irabionist Posted May 3, 2013 Okay, so I've been getting back into Hip-Hop after maybe around a 4 year break of not listening to it and I thought "let's be creative" and have fun writing rhymes/raps. I always beatbox for friends when they freestyle, while we're out (usually drunk), so it'll be nice to see what Shamans will rap about, instead of the people I'm usually with. So I gues a few quick rules? you can bag/diss as a friendly joke, but no serious bagging... don't want to start any beef/upset anyone... (eg. you did a fart now you smell like poo = ✓, your face looks like a rotting vagina = X) I mean unless people are okay with that... idk to be honest! Let's start the rhyme with something shitty and sublime, my words might be alright and fine, if I whinny and I whine, but it's not a crime to rap badly on time, although when it's in its prime and I stand out and shine! nothing too good but let's hear what words you can put together! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted May 4, 2013 I am still thinking . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted May 10, 2013 dripping and winking, 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted May 11, 2013 forever sinking, sitting here drinking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted May 11, 2013 maybe i'm tripp'n ..... *does rap hand movements Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Hahaha..I used to do this for fun. Here goes, call me Sleezy E: I'ma come like a cucumber Wrapped in plastic Been twistin' around like we're at gymnastics Keeps clawin' my back like it's chiropractic I think she's having a reaction, might be anaphylactic But she ain't lookin' for no EpiPen - this shit is fantastic Gonna build that tension up, then let it snap like elastic Edited May 11, 2013 by gtarman 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted May 15, 2013 YO JON DEF WHERE IS MY NEXT LEVEL BEAT I LOVE COCK COCK COCK COCK ALL OVER MY FACE AS LONG AS ITS BIG I DONT CARE ABOUT RACE YOU THINK MY RAP HAS NO CLASS HA I DID IT ALL WITH A COCK UP MY ARSE SOME PEOPLE LOVE COFFEE AND CREAMIN I DONT CARE AS LONG AS IT TASTE LIKE SEMEN WO WO BIG RED WHATS THE BIZ YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COVER ME IN JIZ NA BIG RED YOU AINT GAY SO WHAT I LOVE COCK ANYWAY COCK COCK COCK MMMMM COCK I LOVE THE COCK SOUND MINE IS SO BIG I DRAG IT ALONG THE GROUND BIG RED SOME GIRLS DONT LIKE TO SWALLOW THATS OK JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES MORE TO FOLLOW HEY BIG RED ARE YOU IN HEAT SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SKEET SKEET SKEET HE BIG RED THIS AINT GANTSA RAP YO SHUT THE FUCK OR YOU WILL GET A TURKEY SLAP YEAH BIG RED YOUR TAKING OVER THE PLACE AHHHHHHHHHH YEAH ALL OVER YOUR FACE 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted May 15, 2013 (edited) You know you love me, I know you careJust shout whenever, and I'll be thereYou are my love, you are my heartAnd we will never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Guy, quit playin'"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyesMy first love broke my heart for the first time And I was like bigred, bigred, bigred, ohLike bigred, bigred, bigred, noLike bigred, bigred, bigred, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine Bigred, bigred, bigred, ohLike bigred, bigred, bigred, noLike bigred, bigred, bigred, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine For you, I would have done whateverAnd I just can't believe we're here togetherAnd I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' youI'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring And I'm in pieces, bigred fix meAnd just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dreamI'm goin' down, down, down, downAnd I just can't believe my first love won't be around And I'm like baby, baby, baby, ohLike bigred, bigred, bigred, noLike bigred, bigred, bigred, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine Bigred, bigred, bigred, ohLike bigred, bigred, bigred, noLike bigred, bigred, bigred, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine When I was 13, I had my first loveThere was nobody that compared to my bigredAnd nobody came between us who could ever come aboveHe had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck asred fuckedHe woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks He made my heart arse poundI skip a beat when I see him in the streetAnd at school on the playgroundBut I really wanna see him on a weekendhe know he got me dazin' 'cause he was so amazin'And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin' Bigred, bigred, bigred, ohLike bigred, bigred, bigred, noLike bigred, bigred, bigred, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine Bigred, bigred, bigred, ohLike bigred, bigred, bigred, noLike bigred, bigred, bigred, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine I'm all gone(Yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Now I'm all gone(Yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Now I'm all gone(Yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, goneI'm gone Edited May 15, 2013 by Bigred 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted May 18, 2013 gonna give some own lyric stuff 5 years in SAB , multi-talented muthafuck yo english is not my first language smoke cannabis , dont die in anguish understand this? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert&Ernie Posted May 18, 2013 123 let's all go be free When life gives you lemons Get into some delirium tremens Fruit tree fruit tree 123 let's all go be free 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irabionist Posted May 18, 2013 who's the rip-rap master, i do the shit fasta than an italian grandma making pasta, so now, then or hereafter, it'd be a disaster if anybody tried to cock battle big red, they'd get fed, a stomach full of semen, end up dead so I fled the scene, with a spread of vegemite and cream thought it was a dream, that i looked like a nymphet you see with my cassette and my cd, trying to flee to my corvette with speed 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted May 18, 2013 (edited) what yr talking about , speed? what kind of speed? the kind I dig is ( I thΙnk) amp[hetamine hydrocloride Edited May 18, 2013 by mutant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted May 19, 2013 (edited) i thought about doing a rap with naughty by nature opp You down with S.A.B . Yeah you know me lets hear your lyrics Edited May 22, 2013 by Bigred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted May 22, 2013 YO JON DEF WHERE IS MY NEXT LEVEL BEAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNNLl2u4mc4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted May 22, 2013 In Australia we have lots of different cultures Yobbo, Bevan, Ocker ,housezo , Liberals .people from Ipswich, I am none of these cultures ENTER THE GINJA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted May 22, 2013 its kind of hard with out a beat should use Reason and bust out some beats I found some cubes they started to turn blue so i mixed it with honey to kick of the brew so bubble bubble bubble drink drink drink white purple and orange with a dash of pink Im back in a dream the feeling is strong To dream a trip or even describe it in song just one more cup to get the visions flying so bubble bubble bubble drink drink drink That was the last cube back to the fields of stink Then i wake up with my girlfriend who right on the edge 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted May 23, 2013 (edited) u crazy hippie niggas lol BIATCH Edited May 23, 2013 by bullit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irabionist Posted May 23, 2013 You might be the illest MC to ever try disrespect, but I'm the realest cool G that has the flow to effect, it'll hit you indirect, in the form of respect, but what do you expect, when it's coming from my erect, arm, making people march around with a charm, that could infect any cutey slaving around in a barn but it's no harm to leave your fathers farm, and come see me, gleam so brightly, like a star travel further than far and hit the distance that's away from home away from heart travel off the chart 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted May 24, 2013 im comin straight outta compton a crazy motherfucker named icecube from the gang called niggas with attitude.... wait i think that might have been done by someone else already 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 1, 2013 Lololol bigred wins!! I couldn't get through half his first rap before I near did a wee in my pants. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 1, 2013 Please someone give a beat and record that first rap. Big Red and DJ MUTANT. That sounds not that bad? You both are enthusiastic enough to come out with the finished goods. I back yas in 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 1, 2013 Big Red just owned this thread. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites