Hagakure Posted January 19, 2006 pffft its all fake. good luck finding him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasemateau Posted January 19, 2006 sorry the only thing i can be happy with at this point is tha almanac. and biff tannan's solution with a time machine. however if i had more than one go at then that would require so more thought. i would'nt be a bill gates no way, just a passive income for me and my legacy, :D :D :D :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rev Posted January 19, 2006 i think if i was going to make time travel a serious hobby id want to go explore the future first mainly to get some gadgets and medical treatmnets packing for the trip medical gear antibiotic kit - incl future versions antifungal and protozoal nanobots automated wound healing nanobots hiking gear homeostatic temperature cloth - go anywhere never be hot or cold personal field generator - antigravity/ thermal barrier (deflect or trap heat, light, objects ) great if you need to deflect projectiles or want to get a good view of krakatoa or tunguska blowing or the los alamos nuclear test. surgery add extra chromosome to house code for : extend potential expiry date gene alteration to give me limited photosynthetic ability third set teeth UV and infra red visual acuity limited limb regenerative capability gills and or skin breathing ability brown fat storage capability and hibernation ability what else do you think? i mean if all of history is an open book then why limit yourself to being a 21st century human being. evolution is a pressing need to be able to enjoy all times and all places Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gomaos Posted January 20, 2006 unnhhh.... forgot to mention I'd probably go back to ancient india and afghanistan to check out the archetypal version of cannabis... that'd be cool.... that's assuming I had a fresh body and lungs etc.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rev Posted January 20, 2006 yeah go ahead in time get a cloned 'gomaos mach 2' the download into it or have a brainstem transplant you at 23 - plus a few tweakings to make u even better still hmm.. increased lung capacity and more cannabinoid receptors perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gomaos Posted January 20, 2006 sounds good to me, wouldn't mind those gadgets, they sound cool... (while back here in real life, I'm still not smoking anything anymore, like I asked those "entities" on monday night; 'please take the pain away,' and they did... the not smoking bit seems to be included... hope it lasts...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teonanacatl Posted January 20, 2006 i would go foward in time to learn the lotto numbers, go back to now and buy a ticket. win big bucks, buy an island or two and start a ethnobotanical research center, and with the rest of my money i would invest it soas i didnt havta cheat the lotto system again. everyone here would be invited to come and stay, would offer courses aswell lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simon_marklar Posted January 20, 2006 oh, actually, i'd go back in time to the best sex ive ever had, continuously. just like groundhog day. *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rev Posted January 20, 2006 Lol or you could go forward and geneticall alter yourself to have more sex appeal and then womanise through history immunise against all std's make yourself only seasonally fertile ie goe in 'rut' one only month a year, shoot blanks the rest. an inflatable prehensile penis u can use as a third arm that expands or contracts to meet optimal size for its 'habitat' - yeah sounds gross but its all in the presentation... and give yourself a built in clitoral stimulator mini cock of retractable erectile tissue that pops out when needed u could go further and engineer oxytocin, an amyl nitrite analog and endocannabinoids into your seminal fluid and pheromones to your sweat yeehar speaking of retractable i reckon retractable nuts would be a good design alteration - dont you? good in a fight or around small kids hell - a cool party trick even does tis count as off topic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hagakure Posted January 20, 2006 mmmmmmm transhumanism. of course the easiest way would be to go far enough into the future where their VR technology is the greatest - better than reality. then you could have all this new functions minus the surgery. you could be anything you want and so could reality. if we are talking modifying the human body i can think of a few things. an on and off switch for having a boner and an on and off switch for sleeping. someone mentioned groundhog day. i wouldnt mind that hey. i would get up to a lot more shit than bill murray though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salviador Posted January 20, 2006 I would take a server from google or some such and some stuff to run it, and give it to the earliest great thinker i could think of, then give him the time machine and tell him to copy it and send the same info and more back until humans were ultra technologised at a very early time. that would kik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gomaos Posted January 21, 2006 oh, actually, i'd go back in time to the best sex ive ever had, continuously. just like groundhog day. lol I like that one, in my case I can't even remember which was the best ever... hehehe.... it's all so far in the past sigh.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted January 21, 2006 OMG. I think it worked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted January 21, 2006 I have been working on a time machine in my basement. I'm gonna try to go back in time. When I get there I'll post another reply to let you know if it worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted January 21, 2006 Easy. I'd go back to the 70s and take a cutting of the infamous (now lost) Purple Haze strain, bet on some high paying sports games, and then invest all of it in a controlling share of Microsoft Come back to present day flood the market with MS shares, move the remaining money to poor people worldwide, and then retire on a nice island making income selling a monopoly of the infamous Purple Haze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
