ok, looks like i'll be the square who bites the bullet

[faustus]

and is the first to wish you all a merry xmas!!!

what, are we all too cool to still believe in santa clause???

[Chiral]

Merry ex mas Twix..thanks for your support this year, it was much needed..have a good one.

H.

[FancyPants]

"Bite the bullet?" You WANTED to be the first ;)

Merry Christmas all :D

[obtuse]

Yeah,

Merry Christmas everyone...

Have a good day.

Not square at all dude...

Cheers

[Torsten]

I am more surprised no one wished a happy solstice! Not that I really celebrate that either, but at least I don't dislike it like I do xmas.

Happy festive season everyone whatever your cause might be

[WoodDragon]

Ha! I knew I'd find a thread like this one! And Torsten beat me to the astronomical and cultural diversity themes...

Have a festive Yule, everyone, and a safe one.

[MindExpansion]

Merry christmas all hope everyone has a good holiday season.

Be safe and have a prosperous and peaceful new year.

Peace

[Genesis]

A rant I just posted on myspace, I think it applies here.

Things you should know about Xmas...

1. It's here, right now... Like NOW... and NOW

2.

The Prince is shit on xmas ever DESPITE what every one told me

3. I, unlike every one else I spoke to tonight, enjoy the "Family thing".

It gives me a chance to get shit faced and tell cunts what I REALLY think of them

4. Santa has the same letters as Satan, just in another order.

They are both red and they both touch children, coincidence? Probably

5.

I am going to eat about a kilo of bacon at Nan's house in about 5 hours

6. If the saying "You are what you eat" is true then by New Years I will be bacon.

Refer to number 5

7. Coke Cola re-vamped the traditional Dutch St. Nick to make him a commercial fuck-stain and coporate puppet. Think of that when the cunt is climbing down your chimney. Shoot to kill.

8. Xmas is a Christian holiday, possibly adapted from a pagan holiday, I don't really know. Those pagans had all the good holidays. ANYWAYS Xmas is good in theory, give and expect nothing in return, share the love etc. What's even better is if we just don't call it a Christian holiday, get well baked and share the love without worshipping a false God.

I am down!

9. I don't have a nineth one yet, but I am working on it as I type. I think I am out of ranting. Don't forget people Xmas isn't about the pressies, it isn't about the mega corporations, it's about being awesome and loving life. Hug your family and get shit faced whilst eating pork or tofu-pork-substitute.

Love you all and I hope you have a grand day,

Gen xox

[rosetta stoned]

Merry Festivus

a Festivus for the rest of us!!

[Wongsan]

Merry Christmas all san

[Evil Genius]

The Celebration Armadillo is wishing you a very merry Christmas! Take care my friends! bye Eg

[~shameless~]

Hey guys and girls! have a good holiday!! (thanx twix)

I'm going down to East gippy in a few days, i hope the weathers fine.

Thanks genesis, your post sums it all up, dont take your loved ones for granted

~Best wishes from GH and family xxx ~

[Mr Stay Puft]

If only people were cheerful and selfless all year round! Have a good one guys, any excuse for a day off is a good one!

[Micromegas]

Amanintas drying over the fire, i thought that is what christmas is about

Merry Christmas ya'll and a happy new year!

[Yawning Man]

Merry Christmas to all Sab'ers! Just wanna take this opportunity to say thanks to everyone who made a trade with me/gave me free shit and hopefully we'll keep on keeping on in the new year.

Fucking fantastic site with even better people, i consider a lot of you my friends!

Here's to 2009!!!

cheers

[RonnySimulacrum]

Sure hope you have a good day

Thanks to all you for giving so much

Edited December 25, 2008 by RonnySimulacrum

[JDanger]

Merry Christmas, everyone. Thank you all for being so awesome.

And happy birthday

[PhantomTurkey]

Merry Christmas.

[mu!]

merry xmas ya slags!

and get some eels up ya

[indigo264nm]

Merry Festivus

a Festivus for the rest of us!!

I got my aluminium pole up... I hope you've been training hard for the customary Feats of Strength.

" Jerry Seinfeld: And wasn't there a Feats of Strength that always ended up with you crying?

George Costanza: I can't take it anymore! I'm going to work! Are you happy now?!

Frank Costanza: I've brought one of the cassette tapes.

Frank Costanza (on a tape recorder): Read that poem.

George Costanza (on a tape recorder): I can't read it, I need my glasses.

Frank Costanza (on a tape recorder): You don't need glasses! You're just weak, weak!

Estelle Costanza (on a tape recorder): Leave him alone!

Frank Costanza (on a tape recorder): All right, George. It's time for the Festivus Feats of Strength!

George Costanza: No! No! Turn it off! No Feats of Strength! I hate Festivus!

Frank Costanza: We had some good times. "

6. If the saying "You are what you eat" is true then by New Years I will be bacon.

Refer to number 5

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This is the first christmas in seven years that I have actually eaten meat due to seven years of strict vegetarianism, but I reckon by New Years I will definitately have turned into a pig by your logic.