Drinking Methylated Spirits

[waterboy 2.0]

rofl....that makes me look feral d00d. ...in full context..

you take your boots off at my door, and I wont piss on your carpet

Yes Jwerta this is a dumb thread

[waterboy 2.0]

oh..and subbie...owned

[DiscoStu]

Why do all car horns sound off to the note "f"?

[Roopey]

According to wiki: "...these horns can be either single, or arranged in pairs; typical frequencies for a pair are 420–440 Hz and 340–370 Hz (approximately G#₄–A₄ and F₄–F#₄) for this design."

[wert]

According to wiki: "...these horns can be either single, or arranged in pairs; typical frequencies for a pair are 420–440 Hz and 340–370 Hz (approximately G#₄–A₄ and F₄–F#₄) for this design."

Fucking nice 1 bruv!

[wert]

Im sprunk but why does everything taste like chicken except for burnt chicken?

[wert]

A jellyfish without tenticles is just clear jelly that tastes like shit.

[Geebus]

I reckons jellyfish evolved into mushrooms! :D

[wert]

Ive been a lazy bastard for so long the only caLluses i have are on my thumb and index finger from opening beers.

[wert]

Its more likely that mushrooms evolved into jellyfish.

Its like we evolved from fungus in general actualy.

[franky]

because fungi spores can survive in a complete vacuum, fungi are obviously alien species that have come here to slowly take over this planet.....

[glimpse]

the fungi have been running the show for a long time already

[Geebus]

everything is mushrooms.

Im sprunk but why does everything taste like chicken except for burnt chicken?

Perhaps chicken tastes like mushrooms

[wert]

Especially my mushroom v8. It eats mushroom sauce like there is no mushroom tomorrow!

Fukin' v8's.

[wert]

because fungi spores can survive in a complete vacuum, fungi are obviously alien species that have come here to slowly take over this planet.....

Bang! Fukin' Bang!

[wert]

Is subby serving his cock meat sandwiches aka prison dutys already?

To much metho n cant continue the party?

[Bigred]

i make my own rum and its better than any shit you would buy and it costs about the same as metho .

home brewing is great cheap and you make a better product when you get the hang of it

[myco]

That was a nice morning read

well played everyone keep up the good work

[shroomau5]

I really enjoyed Gardening Australia tonight. Awesome episode.

[Grundle Sailor]

When I lived up north cuntz they usedA keep the methos in the fridge for the derro cuntz, might as well give them wit hey want. Had a few sculls and ain't done this cunt no harm ay?! Lolz

[Sallubrious]

When I lived up north cuntz they usedA keep the methos in the fridge for the derro cuntz, might as well give them wit hey want. Had a few sculls and ain't done this cunt no harm ay?! Lolz

Is north cuntz anywhere near Cairns ?

I know what ya mean - only stupid cuntz drink warm metho

[-RC-]

What's with all the nay saying?

Instead of saying people cunt all the time perhaps we should try saying they cun? Cun we do it? Of course we cun!

Fuck all this negativity. If only we were all as creative and innovative as some members we could all be swimming in cheaply procured grog and sticking it to the man! Or something...

[Berengar]

Can't you guys just buy pure medical grade 70% ethanol down there? Or is booze just so expensive that all industrial/medical grade has to be denatured? Here a bottle of 96% ethanol is almost 3 times more expensive than a bottle of cheap whiskey/vodka.

[Grundle Sailor]

Fuckin cairns mate cuntz go mad for the Diggers! Used ta get sick of pushing aside the metho in the fridge to get to tha milk

[Bigred]

For fuck sake

make a paint bucket still (google it retards )

Big reds mash

8 kgs of sugar cheap as you get

1 jar of tomato paste

30 litres of water

200g bakers yeast (or you can buy chapaine yeast)

add the items into a vat cover with wet towel

distill it then distill it again then you guessed it distill again then put through a water filter jug

drinking metho is just sad life is about overcoming obstacles

like when i had a drug problem i just started making drugs pretty simple chemistry

but i got caught and sent to a lovely facility to be rehabilitated .So moral of the

story do what ever you fucking want there are over 7 billion ways to live . I live

my way and you live yours and if drinking metho is your goal do it but do it to the

EXTREME and go to the diggers factory so you can say "i got it staight of the plate i mean

company " if you live in brisbane pm me i can help you poor wino's out with a bit of big

red rum