How can I become a Doctor?

[Genesis]

Hey guys. I want to become a Doctor... Not one of them crap ones that go to Uni for 4 billion years then get a bit of paper and go work in a clinic. I want to buy the title and put it on my licence then introduce my self as a Doctor. The cool kind.

I have heard of people doing this before, back in the day. Writing off to seedy Mexican Uni's and getting an honourable Dr. title. Any ideas? Is this legal?

I know you can buy Royal titles like Baron, Duke, Sir etc. but they are pompus, I just want to be a Doctor

I did a google search and found a MEGA seedy site that I wont touch with a 7 foot pole.

Cheers for any help lads,

Gen

[Plantsoma]

LMFAO

Sorry, i can't help though. Man that post is piss funny!

[Chiral]

Yeah me too that sounds like a cool......oh come on I'm laughin my head of sooo much..what a riot..you funny fucker ...clap clap clap..

H.

[reshroomED]

FWIW it was legal (approx 20yrs ago - can't say if things have changed) to change your name by deed-poll to "Professor xxxx", "Doctor xxxx", "General xxxx" etc as long as you didn't use such 'title' to practise the said profession. At the time it was actually legal to do so without formally changing your name, as long as you were generally known by that name it was a legal moniker.

This was a tactic often used by scam-artists back before electronics became their major media.

ed

[planthelper]

you can get a honory doctor title from a university if they think you deserve it, for example if you find a cure for something, or manage to explain something for the first time.

thats the only legal way to get a doctor or any other title without having had to study at uni,

but obviously you have to be quite extrodinary to achive this.

[Evil Genius]

You can become a prince! Just let yourself being adopted from Tsa Tsa Gabors german husband Frederic von Anhalt! He regularly adopts people for money! If you want to become a doctor, you should try it in countries like croatia to buy the title! But it might still be too expensive for a normal earning guy!

Edited November 15, 2008 by Evil Genius

[incognito]

if i ever wanted a poncy title i would like my name to end with 'esquire'.

sounds cool.

what is an esquire anyhow?

my dad used to introduce himself to people as esquire when he was drunk.

he, nor the people would have any idea what he meant.

sounds great but.

the wiggles have been given a doctorate of childhood education from a melb uni i know that.

Edited November 15, 2008 by incognito

[faustus]

why be a doctor, when you can be a reverend?

http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination

[Yawning Man]

Genesis = Mother Shabubu

[chilli]

Didn't Amulte become a reverend over the internet a while ago.

You know Genesis, you could study for a PhD in almost any field that interests you, thus becoming a doctor.

Now, how can I become a knight?

[Evil Genius]

Hey Sublime! How about becoming a Jedi Knight?

http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/jedikn...cate-p-237.html

[nabraxas]

what is an esquire anyhow?

Esquire (abbreviated Esq.) is a term of British origin, originally used to denote social status....

Ultimately deriving from the medieval squires who assisted knights, the term came to be used automatically by men of gentle birth. The social rank of Esquire is that above gentleman. More specifically, though, a distinction was made between men of the upper and lower gentry, who were "esquires" and "gentlemen"...

Many people in the United Kingdom no longer perceive any distinction between "Mr" and "Esquire" at all and so, for practical purposes and in everyday usage, there is no such distinction...

Regardless of to whom it is applied, the term "Esq." should not be used when talking about oneself, or in directly addressing somebody else. The abbreviation is never to be put on one's own name—as on a business card or stationery—nor should it be used with any other title, such as Mr. or Ms.

^ So no luck calling yourself esquire.

[Ace]

^ So no luck calling yourself esquire.

Dont let that stop you Incog

LMAO at this whole thread

[AndyAmine.]

Yeah Amulte was ordained into the Universal life church http://www.ulc.net/ (tripper)

He can now marry and baptise people etc... scary huh.. hehehe.

When I lived in India I was living with some Muslim royalty (somewhat defunct) and through them I was offered many places to study medicine, law etc, and was also offered the opportunity to skip the whole thing and just buy the titles, from memory I believe a Dr's title was at the AU$250 mark.

Only problems there was that A) I was 16yo (lol) and you have to resit the exams when you come back to Australia.

If anyone wants to do it, pay for our flights and Ill get it done for you.. hahaha.

[Genesis]

Lol, I don't know why people find this funny... I am deadly serious... :D

http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/drofme...sics-p-116.html

Could the short search finally be over? A Dr. of Metaphysics! Not only does that sound cool but it IS cool.

So if these guys issue me with a degree in metaphysics I can legally change my title to Dr.?

Cheers for all the help lads

Gen

[Ace]

I don't know why people find this funny...

I think it's just the utter absurdity (or for those of us in the 'hip' Y Gen, 'randomness') of the thread topic

On a slight side note, any idea what 'A.C.E.' stands for in regard to titles in film credits? Always wondered but have never been able to work it out (google and wiki didnt help ages ago when I first tried). Probably something really lame I bet

[Chiral]

A.C.E. = American Cinema Editors

Founded in 1950, American Cinema Editors (ACE) is an honorary society of film editors that are voted in based on the qualities of professional achievements, their education of others, and their dedication to editing itself. The society is not to be confused with an industry union, such as the I.A.T.S.E. (specifically the Motion Picture Editors Guild (MPEG)) of which an editor might belong.

oh and you need to PM me ace for your prize..

H.

[devance]

Get a false one for a proctologist, you will be well paid for inspecting assholes and not have to do any medical procedures and just call for many tests on the unfortunate butt hole if it looks bad, which normally done done anyway.

So you can do no harm but good.

[Genesis]

Get a false one for a proctologist, you will be well paid for inspecting assholes and not have to do any medical procedures and just call for many tests on the unfortunate butt hole if it looks bad, which normally done done anyway.

So you can do no harm but good.

HAHAHAH! Thats fucking genius... Sick, but genius... I didn't originally intend to be elbow deep in arse hole but I can see the up side. I might give it a burl

Gen

[mark80]

if you buy a medicial degree from india you can call yousrelf doctor in australia. As long as you have the secrtificate that calls you doctor you can legally call yourself a docotr. However if you wish to practice medicine than you have to sit the exams. They can take away your irght to practice but you will always be a docotr. For instance when medicial students finsh there degree they are doctors but they are not able to practice becuas ethey are not accerdited to became accreidted they must do there intern year. In austrlia MBBS is used. medicine bachelar bachelor of surgery but how many medicial students are surgeons?

[Chiral]

HAHAHAH! Thats fucking genius... Sick, but genius... I didn't originally intend to be elbow deep in arse hole but I can see the up side. I might give it a burl

Gen

"THE ASSMAN"

H.

[devance]

I think I should quite while I ahead on jokes.

But really, every one has a asshole which why toliet paper is neccesary.

From a alien that crash landed viewpoint, whats going on with the face which chews dead tissue and can bite.

Issues strange sound noises, two binocular optical organs swivel around [eyes].

And the females suck on the male sexual organ with the teeth/crusher used in dead matter [food] ingestion.

The two nasal breathing frequently expel mucus and the eyes.

So its all relative to the context.

Assholes and vaginas are a urid taboo, while the face has alot of complex stuff that would be revolting to a alien, but attractive to us.

[devance]

double post

Edited November 18, 2008 by devance

[devance]

http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/160158...ning_to_retire/

'A survey of physicians in the United States showed that almost half of doctors plan to reduce their workload or quit altogether, while 60 percent of general practice physicians said they would never recommend medicine as a career.

The Physicians’ Foundation sent surveys to 270, primary care doctors and 50,000 practicing specialists.

The 12,000 answers are considered representative of doctors as a whole, the group said, with a margin of error of about 1 percent. It found that 78 percent of those who answered believe there is a shortage of primary care doctors.

Seventy six percent of physicians said they are working at "full capacity" or "overextended and overworked".

The findings support the assumption that not enough internal medicine or family practice doctors are trained or practicing in the United States, although there are plenty of specialist physicians.

"The whole thing has spun out of control. I plan to retire early even though I still love seeing patients. The process has just become too burdensome," one doctor told The Physicians’ Foundation.

Doctor's groups are lobbying for action to reduce their workload'

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The U.S.Markets is hotdog place for proctologists.

And can't do any actual harm with a false M.D. license as nothing but tests are ordered after inspection of the the actual patient's asshole.

A great false identity, if one was up to it. I am not up to it, but as a imaginary back up its comforting to contemplate if a false identity was needed.

[mark80]

And the females suck on the male sexual organ with the teeth/crusher used in dead matter [food] ingestion.

What girls ACTUALLy do that? I only thought that was in porn?