incognito Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) There's enough shit flowing from my mouth to fertilise 1000 giant pumpkins. Im the mundine of horticulture Get ready for a spanking bogo Edited July 19, 2013 by incognito 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) No you get ready for a spanking mate, I shall be channelling the divine femine energy of abundance, with all the wholesome white-magic and pumpkin fertility rituals I can muster. ..Someones gotta bring in some yin to cool all this yang you are revelling in Edited November 24, 2013 by Ceres 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 19, 2013 Okay okay I concede... How about we spank each other whilst u mind fuk me?? Please? I will let u win ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted July 19, 2013 ... See, my magic is working its wonders already 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted July 19, 2013 Bogfrog has stolen all the yin, incog is hogging the yang, I'll have to grab some fertilizer while they bicker. BTW Bogfrog, the best plants I ever saw were grown by a white witch who used her menses as fertilizer. It's an awesome tip that can't be stolen by your average bloke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theuserformallyknownasd00d Posted July 19, 2013 You really think red dirt and mouth poo will mix incog ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 19, 2013 Mock me at your own peril. Spring is coming...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted July 19, 2013 The powerful force of menstrual blood cannot be bettered, though the ancients frequently believed the blood of a sacrificial goat might come close. The other force that incognito might apply is that of his masculine seed, which may encourage his plants to gain a little extra height or girth. However, it is unlikely to impact the size of the flower which is much more feminine in nature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 19, 2013 Still workin on them meds I take it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) Bogfrog has stolen all the yin, incog is hogging the yang, I'll have to grab some fertilizer while they bicker. Lol, no no, you are mistaken WW. I haven't stolen anything, i'm just shakin what the universe gave me It would be a miracle of endurance if Incog can maintain this level of bravado for the next 3 months.. He'll burn out i'm sure So when is the start date? 1st of september like the punkins? Edited July 19, 2013 by bogfrog 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted July 19, 2013 I feel like somebody needs to write a script and pay this guy $5 to record a trailer/intro of the epic battle to come... http://fiverr.com/rjbankswa/record-and-produce-a-movie-trailer-voice-over-with-dramatic-music 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) So I just dug my sunflower patch... First, I studied my garden and calculated the spot that gets the most sun on the entire property (growing on the roof was not a viable option). I then proceeded to remove the tree stump that was occupying that location Then I weeded the area, and took to it with my new shovel, turning and loosening/aerating all the soil. There were some rather massive earthworms...a good sign. Then I proceeded to dig in some specially sourced race-horse manure partially soaked in race-horse urine. I broke apart the poo and mixed it evenly with the soil using my shovel, then thoroughly wet the mixture with the garden hose. I bordered the patch using bricks sourced at great expense excavated from the Temple of Aphaea, the greek goddess of agriculture and fertility. The bed was then blessed by virgin nuns of an exceptional standard of purity, who have never even so much as thought about getting a root. It's even all true apart from the last paragraph...so GIRD THY LOINS, FOR I SHALL RAIN DOWN MIGHTY GIANT SUNFLOWERS UPON THEE! EDIT: smack talk disclaimer - I will probably lose hahaha Edited August 4, 2013 by gtarman 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) *realizes it's September the 1st* *freaks out* *hurries out and plants sunflower seeds* Edited September 1, 2013 by gtarman 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted September 1, 2013 Lol.. I forgot about this one in the pumpkin induced frenzy.. Need to get some seeds still! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted September 1, 2013 Yes! Ahead already 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndianDreaming Posted September 2, 2013 It's funny this thread popped up! I'd bought sunflowers a month ago ready to go in with the giant pumpkin! GAME ON! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted September 2, 2013 Sweet i just found some giant sunflower seeds that Blowng sent me :D Down they go! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndianDreaming Posted September 2, 2013 I think I'm actually more excited about the sunflowers than I am about the pumpkin! My cockatoo sure will be! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndianDreaming Posted September 3, 2013 My partner is going bananas about the sunflower comp - we have seeds if anyone wants some, bit of a late start but better late than never! 20 or so seeds available... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Credible Posted September 8, 2013 I dreamt of giant sunflowers last night, but when I flew up to check them out they were not real Not entering myself but good luck yall and look forward to the pics. Is it to early to puts dibs on winning seeds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndianDreaming Posted September 8, 2013 Woot - We have sunflower lift off! Germinated in a wineglass on the kitchen windowsill 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted September 8, 2013 ^ mine's 2 inches tall with it's seed leaves out already 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndianDreaming Posted September 8, 2013 ^ Pic's or it's just fairy tales and horse whispers... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted September 8, 2013 Will take some 'suffer-in-your-sunflowery-jocks' pictures tomorrow 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites