roadkill

Shit that would have to be the biggest I've seen in aus

Dozens washed up a few weeks ago this size man it was scary, a dead seal too!!
A toxic blue scum line along the shore thick of blue bottles to boot, crazy unusual winds n' swell brought up these sea beasts.

Non stop whales constantly too, they've had their children, flying whales, magnificent acrobatic show offs, give bloody dolphins a run for their money. 

Good snapper bait mate. I used to come across dead ones floating in the water offshore on my kayak, and a cast softy left to sink under one often produces a good reddy.

Thats a small one BTW! I've seen them over a metre! And boy do they let rip with the ink when they're cranky!

This is a cuttlefish not a squid Glaukus. Have you seen cuttle over 1 metre long???
Christ, imagine the trophy cuttlebone if thats the case - I think your thinking of a squid though right?

Me thinks this is a big cuttle, yeah?

That's a cuttle, and yes, I'm talking about 20kg kraken models. I kid you not.

fuck me swinging

Is the swing provided or is it byo swing ? 

^ I've got anchor points for swings in the ceiling of every bedroom in the house... Nothing amateur here.
An outdoor one under the gazebo too bigboi, come to paradise, take a load off weightless in the breeze.

"A ride with a view"  

I'm a romantic man.. Dinner & vino, 'fresh' salt n pepper 'squid' it'll be grand, bring nothing but your gorgeous self. xoxo

Don't tempt me  hahah

get a room lads