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YEEEEEEHAW! :uzi: Exams are over!!! I hope all board members sitting exams over the last few weeks have made it through with brains and souls intact :wacko:

The gf and I have decided to head over east for a hard-earned break in sunny melbourne!

I was wondering if the ethnobots of melbourne (or those that have been there) could play travel agent and help me out with a couple of questions?

- the location of any ethnobotany shops/markets?

- the name/location of any good rock/punk/metal venues?

- the top three quintessentially melbourne things one should experience?

Your responses are greatly appreciated

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- the location of any ethnobotany shops/markets?

Well you should try the 'happy herb shop' on smith street

Michel Bock’s library is a must see also

- the name/location of any good rock/punk/metal venues?

Punk – The Art house

Metal - The Tote

- The top three quintessentially Melbourne things one should experience?

A random drug test

Smoke a joint at Sky High

Go to St Andrews market

:)

Edited by RonnySimulacrum

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HHH in smith street collingwood

and my favourite queen victoria markets - cactus guy has a stall there sell nice cacti and bits of pedro

i hear at st andrews market also haev a good cacti store

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Did I forget to mention robbing hebrew house for all your ethnobotany need, is a Melbourne must too :)

Edited by RonnySimulacrum

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hehehehe

and then coping the full force of He-brew

as he conjures his supernatural toenails and unleashes them on you.

(and you thought cacti spines are bad)

:o

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- The top three quintessentially Melbourne things one should experience?

Smoke a joint at Sky High

Ooh sounds nice, you'll have to take me one day :P

(I'm assuming Sky High is some kind of cool skyscraper..)

Edited by alkatrope

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check out Polyester book shop in Brunswick Street for some "TOTALLY WEIRD SHIT".

The Sofitel hotel at 25 Collins Street has excellent views ov the city from its Atrium bar on level 35, the view from the toilets is really cool.

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- the location of any ethnobotany shops/markets?

Well you should try the 'happy herb shop' on smith street

Michel Bock’s library is a must see also [...]

What's this library?

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Eli and Sophie tell me that Ronnie's undie draw is the other not to miss Melbourne experience!

But that's just heresay, you will have to check it out for yourself!

What are the dates that you will be in Melbourne Oxy! I too am planning a trip down and will be there around the 15th-20th July. Would sincerely like to have a hang with some Melbourne heads.

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Thanks heaps for the responses guys. B)

Tripitaka, I am going for a week starting on the 6th July, although the way things are panning out I don't think I'll have time to shit!

I was talking with some people at work today, who reckon Crown casino cannot be missed for the sheer size/monstrosity/ecclectic aspect, although I'm not a gambler is it worth spending a night at?

Also, are the queen victoria/st andrews markets only open on the weekends (sat+sun)? Could they be explored in a day? We've set apart one day for hardcore shopping (the gf is still breaking my balls about that one though :rolleyes: )

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St Andrews markets is open Saturday morning only :), and that is all you will need

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queen vic. Market Trading Hours

Tuesday: 6am - 2pm

Thursday: 6am - 2pm

Friday: 6am - 6pm (General merchandise closes at 4pm)

Saturday: 6am - 3pm

Sunday: 9am - 4pm

http://www.qvm.com.au/home.php

you'll really only need 10 minutes. just walk down one aisle & you'll have seen everything---it's different stalls all selling essentially the same crap.

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if u smoke a joint at sky high be sure to leave a mobile phone in offerring to appease the mountain elves...

Also, if ur checking out michael boks library u really have to check out his insane nangerator obsession collection as well..

and dont forget to look out for that ever illusive Viking's lunchbox... just beware the beast that gaurds it.

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drinking a pint with the denizens of the Exford is also a must, before walking outside to kiss face with any chick that asks for $20 for a headjob. Then you can wander along Russell st while the bums try to sell you a 'cap' and you try and talk them into ringing their 'friends who live in the richmond highrise' for some acid or white powders...

The lounge used to be a great place to visit - the balcony was a must when i was younger in the late 90s, but nowdays you might see a guy with a UR top on, but other than that most people will vomit on you if you dare to ask if there is anything around...

Happy Hgh Herb is the only herbal shop im aware of and Ferret is much more accustomed to it than i, so he might be able to give you better advice.

I didnt realise people still played metal so im no good there... You can see some rough and nasty bands at the dingdong lounge - i usualy go there when ive had a few or the lollies make me - lately more often the later than the former thankfully...

i forgot your last question!

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and the st.andrew's pub is a laugh as well - as long as your cool with paying $1 to get Eftpos...

i work with some of the locals from out there - they often fantise about shooting people so be warned...

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Maybe not as exciting as some of the other stuff, (but if you're looking for a cheap lunch in the city) I quite like Crossways. It's 123 Swanston, and you'd need to look out for it, cause its just a doorway showing some stairs. It's a Hare Krishna resteraunt. They're only open for a couple of hours at lunch. It $5.00 for the meal. Very nice.

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yeah check out the arthouse or the tote for some live music

Collectors Corner @ Gardenworld on springvale rd, keysborough

:drool:

some damn good cheap grub at Morrocan Soup Bar, St georges rd, nth fitzroy

lentil as anything in st kilda or at the abbotsford convent

personally i wouldnt bother checking out crown though..

Edited by ferret

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Thanks heaps guys, the week in Melbourne was a godsend and everything I hoped it to be.

Awesome nightlife (esplanade hotel and arthouse were hightlights).

The royal botanical gardens were kickass (the themes!!! the herb section!! ...although the cactus glasshouse could have had more access).

Saw snow for the first time and feared for my life half way down an intermediate slope on Mt Buller. :rolleyes:

Got threatened on a tram in St Kilda by a chromehead! And in coles central by a midget 40 year old punk!

But in all a eclectic and exciting place. I would love to live there for a year or two in my youth but I don't know if I would raise a family there.

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