Paruresis is a very real condition but still not one that will help you in a testing situation. For sport drug tests that make you drop your pants all the way to the floor as they are well aware of Whizzinator products that have been around for 15 years now. The test attendant will stand there and watch you for as long as it takes. One of my team mates was "watched" for 2 hours. The ironic thing is that my Paruresis was caused by 20 guys all repeatedly piling off the bus and lining up to have a piss on the way home from away games. I have to piss alone now. No one has mentioned yet that the Whizzinator used to come in pink, Caucasian, Latino, Brown and Black.