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    new jokes

    But tarren may have popped out the ground on TV and burial as Oprah Winfrey[as a lesbian]. All lesbian big sister talk show hosts and show on magazines covers have wide eyes and a wide mouth like a baby smiling mindlessly]. Reassures women so another sublimal manipulation, has to be perfect otherwise not the big bucks and va lesbian mate. in a mirroe like Ellen DeGeneres, what a name. another 1 sentences then 2 3 as longer. not poetry but a type of sublimal manipulation, like john travalta as scientolists[ cheap way of influence]. He will get a devorce and see how that does with revealing his ability.
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    T.W.A.T

    salty
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    new jokes

    http://www.eastbourneherald.co.uk/news/local-news/tardis_like_ufo_spotted_over_eastbourne_1_2676362 [TARDIS-like object floating above the town last weekend. Steve Mackin, of Appledore Road, was on his way back from performing at The Smugglers in Pevensey just after midnight on Sunday (May 8), when he spotted a pulsating orange light coming from what looked like an old-fashioned police box, like Doctor Who’s, pictured. Mr Mackin, who believes it must have been a UFO, said it glowed and then vanished, only to reappear minutes later when he had got back to his house. “I’m not lying because there were five of us who have seen it, and that’s on my mother’s grave,” he said. “It was there, honestly. It was really, really weird. I have never seen anything like that in my life, never – not in a million years. It couldn’t have been a helicopter, there was not a sound coming from it at all. “I watched it in the sky coming towards the trees. “It stopped in front of me and the light went from dull to bright orange and then it sort of vanished in front of my eyes.” Mr Mackin said his neighbour had also seen it and someone at work had mentioned seeing a strange light over Willingdon. Police said they had not received any calls about the strange flying object. Website UK UFO Sightings recorded a similar sighting in East Grinstead a few hours later, at 3am. The witness said, “Looking out of the bedroom window, I saw a bright orange light which was a rectangular shape with a flashing light at each end. “I watched it as it travelled east very slowly for approximately 30 seconds and it then stopped. “It then travelled back west at the same speed gradually disappearing in front of my eyes. “I have never seen anything like it before. Very strange.” Thatis in jolly old England. How come Australians can't see such from driving from a pub or at least anally probed by [aliensj maybe a England interest for aliens or Doctor Who.
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    new jokes

    The metric system is based on how much water is in a cubic milliiter, (3 sides]so testable even if hot or cold.. A german scientific break through for standard scientific measurements. The English weight is based on grains or pounds of wheat the peasant can bring to the property owner, is based on wheat harvested grain [ which depends can be dried much or not.. So the beer is based on wheat, malted and yeast and hops is added, so the amount of beer drunken is based on old England style of measuring wealth.
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    new jokes

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    http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/space/moon-mars/could-martian-life-have-seeded-the-earth [The Phobos-Grunt mission's main goal is to collect soil and rock samples. Once that's done, it will blast its sample container (including the microorganisms and the rock samples) to a designated landing spot in Kazakhstan. Since the experiment will come hurtling back to Earth at 4000 g's, the titanium container is built to be nearly indestructible. Read more: Could Martian Life Have Seeded the Earth? - Space Shuttle Endeavour Final Flight - Popular Mechanics] 8ncluding the radiation-resistant "water bear" and Halomonadaceae bacteria, which can survive in high-salt environments—traveling to the International Space Station and back aboard Endeavour is the first leg of a long journey. Read more: Could Martian Life Have Seeded the Earth? - Space Shuttle Endeavour Final Flight - Popular Mechanics just send a aussi with beer. can blast off after after a party on the polar regions mars the snow caps keeps the beer cool http://www.space.com/11622-nasa-asteroid-simulation-ocean-floor-neemo.html project nemo , NASA NASA's NEEMO 15 expedition will simulate aspects of a mission to an asteroid. In this illustration, a configured rock wall can be seen near the underwater Aquarius laboratory. CREDIT: NASA View full size image Before humans explore an asteroid in space, a group of NASA astronauts and scientists will test concepts and techniques for the future expeditions on a mock space rock on the ocean floor. This week, engineers are laying the foundations for the 15th expedition of NASA's Extreme Environment Mission Operations, or NEEMO 15 for short, which is scheduled to begin on Oct. 17. To prepare for that fall undersea mission, diving crews are setting up the tools and rocky environment needed to simulate an asteroid landscape. [Photos: Asteroids in Deep Space] NEEMO expeditions take place at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Aquarius Underwater Laboratory, which rests more than 62 feet (19 meters) below the ocean's surface, off the coast of Key Largo in the Florida Keys. --] ................. Might a good hideaway place if it has beer and Liquor and other [birth control devices or others intoxsicants, the clerk could offer expensively but anonymously] a run away from the wife. Better than a motel or a hotel..
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    new jokes

    A african pigmy goes into a australian bar and says give me bottle beer thats a long neck bottle . The bar tender says thats expensive. The bar bartender says all we have here is beers in a mug from the tap.. the pigmy says, this racist i can't even get onto the bar stool without help. The bartender says all we have, so the pigmy orders the beer in a mug and says it warm, where is it chilled.. The pigmy says i can't get up the bar stool and the bartender says you are lucky thats that why we sell beer for our regular customers and they can't get up afterwards on the stool, so a you might be a regular patron for the pub?.
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    new jokes

    My gallery picture is not wanted for me as posting so how to change?
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    new jokes

    A duncken hallucengenic australian walk into a bar in mexico for a last taste of tequila before going to his hotel.. He says give me the best. The bar tender says there is the blanco or mezcal. The auss says whats the differnce and the bar tender says theres a worm in mezcal bottle and harsher as to taste and if you can hear the worm the mezczl is for free. So he orders a shot of the mezcal and hearx the worm in bottle saying it for free. So the auss is about to walk out the door the bar tender says how about the three dollars, the auss says the worm said it was for free . The bat tender says its free but only for the worm and the worm says that every time..
  10. How new actors[HOLLY WOOD AS ACTORS] have DIALECT AS AUSTRALIS IS THE NEW USER[russel crow or the guy7 in in max max[gib melson]. THE MOVIES ARE TIREID Of SPEACH ENGLAND DIALerCT. CANADIan or french speech which is lousians[us] or Quebec[Canadian] or austakis.
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    new jokes

    how to know a honest political. they will do when do so as paid. how to make a political sweat, follow the money.
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    Japan nuclear plant explosions

    jUST THINK, FUSION POWER, ANOTHER CON JOB. CIVIANS PAYING FOR THERMONUCLEAR BOMB IN THEIR BACK YARD THATS SUPPIOSED TO HAVE CLEAN ENERGY FROM AND PRODUCE CLEAN WATER.
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    Texas holdem poker

    very limited as the interest in a poor poker hand. I like my mutanted 7 stud card poker, as different (3 card throw away twice)as the card dealing, 7 card stud poker but you can throw 3 cards away, 2 times around the table. So can't be cheated or get a bad hand but can bluff which is the game or do you have the best hand. But to make in more interesting the 2 3cardds might be show and maybe a guess at the 4 cards. Bluff or not?
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    Bin Laden dead?

    They dumped the body at sea, worth 15 million [bounty hunter], if retrieved still worth such such as from a submarine [dna testing] from a US embassy.
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    multiverse?

    http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-04/researchers-see-quantum-entanglement-naked-eye- {two entangled photons.] I don't think its two just one. So my former model of a barbell universe where there are two space time balls seperate and different to merging or getting apart or colliding is not a possiblity. and particle physic the mathe guys will prove the puzzle from particle physics but theymath people like to do but from bottom up and atom smasherss but they will prove it. And i think there a lot of universes, but not as time duplicate.universes.
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    multiverse?

    A good topic but your looking at it at a newtonian physics, like a pool table knocking two balls others around into the pcket or maybe a black hole.. In Quantum physics the two balls [photons] are the same ball but located in two spacial places. So what happens to one is instant to the other but not well described by math guys although they can make such photons. Some of them think the photons are two photons but i think not.
  17. http://www.cutoutpro.com/newphysics/ I a biological feel guy but the math people have something to offer. The triangle of newtonian physics could be a learning tool but simply mechanistic.
  18. http://www.oddee.com/item_96585.aspx Not the political way. They hide in plain site covered with propaganda. Like shit bugs larva [potato bug on plants].
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    Gulf Oil Disaster

    http://www.articlesbase.com/environment-articles/the-marine-bacterium-alcanivorax-borkumensis-the-new-hope-for-ecologist-1407227.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shewanella_putrefaciens http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:g-hM1T2-3dMJ:www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1800766/pdf/1492-06.pdf+blue-green+iron+granules&hl=en&gl=us
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    War on drugs? Now that's reefer madness

    http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2010/0710/Could-a-1.50-marijuana-joint-doom-Prop.-19-in-California Sorry, no more expensive pot for you as business.. [High-powered marijuana that now costs $300 an ounce could drop in price by as much as 80 percent if Californians legalize recreational use by passing Prop. 19 in November, meaning Golden Staters could purchase the recreational drug for as little as $1.50 per joint.] [That finding by the RAND Corporation, a California think-tank, is likely to perk up the ears of some 15 million Americans estimated to be regular marijuana users, 13 percent of whom live in California.] Rand corp is whore thats says anything the political wind says so. So a U.S. political change on pot, with Rand whores trying to get on the new political horse for funding.
  23. Jack Vance, [The Languages of Pao] http://www.google.com/search?q=Jack+Vance+the+[Languages+of+Poa&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a So just about language as if social manipulatator from outertspace [whated women and many][good book even for communists,socialists as seen as a limiting mental thought.
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    Are you a believer?

    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1121661/pg1 'Not a bad idea, if the exploding bubbles from ultrasound. More complicated I would think. But if a disruption of small amounts of cancer stem cell could create a immediate immune reaction from ultrasound waves. http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1121665/pg1 no manned, well i respect russian lesbians.
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