to be another ethnobotany conference. Stones throw farking.

yours nakedly

Chemical Eatmyshit

mung-Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.

[Auxin]

So is that why you were gone so long, you got caught performing mung?

Anyway, nice to see you back... the place wasnt the same without Ouchy the clown and eyeball licking porn.

[waterdragon]

chemical shamung, it's been too long.

[Gwydion]

With all due respect CS, my mum´s mung smells NOTHING LIKE CATS´ PISS!!!!

I insist that you immediately withdraw your filthy mouth from said matter, and apologise.

Failing that, I could introduce you to my collection of mung beans (after all, isn´t everyone on this forum, being hippies, a consumer of some form of mung?)

Good to see your back, you carpet muncher.

[gomaos]

I suppose you mean me as well,pharmaceutical shaman.

Since I wrote an email at the time which you didn't answer.

Your little sidekick mentioned it in a post.

(Cry)Bye Chemical...

It's been nice knowing you

(sob)

And I thought you were my friend

(more sob)

[Nobody loves me, it's true....]

Ps. My mother definitely doesn't smell like cat piss cos she's dead...

now I'm all alone in this hostile world andf lost another friend

(blinded by tears, have to stop writing)

[psycho0]

good to see you back here man!

[Darklight]

Dear Sir

Spiffing, just spiffing to see you back!

Warm regards

Darklight

[Torsten]

I think CS is overcompensating for his own mum's shortcomings

Some Freudian psychology should sort that out....

Does anyone know what happened to veronica?? I e-mailed her a while ago when she went all quiet on the forums and didn't get a reply. Considering the traumatic events just prior, I hope that she is OK. CS, if you make contact just find out how she is please.

[Darklight]

I tried to email Von last month and it bounced, hope she's OK

[DreamingNagual]

Hey ChemFuck

U Got ure Urine Stained,Cum Colored,

Pocket socked Puckered Arse down in my state Yet or not????

The Catholic girls are waiting......

Hey...Add water makes its own sauce.

MOJO.

[Guest mandragora]

Hello you, good to have you back, have missed your expressions, improves my dirty talk immeasurable.

[Guest Mesqualero]

Hi Chemical Gangbang whats the haps, now I have someone to tutor me in the ways of the cool people, and overcome my manchildness once and for all

[Guest VENDEJO]

...regression therapy

[shroomy]

Well well well its the second coming, good to see you back old chap your humor has been sorley missed; hope all is well with your world.

[Chemical Shaman]

Party People,

Veronica sends her love, she says that everything is ok and that everything is working out for her and thankyou for thinking about her.

[Darklight]

Originally posted by Chemical Shaman:

she says that everything is ok and that everything is working out for her

Ya can't just run off and leave like that, not here, ppl fret as you may have noticed

Glad she's OK

[Veronica]

Hi every one,

I am still around, you cant get rid of me that easy. Lol

Yes the bitch is back. Sorry I didn’t reply to anyone that emailed me. I just didn’t have access to a computer for ages, after I sold my house my computer and every thing went into storage and it had been so long they shut my email account down.

I didn’t really handle dad’s death well and I just had to get away from every thing. So I took of to Darwin for a few months and stayed with friends and then went to England and stayed with family there until new years but now I’m back and felling on top of the world. Lol

I bought a little house out in the country near Taralgon in the hills so I should be back online when I move in next month, my friends are just going to have to put up with me taking over there’s.

I am going to get stuck into my new garden and put all my time and energy into that, its going to be a big job, there is five acres of land to play around with I cant wait.

My brother was looking after my narrow leaf Catha Edulis and I was really worried that he would kill it, but to my surprise he didn’t, it had tripled in size since I last seen it. I lost my normal Khat to frost last year, but the narrow seem to handle the cooler climate really well. So I just had to try chewing the leaves again but I gave it a really good go this time. I started of with a small hand full of leaves and shouts and chewed for around half an hour.Then replaced them with fresh leaves and did the same for another half hour and repeated the process again. Not long after I started chewing the second lot of leaves I started to fell effects. I felt energetic almost like amphetamine just not quit as strong. I went to a friends place to catch up around 2 hours after we had drinks, I didn’t get any alcohol effects at all, very much like what happens if you are on amphetamines. I have tried it before and had effects but just not as strong as this time. I must say it is potent in large doses but a nice potent not over powering at all just nice and energetic, very imprested.

Anyway I have probably dribbled on enough, I hope every one is well and had a good new years.

Love you all,

Veronica

[Guest mandragora]

Hi Veronica good to hear you are back. And good that you are well now.

The narrowed leafed cath is also not as bitter as the other one and I had always a nice break at my garden job, was not making tired only nicely energetic.

[Veronica]

Hi Mandragora,

Its good to be back.

As that song goes u dont no what you have till it's gone. I tell ya you really miss this place when you carnt get online its all most adictive. lol

Torsten you now if you ever shut this site down, your going to have to start some kind of Methadon program to ween all of us off first?

But yeah the narrow has a sort of bitter sweet tast, alot better than the normal one. I dont no about the strength of the normal one up north but the narrow leaved one is a lot stronger and a lot better tasting down south.

[Guest mandragora]

Hi veronica,

a good hint to get away from this forum is: go in your new garden and work until you sweet like mad, and when you think on it, the same amount of work again. Helps.

Ahh I envy you 5 acres only for you, what will you do with them? And not rented, I want that toooooooooooooooooooooo.

And the red cath seem to have a better impact on me, but I can't have it so long in my mouth as the other one, so maybe there is the trick, the time howlong it is in the mouth?

[gomaos]

Hi Von, I'm happy your all right.

Mandragora, you're not alone in your envy...

good luck to you von

[Guest Mesqualero]

Welcome back veronica

[Veronica]

Originally posted by mandragora:

Ahh I envy you 5 acres only for you, what will you do with them? And not rented, I want that toooooooooooooooooooooo.

I'm not shore yet, the property was cleared along time ago and needs to be restored some what with native tree's and shrubs, so thats my first priority and then a hug garden around the house. The main thing it will be use for is peace and quit away from the rat race. lol

I will post some pics up as soon as i move in I cant wait.

Thanks gomaos & Mesq

I have missed our little chats on chilli, I hope your both well and have been keeping out of trouple.

[Sono]

Welcome back Veronica. >Acacia obtusifolias would look amazing in an Australian way in vast nice, neat rows on your 5 acres.

I've got plenty of seeds if u need em.

[Guest mandragora]

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Edited April 17, 2007 by mandragora