transDiMenTional Posted September 16, 2006 Yay i found jesus! now i can finally start living a fruitful life! thanks T i am forever in debt to u! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pagan Posted September 16, 2006 Didn't know he was missing !! Will give you a yell if i see him !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_e_ Posted September 17, 2006 I found jesus on a massive dose of lsd... he's a bit of a scary bugger at times, a little too intense with the whole messiah complex thing... but generally a warm and compassionate guy also, on a weird tangent, my biological fathers name is Wally... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agamemnon Posted September 17, 2006 Is his middle name Wally? If it is where is he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo^ Posted September 17, 2006 Amusing page, but from my experience, you dont find Jesus, Jesus finds you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tripitaka Posted September 17, 2006 Isn't there some type of antiseptic cream you can use if you find Jesus? Alternatively I imagine that cryotherapy would be an effective treatment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pagan Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) mmmm Edited September 25, 2006 by Pagan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted September 18, 2006 Supposedly Jesus got taken out. By a enemy, Lucifer. And Lucifer will divide and conquer. Something different than the Sung, Art of War manual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndigoNative Posted September 20, 2006 A little in doubt there for a while but thank God there he was. Now just hope the Pro active Creationist Literal Christians dont commit terrorist acts upon you for posting this torsten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
transDiMenTional Posted September 20, 2006 JJ Hope you didn't take offense from my silly comments , that was not my intention. My apologies if you did. LOL what?? me?? haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted September 21, 2006 http://www.livescience.com/forcesofnature/...lack_holes.html 'Scientists could generate a black hole as often as every second when the world's most powerful particle accelerator comes online in 2007. 'This potential "black hole factory" has raised fears that a stray black hole could devour our planet whole. The Lifeboat Foundation, a nonprofit organization devoted to safeguarding humanity from what it considers threats to our existence, has stated that artificial black holes could "threaten all life on Earth" and so it proposes to set up "self-sustaining colonies elsewhere." But the chance of planetary annihilation by this means "is totally miniscule," experimental physicist Greg Landsberg at Brown University in Providence, R.I., told LiveScience.' If Jesus and Satan not your thing for worry theres other stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
transDiMenTional Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) If Jesus and Satan not your thing for worry theres other stuff. hahhaa thanks for that devance! lol Edited September 21, 2006 by Jeffery Jones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pagan Posted September 25, 2006 baaaaaaahhh No sheeps arses around here !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted September 26, 2006 I really respect Tort. Smarter, more active etc. than I ever going to be, Same as I had been in the Uni. I found out it was different. A very painful experinces. 15 years on counting. Just trying and I am sure failing. But the Christian experiensce is not the same as the primitive guilt thing as is commonly proposed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greeny Posted September 26, 2006 (edited) Amusing page, but from my experience, you dont find Jesus, Jesus finds you Next time you see jesus can you tell him I don't wish to be found on weekend mornings. Please understand I classify everything up to 5pm morning on the weekends. Edited September 26, 2006 by Greeny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tripitaka Posted September 26, 2006 And tell him he owes his Indian Hash dealer for the deal he spotted him for his trip back home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted September 28, 2006 Some people find Jesus and Lucifer at the same time. And some seperately.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- For some a military or otherwise, distrust generating experience of what should be the natural order of technological and social advancement. Still order is necessary because in chaos the weak die first and alot of people have family they don't want exposed to running for their lives after a nuclear attack. The technology is evolving but by now I would expect everyone to be in hover cars and traveling along elevated high speed monorails. Above old forests left in their primeval beauty.. Distrust of government is well merited but nobody can just throw up their hand a retreat into the ranch of solitude and expect that to last very long. As Socretes said, not ingauging in politics is leaving the decisions to the others.. If not well informed a good thing. Always can be as use as garbage collectors or perhaps a soldier or your offspring[get or spawn] which especially occurs with no educational opportunitys. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- For others a more direct experience can occur. Which would direct sudden contact with both. Lucifer would get the first wack in with devestating results and eventually Jesus would communicate the actual situation. A unusual situation. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- But studying Revelations is quite useful for predicting the outcome in the middleast. A life crisis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
