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3rd EGA 2011 俳句 poetry competition www.entheo.net

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Fur sprouts ev'rywhere

Porcupine nipple waitress

my wet horns unfurl

High on defiance

Pigeon-hole escape-artist

Prejudice phoenix

Fungi don't taste bad

Feel it dance in your belly

Dark playful sprites laugh

Beards are to wisdom

as scarred flesh is to danger

Shit, is that sexist?

Coffee and women

Strong and no hint of sweetness

That's how I like 'em.

Scratched a peyote,

sat on my psychotria

but both plants still thrive

Edited by Quill

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Out in the garden

My cats come and say hello

Good company, meow

 

Coffee and women

Strong and no hint of sweetness

That's how I like 'em.

 

Love these two :blush:

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eleventh hour

the muses do inspire

pure haiku gold

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this cigarette tastes

like i need to go to the

hospital. damn it.

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competition closed! stay tuned for the winners to be announced

(in the mean time, feel free to contunue to post your haiku poems)

no dollars, no sense

I've no semblance of riches

in body or mind

think outside the square

paradoxicality

this statement is false

Edited by faustus

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Hey faustus... Just wondering who the winner is? EGA is just over a week away!

Your getting a bit slack there 'chat boy'! The poems i liked the most, unfortunately didn't have the correct amount of syllables hey.

:)

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"faustus... quit flicking your cigarette butts into the neighbour's pool"

"...if we catch you bidding on your own ebay auctions to inflate the sale price for a third time, then you'll be banned for life"

"... no, you can't import the X26 air taser with laser sights without written permission from the attorney general "

"...it isn't feasible to fit an extra person into your car by cutting up their limbs with a hacksaw and putting them in your boot"

"...EGA is like a week away and you haven't awarded the winners yet."

geeez, talk about living in a world full of demanding cuntz.

s0, without further ado...

the winners of the third and final, 2011 EGA haiku poetry comp (www.entheo.net):

best psychedelic/ethnobotany-themed entry:

fungi don't taste bad

feel it dance in your belly

dark playful sprites laugh

by quill

best general entry

the continual

elaboration of the

absolutely new

by bulls on parade

congrats bulls on parade and quill, you both won tickets to this years 2011 EGA (www.entheo.net) .

winner of faustus' "bizarre, but not depraved theme" prize:

coffee and women

strong and no hint of sweetness

that's how i like 'em

by quill

winner of faustus' magickal mystery prize for the entry that made me laugh the most (a belated prize from 2010)

the dude and faustus

sitting in a tree. K I

S S I N G

by thunderideal

(and for the record, slippage of tongue was most certainly involved)

congrats to quill and thunderideal! you both win a mini-hamper that may or may not contain a bunch of drugs that may or may not be illicit.

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a billion thanks faustus, for someone fairly new to ethnos, nothing could be better

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Edited by bulls on parade

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Congrats bulls on parade.:) See you at EGA .

Well done Quill and Thunderideal. That 'magical mystery prize' sure sounds interesting. !!!!!

Great work faustus :)

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i always knew that the faustus mystery prize was the prize for me.

i can't even say how happy i am. if i did, you would all judge me.

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Woo hoo

praise be to faustus and them ega cunts

Thanks for the prize and thanks for the glory. Ooh the glory

And what ThunderIdeal said, I wrote it in my dream journal with my unicorn pencil too, screw you guys I'm excited

and congrats my fellow poets

Edited by Quill

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