Bigred in little bangkok

[Anodyne]

if i owe any trades etc pm me please real bad memory

Actually yes, you do. But given that you're away from home & garden I'm willing to accept payment in French-Thai escorts and opium - what do you think an acceptable exchange rate would be?

[incognito]

 

you have a lucky lucky man ano

 

[Bigred]

It sucks to be honest. but i actually sleep with more white girls than Thais and bigred likes a woman not

a young girl who is obviously is being forced to do it. I am a gentleman and a lot of the escorts i had

a financial arrangement with were paid travel companions who are roughly my age and they stay

at hotels with me ( they get money from all the travel bookings she does for me ) and i like shopping

so she gets good money organising shops and suits etc. Its not like i go to a street vender and buy

handcuffs and chain her to the toilet then when im finished i can throw money at it and it will go away .

I do respect women and i just like the full girl friend experience. when in Australia i do this

Think about it you buy this chick drinks

all night you spend your whole night out hoping to pull a root . Dude you just wasted your night

I book my escort for after i go out so i know i have a sure thing but it also lets me find girls that are

fair dinkum than gold diggers

[Bigred]

 

was going to show pics but you know i will just incriminate and loose integrity wtf

ps i was high but it was totally legal

[Bigred]

but to put it in a song

Check it, yo!

I always hit the tape with the rough road styles

You heard the psychdelic and ya came from miles

Keep my rhymes thick like a Guinness brew

So you could call me black and tan when I'm a wreckin' a crew

I'm like Bill Lee writing when he's in Tangiers

And now I'm on a soul safari with my Beatnik peers

Analog reel and a little distortion

Smokin' on somethin' s'you could say I'm scorchin'

I never been the type to brag but beware

I'll make a man burn his draft card like it was hair

Send ya up the river like you lookin' for Kurtz

I got the mugwhump jism up in every verse



I always hit the apple when I'm going to shoot

So you can call me William Tell or Agent Cooper to boot

Mr. Mojo Risin' on the case again

So tell your mother and your sister and your sister's friends

Like an exterminator running low on dust

I'm bug powder itchin' and I can't be trust

Interzone trippin' and I'm off to Annexia

I gotta get a typewriter that's sexier

My name is Justin and that's all that's it

And I'll be spittin' rhymes wicked like it ain't for this shit

Houses of the Holy like Jimmy Page

But the song remains the same so I'm stuck in a rage

Just like Jane when she's going to Spain

I think I'm going away tomorrow, just a fool in the rain

Light up the candles and bless the room

I'm paranoid, snow blind, just a black meat fool



(Refrain 2x)

Bug powder dust an' mugwhump jism

And the wild boys runnin' Interzone trippin'

Letter to control about the Big Brother (Led into control?) (Learning to control?) (Lenin to control?)

Try like hard to not blow my cover



Never been a fake and I'm never phony

I got more flavour than a packet of macaroni

Rock drippin' from my every vowel

I've got the soul of the sixties like Ginsberg's Howl

Shootin' mad ball and I'm always jukin'

Take you to the hole and I'm surely hoopin'

Top of the pops like the Lulu's show

I'll take a walk on Abbey Road with my shoes of soul

I got a splinter though, damn, you know man it hurt

I got a Vegemite sandwich from Men at Work

I keep minds in line, but time sublimes,

So when you search you find something like a gold mine

A psychadelic meanderings in the poem

I got a patter, patter anyplace that I roam

Waiting for the sun on a Spanish caravan

Solar eclipse and I'm feeling like starin' man



(Refrain 2x)



Who's that man in the windowpane

Got somethin' on his tongue and it's startin' to stain

Sho' nuff equip so wop n'get down

Step up on my ladder and you'll get beat down

Hash bar style so I'm singin' day glow

Wakin' up the dead like Serpent and the Rainbow

Jeff Spicoli roll me another hay

The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh with Dr. J

Shockin' your ass like a faulty vibrator

Hear me now, but you'll probably get the vibe later

Who knows where the wicked wind blows

Que sera sera just leave it alone

Great space coaster toast up the town ?????

Makin' midgets with my man Dr. Shrinker

Pass the hookah, throw down the pillows

Cloth on the ceiling, blow rings that billow

Kick off the shoes and relax your feet

Now roll up your sleeves for this lyrical treat

[Bigred]

So mods can i lock this thread

[Justin Credible]

 

[Bigred]

but it was a awesome trip next time will get out of bangkok and

will not be on the local goods as much . but overall great time

even with all the fun .

but i feel bad as Bangkok has a way of sending you out there

they dont call it a " happy milkshake " for nothing

But back to earth just smoking harmless tobacoo

I feel i have to go back to Thailand to prove that im not the ( insert favourite anti ranga slogan here)

as the culture and customs are amazing i think you have to see it more as Bangkok is a red light district

and so many people take that attitude every where else in thailand which imho fucks it up ( you think im bad)

so bon voyage leaving on monday week .

[incognito]

Alan or maybe mr. Chow?

[PhoenixSon]

thailand is also a place that you can dig yourself a big hole, be careful with things over there.

i met a canadian ex junkie over in india that told me of his heavy hedonistic drug use over there and other parts of asia, not able to leave due to being hooked on heaps of gear, cheap gear lured him at first but that gear chained him in the end for a decent while and proved to be pretty expensive in the end.

mad guy, lucky as to make it out the end and eventually back to canada.

avagoodone

[Bigred]

^^^^^^^^^^^ Lmfao sounds like me when im justifying my behavior

[Bigred]

No waaaay would I go to Bangkok with you!!

I would end up dead, arrested, murdering you or being murdered by you.

how could you say such a thing . I would protect you with my life WORD!