incognito Posted December 24, 2007 sorry xipepotec, i to can give and not take, maybee keep trading issues via pm, im gonna start up a biz soon and dont wanna get a bad rep before i even begin!!! if anyone has ANY issues regarding a sale/trade from me lemme know via pm and ill fix it up 10-fold. i think what happened shroomy, was that u stipualted u needed that plant packaged WELL. u made that known. so i packed the fuck out of it so it arrived in tas in good shape, it was an oddly shaped cacti and required some packing to begin with. U seemed happy it got to u in good shape? as far as the-u dont include z suburb, im quite at a loss to that, as i always put the address that the buyer/trader provides me, so whoever i did that to, if there is someone, i humbly apologise for any inconvenience. and im sorry for getting shirty shroomy, i do giv u shite as well!!! anyhoo have a tops chrissy everyone!!!! shroomy c'mere-xxxooooooxxxxxxxooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxooooooooxxxxxoxoxoxoxoxox thats all for u. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XipeTotec Posted December 24, 2007 jono... the thing is... i dont have any issue whatsoever, it was just a joke gone bad. i see the point about joking in regards to trades... as, if taken the wrong way, it could be damaging to rep. I honestly thought folks... yourself mostly, would get a laugh from it... glad we sorted it im still gonna hang shit on you... but maybe not about trading next time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertmorpheus Posted December 24, 2007 aw thats luverly! Anything to do with aussie post is a pain in the arse these days... what good is a postage calculator when everything ends up costing 13 dollars to post anyway... ooo, ya one mil over the line, that fairly normal envelope will cost 4 bucks to get to sydney, etc. I think you have to fail a personality test to work for AP these days, least in store. Fuck Cubic Weight! I can grant em the need to up prices somehow, fuel increases n all... but to say volume equals weight is just brainless... nearly as brainless as saying a 501 g object is just as cumbersome and taxing as a 1 kg one. free tip... you can stretch prepaid satchels with some careful time with a hair dryer and a tabletop. No more last minute abbreviation of cuttings, etc... just make em 5 cm longer, that'll show em. also those notes they send about "you owe us a buck fifty for postage on your last thingo" are good firestarters... I'll care more about em when they start sending me notes reading "hey mate, we just realised that over the years with your habit of putting an extra stamp on everything just in case, we actually owe you 160 dollars worth of credit, so heres a gift card". grizzlegrizzlegrizzle. glad to see u boys lovin again VM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted December 25, 2007 free tip... you can stretch prepaid satchels ok... that's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted December 27, 2007 ok... that's hilarious. It sure is! I am set for the rest of the day now, no matter how shit things get I have that image to cheer me up. Thanks for making getting out of bed worthwhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted December 30, 2007 i got a hot air gun too bound to speed the process up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 31, 2007 huh? u scare me! lol nervously) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted January 1, 2008 um... i'm gonna stretch a mail satchel to jono-size with my hot air gun (paint stripping hair dryer), and after that, well, it's the worst possible thing you can imagine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted January 1, 2008 I have a new idea for a vaporizer... simply pop a bunch of MJ in your mouth, then get one of those hot air guns and put it in your mouth, aiming it at the MJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted January 1, 2008 u guys shouldve phoned in to the old 'tightarse tusesday' on the old merrick and rosso programme on jjj. i mean what is the extra size up? 40 cents or something? shebus. id pay a dollar to 'not' hafto stretch freakin postage bags with a hot air gun. u guys arecrayz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legba Posted January 2, 2008 u guys arecrayz....Insane, Insane, Insane, Insane,Insane, I'm Becoming Insane!!! It must be a contagious thing for those who post in this thread... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted January 6, 2008 um... i'm gonna stretch a mail satchel to jono-size with my hot air gun (paint stripping hair dryer), and after that, well, it's the worst possible thing you can imagine. Still LMAO at this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted January 7, 2008 i really dont get it... ur laughin cos hes stretching postage satchels with an air gun? after this its the worst possible thing you can imagine? what is? stretching a postage pack? u guys r flipped out man.. totally nucking futs edit--- oh ur gonna stretch a postage pack to my-size and put me in the post pack? u evil fucks? is this whatur meant and why IB is havin such an evil chcukle? ur a sadistic bastid IB. help me out hereguys i want in on the joke... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark80 Posted January 8, 2008 i really dont get it...ur laughin cos hes stretching postage satchels with an air gun? after this its the worst possible thing you can imagine? what is? stretching a postage pack? u guys r flipped out man.. totally nucking futs edit--- oh ur gonna stretch a postage pack to my-size and put me in the post pack? u evil fucks? is this whatur meant and why IB is havin such an evil chcukle? ur a sadistic bastid IB. help me out hereguys i want in on the joke... Can you post jono to me? * pretends to pat his newly arrived "jono" on the head like llama with a big grin on his face" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted January 8, 2008 I want a "jono" too... do they come in different colors? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertmorpheus Posted January 8, 2008 Dunno bout the next size up... but when some dumb fark on ebay has sorted be 9 bucks for postage, and I'm a day late getting the shit on its way, without enough time to re-cut the cuts n heal em up OR the energy to walk over the road to the post office (literally ) then I just grab the fucker by the corners and pull! Doesn't have to be neat, thus far as long a they are intact and don't seem to have been opened en route, nuthing they can do about it. Same as stuffing 4 kilos into a 3kg bag... just head for the mailbox rather than the PO and you'll never hear about it again. Wankers. Has more to do with my one man against AP protest against cubic calculation and trying to say that an aircraft or truck fulla 500g parcels is no different to one carrying an equal number of 1 kilo parcels, fuel consumption-wise, that and the endless letters whining about something being 50 cents short...oh, but you can't just give em an extra coin next time youre down there, you gotta take the letter in with you, bla bla bla. That, and the time some nazi AP bitch tried to tell me that using a 6 year old clean tomato box was outside the bounds of "dangerous goods clearance" due to viruses etc... til I went out to the car , came back with the laptop and raed thru their DG Rules in front of her, and then she just got pooey when I explained that a brand new post approved box dropped on the dirt or brushed past the shrubs out the front of the store is a helluva lot bigger risk than a piece of cardboard that has sat in my spare room for years. So she ranted about quarantine this and mosaic that... til I asked if she uses a clean pair of nitriles to handle every package separately or is she just the prime vector of infection in the area... in hindsight calling her a virtual leper might have been over the top, but it made me feel much better :D Actually if you want a good chuckle, anytime AP staff ask what youre posting say "my dogs ashes" "a bunch of drugs"" or "ears". Unless theres a LOT of people in the shop, then you can't go past the classic reply.... "pornography and dildos". Nosey fuckers. Crazy is as crazy does, Sir VM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chilli Posted January 8, 2008 That, and the time some nazi AP bitch tried to tell me that using a 6 year old clean tomato box was outside the bounds of "dangerous goods clearance" due to viruses etc... til I went out to the car , came back with the laptop and raed thru their DG Rules in front of her, and then she just got pooey when I explained that a brand new post approved box dropped on the dirt or brushed past the shrubs out the front of the store is a helluva lot bigger risk than a piece of cardboard that has sat in my spare room for years. So she ranted about quarantine this and mosaic that... til I asked if she uses a clean pair of nitriles to handle every package separately or is she just the prime vector of infection in the area... in hindsight calling her a virtual leper might have been over the top, but it made me feel much better :D Ah, I would pay big bucks to see you live, Vert... when are you next on tour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark80 Posted January 8, 2008 One lady shook my "package", no not my penis, and heard some dirt in there (from the rooted persk cuts) she aked me what it was and I said, a soiled rooting stock wrapped in moist pornogrpahy, she looked at me for a few seconds. I then said, "what? you asked." "ask no questions be told no lies" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XipeTotec Posted January 8, 2008 One lady shook my "package", no not my penis, and heard some dirt in there (from the rooted persk cuts) she aked me what it was and I said, a soiled rooting stock wrapped in moist pornogrpahy, she looked at me for a few seconds. I then said, "what? you asked." "ask no questions be told no lies" that is a pisser!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark80 Posted January 8, 2008 :D reminds me of an emial i got a while back. ______________________________ This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are > there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong >andsometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's> receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in >aroom of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I >love the way this old guy handled it:>> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached >the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the >Doctor for today?">> "There's something wrong with my d ** k", he replied.>> The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come >into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.">> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.>> The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in >this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong >with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further> with the Doctor in private.">> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full > of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.">> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.>> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??">> "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.>> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had >taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??">> "I can't piss out of it," he replied.>> The waiting room erupted in laughter.> ____________________ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misteek Posted January 9, 2008 ahh theres some good laughs in this thread... some of these AP stories... man they're fucking killing me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
