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Giant pumpkin contest!!

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lol...so tired...welcome aboard rum and monk's

haven't got any smack left in me tonight

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There can be only one.

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Now to track down some seeds before I bring the biff.

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Its the silent ones that always win!

There can only be one and that one will be Jwerta master of the universe!!!

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I think he-man would have something very decisive to say about that.

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I'm grinning....there can be only one.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

There can be only one...

There can be only one.

There can only be one

Would ya'll stop yakking about me!?

I AM THE ONE! It is my destiny.

You cannot challenge destiny.

My horse poo is embedded with magical powers because it came out of a horse who has known and loved me almost all my life. She has whispered in my ear and informed me of the blessings she has bestowed upon me.

My other secret weapon is my rainstick, bitches. What would you prefer? Flood or drought? I'll let ya'll choose eh.

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My horse poo came from race horses I am hoping these were some steroid loaded drugged up horses and some of that good shit was left in their shit. Theirs no international giant pumpkin drug testing agency is there??

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I'll pass on the flood thanks.

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this is me after winning the giant pump competition, receiving rewards bestowed upon me by the universal pumpkin gods.

id say it will happen exactly like this

.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRWH_seUNRo

edit- cept instead of a sword it will be my spade and that chick will be bogo :)

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My horse is part unicorn even with blue eyes, just no horn.... Cant use full blood unicorn poop as they only poop rainbows and that aint good pumpkin fertiliser.

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as an aside, through my pump research, the biggest pumpkin is not necessarily the one with the biggest girth.

the biggest pumpkin in giant pump comps is actually the heaviest.

I can weigh mine pretty easily on the truck scales at work. ive actually just "switched on"to the comp as of now. just spent wayyyyyyyy to much money on two seed from an American pump champion, next weekend I start my plot. I have a myriad of animal poos to choose from, plenty of broken down Lucerne hay and my own legendary wee. will photo doc as soon as I receive my seeds, AND SMASH YOU ALL.

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Your "pump" research? I take it you'll be acting on my "seed" advice then? :wink:

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how do you get a 100kg pumpkin in the car to take it to work and weight it?

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I thought using steroids was legal for this comp?...lol

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your seed advice? duddddeeeee don't flatter yourself ;)

I learned about genetic potential in yr8 biology, hardly ground breaking advice ;)

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I wanna know when toast is gonna make a wandjina entry? im calling yas out!!!!!!

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My surma seed arrived.. that is all

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^lol...like a kid in a candy shop (be me soon enough)

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I wanna know when toast is gonna make a wandjina entry? im calling yas out!!!!!!

i did ask him, but he said they didnt have space without animals eating them.

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Might have to get in on this...................

you know what they say about us Qld'ers........we kick arse!

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Sounds like fear to me hillbilly.

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Incognito, I challenge you... We shall see.. Can we make a official wager between you and I? Money, cacti and/or what ever? :)

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Name your poison brother.

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Make it official so everyone can witness, bear in mind I'm from the old Skool I always honour my bets and I expect u to do the same.

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