Evil Genius Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Hi Guys, i just found proof for the rule "If it exists, theres porn of it!" True cactus porn. Very funny. Its a pic of some guy shoving up a cactus in his ass. And not one of the ones with the small spines. But i feel like this is not the right forum for something pornographic like that. So i thought i´d ask first what yo think! And im not sure if that´s even ok with the rules? Passive and T, what do you think? Wanna see the assraping cactus? bye Eg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santiago Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 why the fuck would somebody do that, heard of the ol prison felon sticking a pvc pipe up the plebs anus and inserting barbed wire, then pulling the pvc out to leave the barbed wire stuck in the bum whilst the other felons twist and turn it forcefully but i think this takes cactus love a little to far........if thats possible here at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teotzlcoatl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'd rather not see it... but that is just me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weedRampage Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 here's one for you eg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
culebra22 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 That takes being a cactophile to a new level. ... the description is enuff for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 i accidentally clicked NO, cause i thought the question was Have you seen the picture? not, do you want to? i don't particularly want to see it, would never have given it a thought, but now you've mentioned it, we know it exists, you can't not show us now, thats against the rules lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I definitely do not want to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiral Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Mmmmmm...after very long deliberation, some mind imagery and then some physical bum squeezing from the imagery...I have to say no, but if it was a chick and the cactus was a shiny spineless scop or TBM then bring it on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bℓσωηG Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 also would rather see chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogdog Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 jeebus, lets do this thing..post a link, or add a Not Safe For Work tag (*NSFW*). Never in my life have I wondered about anybody putting a cactus in there ass, but I am intriuged now..bring it on ^^ like above, better to see a chick, but I'm expecting a goatse like ass-sock wrapped around a cacti, and I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight until I see this great thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 but if it was a chick and the cactus was a shiny spineless scop or TBM then bring it on... Agreed. blowng, she does NOT look like she's enjoying that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogdog Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Agreed.blowng, she does NOT look like she's enjoying that... meh..she got paid (or not)..who cares, I've fapped four times already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bℓσωηG Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 yeah she needs some lube lol, can anyone ID that cactus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~shameless~ Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 hahahaha , yeah i wanna see it!!!! I'll watch anything as long as it has something to do with cacti. EVEN GOLF thats right i actually watched like 3 hours of PGA masters or someshit last year when they had it at texas , southern cali or somewhere like that!!! its was the most amazing golf course, absolutely natural looking , ( it looked like a national park or close too one ) was littered with 10 meter mature Suguaro or Pachycereus growingit was fucking out of this world, golf in a real desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogdog Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 thats nice an all, but I've got chronic cockburn, smashing it in anticipation......goddammit EG..put the ferkin pic up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutant Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I wanna see it .... it cannot be much worse than santiagos bold description of some funky prison technique What the fuck was that santiago????!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENtiTY Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I never knew a cactus had a but hole Where is it? I'll go check my cacti right now Not sure if I wana see a man but fucking a poor cactus though no matter who's given and whose recievin @ Blowing's pic. Man! An I thought I had a soft spot for cacti. Looks like that chic has a softer spot for them than me! Holy glochid infested vagina Batman! She's gonna need a bucket of magnoplasm after that orgasm! YOWCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 it cannot be much worse than santiagos bold description of some funky prison technique tongue.gif What the fuck was that santiago????!?!?!? You've never heard that one before mutant? Apparently they do in to paedophiles in prisons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogdog Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 EG is a pricktease..I am very disappointed that a respected member of the community would get my hopes up and not deliver..for shame EG..for shame [edit to add] I'm sure all you cockblockers who voted no are stoked tony abbott is an option to vote for..welcome to the 1950's I am surprised so many people voted no. if it is a joke vote, to keep the tally 50/50 fair enough, but otherwise, just let the people see what they want to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogdog Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Fork, you all got me so upset I had to kick the shit out of my dog. Y'all happy now, if I had some entheo-viagra, I could skull fuck some sense into you, but no, now my dog has to suffer..poor little thing is bleeding from her ears. Show the pics Eg ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripsis Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I'm sure all you cockblockers who voted no are stoked tony abbott is an option to vote for Fork, you all got me so upset I had to kick the shit out of my dog. Y'all happy now, if I had some entheo-viagra, I could skull fuck some sense into you, but no, now my dog has to suffer..poor little thing is bleeding from her ears. You're a fucktard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Genius Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Ok guys, assraping cactus reporting in!... Not sure how to disable the preview so im just putting it out there.... Not safe for work Can someone please ID it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bℓσωηG Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 hahahahahahahaha ...it is a nice cactus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENtiTY Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I'm pretty sure I've seen a cactus that looks just like that in pics of YOUR collection Eg As for species, TBM - Penis Cacti? Photo... thats nasty man! Why anyone would want to cram anything up their exit is so different from my sense of acceptable personal behaviour that I find that picture offensive. Each to his, or her, own though I guess. But a cactus?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momomoto Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 poor lil cactus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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