^^^lol, But on a serious note, if society collapsed the USA would probably be one of the worst places in the world a person could possibly be.
I mean, it's not the millions of Americans who have been imprisoned for many years by there own government for completely benign reasons and are now just waiting for any opportunity for vengeance against society that I'd be worried about. It's not all the gangs who have the fire power and man power to rule the streets in a collapsed society that worry me either.
It's those Christian right wing extremists that will make the united states of america the most dangerous place on earth to be in a collapsed society. It's actually illegal for the US federal government to regulate the weapons that get sold in America, so in reality no one has any idea how much guns americans even own. Some of those sick psychotic christian extremists who have more money than sense, probably have there nuclear proof bomb shelters, completely packed with enough weapons to initiate there little holy war. They'll end up walking the streets shooting anyone that doesn't think, talk, act or look like they do.
Peace