wert Posted January 29, 2016 What sort of cacti is it stu? It looks like it's snowing outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted January 30, 2016 no idea, perhaps it's an echinopsis? it's snowing because it's russia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted April 10, 2016 . One for the boys... I don't discriminate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted October 11, 2016 I'll not deign to speak on behalf of the other ladies here, but Wert, that dude boy does nothing for me :D (lol this thread will never die...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mysubtleascention Posted October 11, 2016 looking only - bolt gobble .. gulp moon around ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted October 11, 2016 i reckon this thread needs to evolve into home made amateur cactus porno from members, ill go first. Pics to come in the morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonUnitBotanica Posted October 12, 2016 bring your magnifying glasses peoples! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonUnitBotanica Posted October 13, 2016 I have a heads up that he will be taking this opportunity to advertise the new produce from his hobby farm goat enterprise https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32236139526.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32236139526&productSubject=Natural-Goat-Eye-Socket-Circles-Male-Delayaction-Ring-Female-Fun-Sex-Dolls-For-Stimulate-The-Female#! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mysubtleascention Posted October 13, 2016 softie - hardly .. in the middle of anticipation ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted October 20, 2016 On 11/10/2016 at 9:28 PM, El Presidente Hillbillios said: i reckon this thread needs to evolve into home made amateur cactus porno from members, ill go first. Pics to come in the morning Ono, still no pics. Has something gone terribly awry? Quote A grisly scene greeted paramedics in Sydney's west this morning... ...it is unclear what the man was trying to do, but responders believe he may have fallen from a ladder, impaling himself on a large cactus. "We were unsure at first why he was wearing no pants at the time, but after talking to neighbours it appears he ran some kind of one-man nudist colony out here, so that is probably unrelated to this er ...terrible accident" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted October 20, 2016 Hahah thats old news, i healed since then. to be honest i posted that while drunk and hadnt considered how hard it is to take a tastefull nude selfie, a full porno one is easy, but no one deserves to see that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevyn Posted October 25, 2016 Fascinating read. While I have never had sex with a cactus (nor do I judge those that have) but I do confess, from time to time, of dumping my junk into a jar of angry bees. It really increases the sensitivity, and the girth... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted October 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Trevyn said: Fascinating read. While I have never had sex with a cactus (nor do I judge those that have) but I do confess, from time to time, of dumping my junk into a jar of angry bees. It really increases the sensitivity, and the girth... Lumpy for her (or his, no discrimination here) pleasure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted October 29, 2016 When did this thread become all artsy & tasteful? Cactus Porn thread, you've forgotten your roots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted October 29, 2016 another super high brow artsy kind of post http://www.heavy-r.com/video/127309/Fucking_A_Cactus/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonUnitBotanica Posted November 7, 2016 Remember hillbilly we where talking about this, the Internet beat us to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted November 7, 2016 the internet didnt beat us too it, thats you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sagiXsagi Posted November 7, 2016 lol, still an awesome thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DualWieldRake Posted October 23, 2017 @mysubtleascention wheres the money shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obtuse Posted October 24, 2017 not to throw the thread in another direction, but my thing is women and brugmansias... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted October 24, 2017 do you think they'll allow a brug porn thread and an orchid porn thread (my vote) as well as this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites