Write a rap

[incognito]

Excuse me mute? What was that? It's hard to decipher your kind of rap?This Broken English sounds so tarded, like a turd just up and farted,But please go on and have some fun, reads like A battle with Kim Jong-un ;)

But no worries were all hicks, I'm all for us

Comparing dicks, here in Aus- strong dollar, re-la-tive peace,

Would love to say that much for Greece ;)

Edited June 7, 2013 by incognito

[mud]

Phat hams will hump, over all manner of bump. Whether honey baked Sam,
or Sammety's slovenly funk.
With psychic six shots: you can float above fools and punks..
and part solid tides of the minds ride to the beat of Earth.. and Psy.. with Trunk:
and Trees
and CHUNK!
This is sow eye magin' bush beats flavoured with a little hiphop Skunk!

Psychedelic sounds meets sights with lights, in your minds eye-whether smooth or rough.

Don't know if you can read this muck- or if i've just word-saladed like Seuss in a cup.
Ready for sao's and stuff..
for if the losers of this hip-hop battle dare, were made to eat their own spunk.
(and as if I'll care)
There!
A dirty rhyme I've coughed up just for you-
(hair)
Ball.
(Ahem).
*Snore.
That's me out for this round,
just thought i'd rhyme in and prepare y'all.

peace and mud

Edited June 7, 2013 by mud

[incognito]

~off I go to the back of the row

I never realised that the boys where all show <___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_sad.png

I was pretty happy to just sit and observe

But it now appears that I've hit a raw nerve

I can't help myself when I get called out,

Now on their lips red and mute they wear a pout

This always happens, I can't be fake

No longer play with boys who can give, but not take!

I'm sorry it appears that you two boys I just beat,

But you signed your own demise when you asked to bring the heat ;)

Edited June 8, 2013 by incognito

[mud]

Amidst the noise, I false flag 'orchestral'. In the confusion dark Sabbers fall like Darth Maul.
thinking they're all that n then some, taking saber stabs up the bum till they're minds cum.
Don't know if u call that fun.
But it'd make me quickly run
back to my Alexandria of jokes and puns. Where my words tilt through linear time to the sound of nun's.
Turning tricks on the devils gun.
But keep on chewing that gum. Ask, 'Wuh?' while u thin of some.
King.
Whether smart or dumb- (I'll win)
Mute or blind. (without sin) Think I wrote this rhyme? (bin) Nah, I'll just let forth some sublime mind to make it numb.
And dull the chun.
Der!
Can u match this beat,
Ner'
D'light this rhyme fur!!!,
it's the side I like to Err
on.
So u better slurp that bong- cos i've got grand scale symphonies to proceed this rant
while the others stop and pant. And polish their dong.
I've got no need for chance. Destinies laid down this kill.
The illest Jedi to ever fit the bill. (laden)
Wrong?
I don't care.. 'One' writes the music and the song. Actors, stage and more
while this cosmic drama
I couple, with perfect score.

(Gong!!!...)

Is Red gonna Simon, or says with fez? I'm expecting 10, cos he must've already thrown down his best?
I''ll be over here as this hill, while you climb with zest-
to try and catch the mud golemn atop the castle;
with his Gorilla chest.

Now, concering a wait with no resistance- I think i'll rest.

: )

Edited June 8, 2013 by mud

[mud]

Corss hatching the abstracts
can't lose when you've got no facts
I like to pull Rabbits out of hats
with no fixed signal to bareback.

Can't wait till this thread turns viral
and Sabbers unleash a plant based spiral
upon the muggles who legislate tidal
waves of spirit opression:
lets make it final!

[Jonny Deformed]

 

[incognito]

That was awesome- can anyone link the "there's a cricket in my house" song that gets played on jjj? Rap can be so much fun <___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png

[Jonny Deformed]

Uhh
I got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's
Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the shits never end
You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
HAH, that's how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread
Lil' Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give emcees the runs drippin;
when I throw my clip in the A.K., I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flows remarkable
Peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniff the llello
That's crazy blunts, mad L's
My voice excels from the avenue to jailcells
Oh my God I'm droppin shit like a pigeon
I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening
So you better grab your pistol
cause if you sit still, I'm gonna make your fuckin shit spill
And I'm talkin bout buckets, why did I have to do it?
Sadat said fuck it, you got a gun, nigga bust it
Cause I got mo' shots to pop-ya
Big Pop-pa, breakin you off somethin proper
Signin off is the hardcore rap singer
a.k.a. crack slinger, bring it anytime nigga

Come on motherfuckers, come on
Come on motherfuckers, come on
Come on motherfuckers, come on
Come on motherfuckers, come on

[mutant]

inco, its cool you realised the boys are all show - oh!

cause I was thinking , y'know, that the show must go on!

give us a break or better go to blue mountains

to find some subs or stick your ass in the snow

and when you fart it will be farting brown fountains

higher altitudes , what's with all the attitudes?

were I live I need 20 minutes from see shore

to a 1800 meters berg we got it all , yo

so whats the thing about strong dollar

no need to teach me how to be a bogan

i'am bogan at heart , and I hit like a cobra

electro noise rap freek, but in the heart a rock'N' roller

so where the fuck is the show is going ?

with two sagi's playing along it can never be boring

you said something about ozzies and greeks and rest paraphernalia

ozzies pay me so that they smuggle my lophos is australia

===

NON RAP propositions

hey all you think you would like to record your raps along with other SABBERS in a kong track with many feat's speak up.

Or am I the only one to find this a great idea?

I have a couple beats I was thinking, and I got an awesome beat from a casio keyboard I was wanting to use.

What a think?

sabry? bigred? inco? mud? johnny?

should we propose a general theme

let me record the beat and let you listen

[mutant]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6074540/2012%20extra/two-candidate-beats.mp3

hope you can hear this

a short recording from microphone so this is not the real quality of the sample, which is anyways grainy and digital, probably only 8 bit

cause its one cheapy ass casio where its coming from

anyways, its 2 beats , I strongly prefer the first one, but I put another cool, more funky one...

oh I added the FILL-in button for the first one, cool for a change

no need we should choose these ones, but I really think the 1st one is awesome, and coming from a popular casio hardware, it should make quite a few people feel something when they hear it

come on come on

lets create something collective.

its more easy than drawing something collectively through electronic programs and photo editing.

audio mixing is more easy

Edited June 9, 2013 by mutant

[incognito]

Yeah man I'd have a go, I'm not a rapper or either a rap writer I've just read enough dr Seuss books to my lil girl to be able to slap a rhyming word at the end of a short sentence lol

But sure I have no idea how I would go about it you would have to spell out how to do everything very clearly in a way that a tard like me would understand.

[incognito]

^ not a rap lol

[Bigred]

Just remember what says in the battle,Stays in the battle .So no going off all pissed off because you got

burnt . Remember this is all in good fun

As for starting a record label yeah im down everything is virtual . So why not have

a virtual rap group.

Plus its about music as well not just a bunch of crude lyrics you have to have the soul

[Bigred]

 

+ 1 million dude lmfao that is so my ring tone

[incognito]

How does one make that their ringtone on a iPhone 4? How mint is it??

[incognito]

Johny what is the name of that ? I'd like to share it with my nephew. I will post a rap he did at his brothers 21st soon with his permission. He was absolutely amazing. Looks and sounds like a white skinned, blue eyed blonde haired biggee smalls. He has alot of talent and a vivid imagination- I think he has ALOT of potential. That 14 yr old kid has seen and experienced more than most 60 yr olds. I'm quite taken with my lil neph' "fruba" I have seen him "sing" the most amazing dubstep on shrooms as well.

If a known performer

Could tutor, take him under his wing I think he could go all the way. He's a beautifully hearted kid, has more personality in his little finger than most people have in their whole body's, an is so sharp and witty with more life experience than ALOT of people I know. Here's to you mc a-rab.(his rap name lol) ill see what I can do about posting some vids up. "Power of energy" his dubstep "song" is a must see. He literally had 15 trippers thinking he was the bee all and end all of the universe. Fuken love that kid <___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png <___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png he IS psychedelics <___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png

Edited June 10, 2013 by incognito

[sethomopod]

Well I think up a plan,and I pick up a can,

then hit a big, pink pick up van

with a tag on every panel,

creating eyesores and hated by the public,

But if you could draw what I draw, and paint it, you'd love it

But fuck it, they're sposed to make the grade,

So they shrug it off and concentrate on gettin paid and laid.

But when the truck gets sprayed,

I get the fuck away,

What you see is what you say,

My M. O. SLAY!

And you wish you could,

swing your fists in my hood,

but you couldn't beat me cos I beef so good

And besides, you don't even know my name,

If I walked past you and said "Hi", you'd probably wave,

After dark I operate with precision reflexes,

I'm driven by perplexing intense dream projections,

through my senses,

Transcending into excellence reflected in a sentence in a effort for the essence,

My intelligence stretches past the best french sketches,

Lecturers bet my guesses cos they're checking the freshest,

I'm better than devilled eggs and pepper for breakfast,

The message intended,

You're never gonna get this.

I'm deeper than the hole from which you crawled out,

To even the score now, no more holding out,

When you all have settled down and sold out,

I'll still be puttin up and gettin down and spittin sounds from my mouth!

Not my rap, but I wrote the music for it...

Edited June 10, 2013 by sethomopod

[mutant]

inco

depends on your computer

I am still using an -ancient for todays standards- AMD athlon 3200 from say 15 years ago? I got it with Windows XP

Anywayz, I recommend using Adobe Audition, its a pretty basic and oldskool mixer, where its very easy to mix two-3 channels together.

I am actually using one of the old versions of Audition (which is actually coming directly from legendary Cooledit (Adobe bought it) casue the newer versions were running very slow.

PM me

Hey you liked the beat? You in?

Should I record a 7 min track with it?

WHO PARTICIPATES?

inco says yes if you guide him, bigred is also in

WHO else?

(hey I am rapping in greek , yo, the english accent is lousy and funny, lol)

in what order we rap ?

(I dont care about having a verse, I like the wu-tang style, each rapper does his style in the same beat)

please make suggestions!

[Bigred]

Come on motherfuckers sabers, come on
Come on motherfuckers sabers, come on
Come on motherfuckers sabers, come on
Come on motherfuckers sabers, come on

Uhh

I got the ill styles causing others mc's dread

From a baptism of fire was born Bigred

hard hitting full of life the gansta way of life

hey give me a toothbrush i will give you a knife

So get your guns axes bombs whatever dude

I will shoot you all down with my positive attitude

Life is up and down full of swirls

I praise the lord for every girl

im walking on eggshells quiet as a mouse

then i go visit the super secret GREENHOUSE

my shit is kronic choice and super dank

all females are beautiful not one a skank

Rolling a fatty and chilling with my boys

i live large i have all the toys

some people say i live a life of shame

But hey dont hate the player

hate the game

Edited June 10, 2013 by Bigred

[mutant]

found out about this one

http://www.buttonbass.com/

cool

check out these beats

http://www.buttonbass.com/FreestyleMic1.html

I like the top left

[mutant]

hey fuckers do the links work?

hey inco hear how its done

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6074540/sab/sab-test.mp3

inco, its cool you realised the boys are all show - oh!

cause I was thinking , y'know, that the show must go on!

give us a break or better go to blue mountains

to find some subs or stick your ass in the snow

and when you fart it will be farting brown fountains

higher altitudes , what's with all the attitudes?

were I live I need 20 minutes from see shore

to a 1800 meters berg we got it all , yo

so whats the thing about strong dollar

no need to teach me how to be a bogan

i'am bogan at heart , and I hit like a cobra

electro noise rap freek, but in the heart a rock'N' roller

so where the fuck is the show is going ?

with two sagi's playing along it can never be boring

you said something about ozzies and greeks and rest paraphernalia

ozzies pay me so that they smuggle my lophos is australia

hey inco

this is the main loop track , aka the musick and beat and all

did not change the lyrics to sing it yo

and a single recorded track ( it includes no backing vocals, that almost always give a tighter feeling in studio recordings)

so the backing vocals is an additional track you record apart from the main track

of course with such a program you can record a "difficult part" in different tracks, in different takes

some times the breath is not enough to record a brilliant rap

raps should be eventually written so as to be able to be sung, and have special gaps - pauses, for breaths, and all

if you dont manage to sound somewhat cool or what I promise to write my part in english, so I amuse you

what do you think about this beat?

its off that buttonbass site

I created a new thread

http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=35838

Edited June 10, 2013 by mutant

[Jonny Deformed]

I gots a riddem for you fuckers to spit over.

Work in progress, let us know eh ?

http://www.reverbnation.com/dubiouscompound/song/17715987-rimmming

[mutant]

I dig, I can spit over it. ANd it being slow, I think most people will be able to rap on it.

I definately prefer beats with a bit more than a bassline as music, though... f.e. here I would like a ska-dub melody/piano/whatever playing in the same melody as the bass.

Edited June 20, 2013 by mutant

[Micromegas]

Man when I was a kid I always was a rapper or a shaman

Same biz with words we be a healin’ or a harmin’

Now who’s performin’

when the clouds they be a formin’

I’m a brallin and stormin’

behind the bike shed, turned like jungles in my head

I was never fit for that bullshit being fed

by the teacher

I doubt they’d ever reach ya, til the liquid flowing red,

or right out my vein – the main vein –

to decipher what was pain, I heard a whisper the background

and grew wings

felt the air rushing up I grew unsteady on my pins

and took flight…

Now that I’m grown up I’m neither rapper nor a shaman,

not a healer nor a squealer, forgot all about behind the bike shed

Forgot all about the dreams I had once inside my head

All imagination’s dead –

I musta learnt too much about what those lazy teachers said

to ever think about it real,

Forgot how to listen soon forgot how to feel.

I think I’m spending time writing off deep karma’s debt,

I couldn’t check it at the door,

Everytime I make an action I can’t help accruing more,

and more,

piles up upon the floor, I’m starting to feel sick

and there’s a serpent in the room, there’s a jungle in the air,

a misstep, mismatched pair – God doesn’t care – I’m all alone

now wanting to get home; if I die do I get home?

Fuck it, even then I must atone, I’m so alone.

But the song will swing around

and around

How much does it cost to invent a new sound

never heard before, I’m still buried to my neck by the karma at my door

still riding on the back of the serpent seen before – but I’m more like a bird

We – all – have – wings –

Just like we all got karma, and hells and heavens within

Man I can’t believe this man has ever learnt this song

out in the jungle,

or back behind the bike shed?

I got two teacher’s voices like virtuosos in my head,

it’s a cacophony of truth, a sumptuousness of rainbows whose colours need no proof –

I’m aloof?

But I’ve been here before, I saw these rainbows on my roof when I lay dead upon the floor.

Karma, fuck it give me more,

I’d like to come right round again,

I’d bargain a moment’s pleasure against an eternity of pain

If I could help the world change.

But it was never quite as simple as all that –

Even what the trees say can’t all be taken down as fact

Just like the old man can’t get his childhood back

but we can smile at the past,

and we can sit upon the bank fishing lessons as the water’s flowing fast –

What has the Buddha said?

You must escape the rat-race –

If you see me in the street slap me right across the face

Ah fuck it, om shanti om,

Hallelujah,

Two rights can make a wrong,

any fool can make a song

any fool can clear his karma on the path he walks upon –

if a plant can be a teacher, anyone can play the fool

if a plant can be a teacher anyone can learn the rule

of the lord eternal

life is like a circle

or a pool of water, or an evaporated puddle

I got my head in the huddle, in the hustle round behind the bike shed –

am I dreaming, or dead? –

there’s song in the jungle;

I fidget and fumble, the light’s come on, the thunder rumbles

There’s no need to explain,

One half of the battle become my pleasure and the loss becomes the gain –

Every day is not the same –

I hesitate to explain;

I’m neither rapper, nor shaman;

I’m a half grown plant in a universal garden.

[irabionist]

Hehe I love that this is taking off!
Just wanted to share my favorite hiphop tune at the moment.

 

It's just so raw!